the girl next door, fox you've been waiting for

Christabel R. Munroe. Friends call me Christa and my Mum calls me Jellybean, but I much prefer Christa. I like alcohol when it's on fire, Ke$ha and any kind of movie where a pretty girl gets her face eaten off. I have a funny accent.

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lol i know what i’m doing toniiiiiiight

[mendelsohnben]

Hannibal Lecter + outfits (or lack therof) → Antipasto

[dailycraccola]

[estellajones]

Please don’t.

[christanotkitty-blog]

I think it may be my calling.

[estellajones]

…Crystal isn’t that far from Christa you know.

[christanotkitty-blog]

Maybe I should go into stripping. The money would probably be better. Wonder if my boyfriend would be cool with it.

[estellajones]

What do you class as stripper territory?

[christanotkitty-blog]

I don’t know. Jasmine, Candy, Crystal.... Chandelier. 

[estellajones]

I should probably buy one of those baby name books in case I accidentally name him Randall or something.

[christanotkitty-blog]

Just stick to the basics and you should be fine. Lucy, Rebecca, Jacob, Charlie. If it sounds like something that borders on stripper territory, just trash it.

[estellajones]

I’m thinking… Doris?

[christanotkitty-blog]

Horrid. Chuck it immediately. It pains me even though I know you’re joking.

[estellajones]

Or his.

[christanotkitty-blog]

Forgive me for worrying, we do not have good track records in this family for baby names. Sawyer, for God’s sake. Please name your child something they’re not going to have to shorten out of embarrassment. 

[estellajones]

Can you honestly see Leo agreeing to that?

[christanotkitty-blog]

Just do it behind his back when he’s passed out or something. Christa’s a cute name. Between you two, Estella and Leonardo, I dread to think what her name will be.

[estellajones]

He or she’ll be your… second cousin?

[christanotkitty-blog]

Does this mean you’ll name it Christa if it’s a girl?

[estellajones]

I… I don’t think I mind. As long as he or she is all ours, I don’t care.

[christanotkitty-blog]

Well, I guess that’s kind of sweet, or whatever.

[estellajones]

We don’t even know the gender yet! Oh, I’m not sure. I’d like him to be but if he’s uncomfortable I’d never make him.

[christanotkitty-blog]

What do you want it to be?

[estellajones]

I’m excited for the baby part and the naming part and the tiny toes part… but not so much for the giving birth part.

[christanotkitty-blog]

Have you not picked a name yet? And yeah, that’s not going to be fun. Do you think Leo will want to be in the room, or is he gonna take one look at all of that and be like, ‘nah mate’?

[estellajones]

Thanks, Christa.

[christanotkitty-blog]

You’re welcome! Have fun going forth with the rest of your life with my irresponsible cousin. Are you excited?

[estellajones]

[christanotkitty-blog]

Just keeping it real. 

[estellajones]

I’ve been in more comfortable situations…

[christanotkitty-blog]

Well, babies in the womb are essentially parasites, if you think about it. So of course you feel gross, something is like, sucking your life force.