Little Weirdo Posting

Agere blog, 15, certified babbler 💕

[christh3weird0]

I’m redoing my intro so it doesn’t look like booty butt and you can read it since I’m not in Little space right now

Hello, I am Chris_th3weird0 or just Chris ! It’s nice you decided to stop by !

I am a regressor, age range can be 0-4 ! I do type and talk like a baby when I’m in little space -.-

First and foremost, DNI !

- if you are over 18, please do not try to get my number ! I am still a minor, so I don’t feel safe being friends with you ! Nothing against you, though !

- if you support Trump or anything he’s doing as far as how he’s treating the LGBTQIA+ community and deporting people, get out now ! You deserve to die 💕

- please don’t ask me for money ! I’m a minor and I don’t really have money, so I cannot give any ! I wish you the best for your situation, but I cannot help !

- if you have anything related to age play, definitely see your way out ! It is an excuse to act out inappropriate behavior with a child with it being “legal” and is not tolerated or accepted on this blog !

- please don’t send anything that shows vomit or throw up ! I have a serious phobia ! You can talk about it, but please don’t send media !

Past the yucky stuff, if you like these, please interact !!

- Stray Kids ! Especially if your bias is Han Jisung or Lee Minho !!!

- Hello Kitty !

- Art !

- Stories !

Now past the interaction stuff part, here are some of my interests !

-Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (only sfw stuff on here, dw :3)

- Definitely Hello Kitty !

- Big Stray Kids fan !

- Slmccl/Slimecicle fan !

- All Of Us Are Dead

- Love Untangled

- A Whisker Away

- Words Bubble Up Like Soda Pop

- Scary Caregiver ! I love Nomma :3

- if you know Cookie Crumbz ! I love my pookie :3

And many more I can’t think of right now !

Nowww, requests !!!

I am doing almost all kinds of stuff !!! Lemme give you a lil listttt :33

-headcanons !!! (For cgs and littles !!)

-little stories !! (Any gender of reader is great !!)

-moodboards !!

-stimboards !!! (Once I learn how to set it up… TvT)

Enjoy my weird little blog !!!

FRIENDS !!!!

@that2020girl @the-pumpkin-princex @ivoraaahills @aidenislittle @scary-caregiver @cookie-crumbz @mimos-chocofactory @heroz-zz @atetheluck @written-by-music @phaelusion

[christh3weird0]

When

When my stepmom doesn’t know I’m a little

But

But her Fetch app has a free Happy Meal

And

And she gets me a Happy Meal

And

It’s a win

[dollyvamps]

" aw, you're such a sweet kid, papa's little prince(ss), just the sweetest thing for pa, aren't ya, lovebug? "

" mama's sweet puppy, such a good pup you are, honey, don't you know ma loves you to the moon and back..? "

[dollyvamps]

" let mama help you, honey, you're too tiny to change yourself.. so sweet for momma, hm? such a brave baby, letting ma help, there — all done, all clean and fresh, my baby picked out such a cute diap ! "

[kidkoor]

• Toys that get excited in their packaging when they see a little walking down the aisle in the store, barely able to stay still.

• Toys that find being owned by a little an honor even if their owner doesn’t regress often.

• Toys that are grateful they are made of tougher materials because their little likes to play rough (and they do too!)

• Toys who love cuddling with their little all day because they are always sleepy or bedridden.

• Toys who understand being hidden away because their little can’t let people know about their regression.

• Toys who love their little unconditionally!!!

Feel free to add more! ^x^

[pahtoosh]

baby trail mix….i need this…

[cookie-crumbz]

I feel loik seel sometims.... Bibg wet orb eyes.... Just redy to start cryuing at any momet.....

Look into my wet sopping eyes.... ...

I SIAD LOOKE.....

[angelreeree]

Caregiver finishes cleaning the kitchen and walks into the living room with a warm bottle, napkin and a drink for themselves.

Little is sat on the their playmat, stuffed fox toy next to them, as they build the tallest tower ever!

"Bedtime in 10, little one. Let's get this baba drank yeah?"

"Noo, m building ma tower. Its gonna be da biggest tower ever!"

Caregiver chuckles, sighs and sips on their adult drink, knowing that in less than 5 minutes, their little one will crawl over, fox plush and all, rubbing their eyes and yawning.

They'll climb onto their caregivers lap and let them feed them their baba, as the caregivers whispers quiet praise, and singing lullabies.

By bedtime, the little one is asleep, safe and sound.

Story by me ^^

[antennae-and-haloes]

This blog is 5+. We talk abt mature subjects like dinosaurs here and sometimes even say words like 'damn', preschoolers DNI

[c00lkiddstuff]

goddamnit im still 4 ill need to wait a year to interact

[catgirlsagainstpuberty]

how it feels to be blocked by a permakid

[dollyvamps]

" aw, is mama's baby feeling a little extra tiny tonight? " sweet baby who gnaws on their little fingers, mommy who gently removes her baby's poor fingers from their mouth, opting for the baby's binkie instead, softly cooing at her precious angel's tiny babbles

[pixiesadventure]

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYBODY *MWAH*

I’m non-binary and pansexual! I use She/They pronouns but I do kinda prefer they/them more haha 😅

Made by: me

Photos from pintrest

[starlitflowrz]

🦢♡ i fear i have never understood the hate towards (sfw) padded regressors 💔😭

while i am not a padded regressor, everyone's regression is different . people can use diapers for all kinds of reasons !! and it literally does not affect anyone other than the person using them. maybe im just too woke idk but i feel as if there are other things in the agere community we could focus on .

[christh3weird0]

Exactly. Like for example, some people just wear them to feel little and don’t even use them-use them. And even if they do, it’s completely fine. No one’s hurting you by doing it therefore you shouldn’t care

Sorry for the rant, bai bai !

[scary-friend]

Pomni Stimboard

🎪 - 🍿🎊🍿 - 🍿🎊🍿 - 🍿🎊🍿 - 🎪

[christh3weird0]

M gettin pwincess soup ! >:3

M gettin pwincess soup !! >:3

M gettin pwincess soup !!! >:3

M gettin pwincess soup !!!! >:3

[williamssbabydoll]

apparently im a grandpa 😀 according to @christh3weird0

[christh3weird0]

You’re my grandpa :c

[fawnsworksheets]

Day 1: Dream Regression Items 🦴🐾☁️

Doing my baby boy's stimboard challenge!

@swarm-stims

[dollyvamps]

" would you like your rattle, baby? " dada offers, wanting to cheer his baby up but also wanting to give them space if they need it ...

" look, it's your favorite one, yea? " gently shaking the rattle for his little one, knowing the gentle noise always brings out his baby's pretty smile, " aw, there's my sweet baby, papa missed his little one. "