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jani || texts

Moni: Wow. And here I thought you'd want me to play with you because you liked playing with your little sister. I see how it is. 😢

Moni: But good, let me know when you're planning to stream and I'll make sure to set aside some time to join you.

Moni: Excuse me, but what makes you think I'd even get a blue shell? I'm almost always in the top 3, big sib. Respect that.

Jay: Nope, just forcin' ya.

Jay: This weekend sometime, maybe Saturday afternoon, gives me enough time to roll outta bed.

Jay: I call it as I see it. 🤷🏽

#text #jayxmonica

lily-jay || texts

LILY-JANE: at least go to a respectable establishment next time

LILY-JANE: and don't bail on brunch!!

Jay: I'm going to get you to come party for real one day.

Jay: I won't, I won't.

#text #jayxlily-jane

limadoctorhudson:

It’s my pleasure.

☕️

A man of many words, Dr. Huds. But really, if we started limiting people on how much coffee we could give them, everyone would abandon us for a Starbucks or something. Can’t have that.

#jayxjulian #dash

clairestjames:

Always! It just goes to show that if you’re not in school, you lose some braincells. Seriously, if you asked me to point to somewhere on a map and tell you what country or state it is, I’d probably lose my mind. Or multiplication? The horror! I wouldn’t be able to figure that out. I’ll be honest though, I barely remember Foxworthy. All I can remember is that pornstache of his and if I try to imagine a voice, it’s just Dr. Phil.

Okay, hey! So my reading comprehension isn’t a strong suit. I’m human, sue me! Hm, would it be better as a dinner show? Or is it too sad of me to have a dinner show?

☕️

Okay now I need videos of Dr. Phil hosting that show, like, I need it like I need air. This is your fault, I hope you know that. I think I’d be okay trying to figure out where shit is, but math can be hit or miss.

Dinner show sounds a lot better. I don’t think it’s weird, I pretty much have shit on if I’m not gaming or something. Always needs to be noise.

#jayxclaire #dash

firexpuck:

Wouldn’t be a whole lot of talking, in my experience.

☕️

Still sounds like a win for me.

#jayxpuck #dash

xsethappeal:

Babe, there’s two of my face. I think we win.

☕️

IDK, I think that might just take the appeal away. You want me, you gotta have me. If you’re busy, I can just go stare at Sam.

#jayxseth #dash

coachxclarington:

I suppose that’s true.

I gave him some dried sardines, that seemed to make him a little less annoyed at me this morning.

☕️

I’d like to say that sounds great, but honestly that sounds terrible. I’m sure it’s a delicacy for a cat or whatever, but gag.

#jayxhunter #dash

devonrose96:

This is why I love you, Jay-Jay.

It was needed, and I really appreciate you both, as I’m sure I said multiple times while drunk. And ik, Moni teased me about not inviting her. I promised she could tag along with us next time. And to be honest, yeah, if we’re not at work we’re generally with each other. We’re basically entirely codependent at this point.

☕️

You really will never stop that name, will you?

You said it plenty, but I’m always happy to hear more of it. I’m all for hanging out with her, but I also said it was like, Enby Squad, you know. You guys spend like 25 hours a day together, so I didn’t think it was a thing, lol.

#jayxdevon #dash

limaboundblaine:

Yes, I know – she’s kind of a natural, I’m just not sure if that’s a good thing or a bad thing. I… have? (And three is not that many, don’t judge me.)

☕️

Just making sure you’re your normal self, because if I had to run over there and bring you an emergency supply.

#jayxblaine #dash

coachxclarington:

That sounds so sad. I’ve had a cat my entire life. My first one I got when I was really young, his name was Mr Puss. Now I have Corporal.

Yeah. I think moving somewhere smaller than the condo, and living with another human. Though, I think he’s coming around to Blaine.

☕️

Can’t miss what you never had, right?

Well I think your cat would be pretty dumb not to come around to Blaine. I stand by the treats thing though, just gotta spoil him.

#jayxhunter #dash

lily-jay || texts

LILY-JANE: were you plastered?

LILY-JANE: and i'm a whole lot of fun thank you very much. i just don't have fun in cheap bars

Jay: I was.

Jay: And will be again v soon

#text #jayxlily-jane

firexpuck:

Honey, if we’re meeting in private, I guarantee the talk of tinfoil and fires will not come up.

☕️

Well I’d love to hear what it would actually be, handsome.

#jayxpuck #dash

limaboundblaine:

Add in Darcy and we can’t fail! She’s starting to have aspirations beyond Lima it seems, might as well direct that ambition somewhere worthwhile, and the advancement of coffee is always worthwhile.