chris howell

she eyes me like a pisces when I am weak, i've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks.

[biancaxisms]

I told you this was a bad idea. I suck at these games. Now you’ve got to deal with the consequences.

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I didn't think you'd be this bad, Kenzie."

"That leather jacket threw me off, I thought you'd totally kick ass."

[biancaxisms]

I told you this was a bad idea. I suck at these games. Now you’ve got to deal with the consequences.

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I didn't think you'd be this bad, Kenzie."

"That leather jacket threw me off, I thought you'd totally kick ass."

[scoutaccardi-blog]

"I don’t know how to move my thumbs."

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I am so tired of losing, let's switch games."

[fallonhowell-blog]

"Fuck you; this isn’t my first time playing. It’s just been a while. I don’t think we’ve played video games together since we’ve lived in the same house."

[christopher-howell-blog]

"You weren't good then either."

[biancaxisms]

I told you this was a bad idea. I suck at these games. Now you’ve got to deal with the consequences.

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I didn't think you'd be this bad, Kenzie."

"That leather jacket threw me off, I thought you'd totally kick ass."

[lj-williams]

“Or. Or, you can take my remote and shove it up your bum. I didn’t even want to play in the first place! This is you’re own fault, Christopher.”

[christopher-howell-blog]

"It's really not my fault that you are shit at video games."

[comicbookbrandon]

"Nope, I don’t have time to hide behind tables and doors. It’s all or nothing, no one lives forever!"

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I like the enthusiasm, man. But can you at least make sure you have ammo before you throw yourself at another zombie?"

[ivyxphillips-deactivated2015121]

U pick favorites and only reply to them. Your a pathetic rper and it shows.

Out of character, obviously. Okay, honestly, I’ve so had it with these anons. I’m the pathetic one? Seriously? I’ve been sent rude ooc anons on not only Ivy, but Matt and Ben as well. I’ve ignored all of them because really, who gives a shit about what some anon has to say. But the thing is.. I just got back from LA. Okay, I haven’t had the chance to really come on and do anything with my characters because I’ve been enjoying time with my family and now I come on and have to deal with some shit anon who can’t fucking use the right YOU’RE! Are you kidding me? You not u, you’re not your. And I don’t pick favourites. I post starters and get the same people replying to me so if that’s me picking favourites than I’m sooooorrrry. Stay the fuck our of my ask until you can came off anon and talk to me like an adult. I’m not here to deal with people who are stuck in that elementary stage so grow up, put on your grown up pants, and then come back to me. :)

[lj-williams]

Just reblogging this to say I second this notion. This is getting beyond ridiculous. It’s one thing to say it to one of someone’s characters, but to anon almost of their characters is beyond a joke. All these anon comments are getting out of hand. It really needs to stop. 

[christopher-howell-blog]

"Okay, I know this is your first time playing Resident Evil, but could you please quit dying so that we can finally pass this chapter?"

[crackheadcastiel]

[christopher-howell-blog]

text message // open

Jude: I wrote a song about you.

Jude: Guess what it's called.

Chris: He Had Red Hair and His Dick is Huge

Chris: it's one of those long Panic! At The Disco titles that make you think...

[ladylevinsky]

     -----This little girl came up to me today, gave me a flower, told me I was pretty, and then just ran away. Talk about adorable.

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I offered her ten dollars to do it, but that little shit conned me for twenty..."

[judehartman-blog]

Jude sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose. “I don’t want my parents to hate you…so let’s not do that.” Glancing down, he grimaced at the sight of his plaid shorts and polo shirt, only dressed for the occasion set by his parents. When the bellhop came around and had to warn Chris that smoking wasn’t allowed, Jude cast a side eyed glance toward his best friend. “Since when do you smoke?” Not that it mattered, depending on what Chris was implying when he wanted to smoke, but he just didn’t want to get in trouble. Just for not being around as much as he was supposed to, mostly because events like this didn’t interest him much and he was always ignored by everyone anyway, Jude was already on thin ice with his parents. “What? You’re not totally thrilled that all this can be yours?” He posed sarcastically, arms gestured to the golf course before them.

[christopher-howell-blog]

"Your parents love me, okay, Jude Hartman? They essentially want me to marry you," Chris joked. The place was very primp and proper, a soft cream color was the only way to describe it - in both a metaphoric and literal sense. Chris's hair was the only thing that stood out, other than that he was dressed similar to Jude. A man with a white polo and khaki shorts offered Chris and Jude as glass of water, addressing Jude as Mr. Hartman. Chris couldn't help but to laugh, before except the beverage. "Dude, this place is hilarious, but I'm going to be so terrible...and we look like complete douches."

Eventually, Chris noticed Jude's parents approaching, "Mr. and Mrs. Hartman, long time no see."

[christopher-howell-blog]

"This place looks pretty gross, man," Christopher never second guessed being there for Jude, but the country club wasn't really a scene for him. "I might just high-jack a golf caddy and bail early," he laughed.

Chris had never been golfing before, and it didn't look like too much fun, but he was always up for something new. He only got a little irritated when the bellhop told him he couldn't smoke on these grounds, Chris simply commented, "I've should've suspected that..." judehartman

[fallonhowell-blog]

Obviously he’s not trying hard enough. When are you going to see that you’re so blinded by him?”

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I'm not blinded by him, Fallon. I’m not 10 anymore, I’m an adult…"

"He’s just the only one who hasn’t left me, yet, so I trust him."

[fallonhowell-blog]

"Well, duh, he’s a fucking cop, it’s his job to be concerned and at least that’s one job he’s doing right. Legal crime crap or not, he’s still a pushy asshole."

[christopher-howell-blog]

"I don't think you give him enough credit, Fal. He's really trying..."

[biancaxisms]

No thank fuck. I’d have probably shit myself from being so afraid. Were you?

[christopher-howell-blog]

"Uh, no. I stayed in that night, luckily. But, my dad knows all the details, considering his the captain of his force."