christipon

i'm a 23 year-old Oklahomo that adores the universe. Pokemon training and opticianry are my forté. snapchat-christipon

[von-felden]

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[von-felden]

Tumblr’s flagging algorithm:

[dcmultiverse]

Ezra Miller photographed by Ryan Pflugerfor for Playboy (2018) 

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[klubbhead]

[brightcoat]

According to the actual rules of Jenga, this is not a legal move and is equivalent to causing a collapse.

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[mayflame15]

[catchymemes]

“I visited the pumpkin patch yesterday and decided to bring home a pumpkin that in shape appeared to be a penguin. Friends and family were mystified until I started painting him.“

by Volensblood

[layered-like-an-onion]

A PUMPGUIN

[evilspice]

can we not have a moment of rest ever

[jumex]

Peeriodt

[abeautyisbeast]

Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest

I mean look at this shit 

Bitch just grabbed a cherry 

“Try the grey stuff it’s delicious” Bitch please pass me the fork 

This scene is visually stunning, but my drunk ass would have climbed the table for some champagne  

Don’t even get me started with the live action version I MEAN LOOK AT THIS

In summary I would basically look like this throughout the song 

[alternativequeens]

[taichi-kungfu-online]

Workout For Daily Life

[christopher-robinn]

Smoked paprika chicken with teriyaki sauce, with Greek rice pilaf and broccoli florets 😋 #WhatsForDinner #OklahomaCity #Oklahoma #yum #CulinaryGameStrong #yaaas #GetInMyBelly

[astrologysucks]

Guide: Astrology and love

Any signs can be compatible. Astrology does not have the final say in the succes of a relationship. Only you and your partner can decide if you want it to succeed or not. Astrological compatibility is just an indicator of how easy or hard it will be.

Traditionally Fire signs (Aries, Leo and Sagittarius) are compatible with air signs (Gemini, Libra and Aquarius) and other fire signs. Air signs are compatible with fire signs and other air signs. Water signs (Cancer, Scorpio and Pisces) are compatible with earth signs (Taurus, Virgo and Capricorn) and other water signs. And earth signs are compatible with water signs and earth signs. There’s also the matter of opposite signs. They are naturally drawn to each other and there is usually a lot of attraction between them. These are: Aries & Libra Taurus & Scorpio Gemini & Sagittarius Cancer & Capricorn Leo & Aquarius Virgo & Pisces Though their elements are compatible, the opposite signs are each other’s counterparts and it’s really all or nothing when they come together. It can either be the best there ever was and ever will be, or a total fiasco. Pretty much the same thing, albeit less powerful, goes for Same-Sign couplings. To know if you’re compatible, you should look at your love interest’s chart and compare it to yours: Your Sun tells you about very basic compatibility, but is not by any means a definitive yes or no. If anything, compatible sun signs are a nice bonus. It’s your essential personality, the one you probably identify most as. 

Your Venus is by far the most important placement in relationships. It’s never more than two signs away from your sun sign. It tells you about what you’re looking for in a partner. It’s also an indicator of how you attract love and act in a relationship. People may find they act rather differently when they’re in a relationship. Knowing your and their’s venus may help you understand why you do the things you do for love. Your venus should be compatible with your partner’s mars and vice versa. The Moon represents what men find most important in a woman, though not necesarily in a romantic way. Look at your venus for this. It’s the sign that tells all genders  their deepest thoughts, fears and emotions. Having the same moon sign often results in great relationships with deep connections and emotional fulfillment, though it might also be very interesting if your moon sign is or is compatible with your partner’s sun sign. Your Mars represents what women find most important in a men, though not necesarily in a romantic way.  Look at your venus for this. Mars takes charge of sexual attraction. It’s the planet of passion, but also of how you express anger.  Your mars should be compatible with your partner’s venus and vice versa. 

Mercury is connected to communication, reasoning, intellect and awareness. It’s not all that important in romantic compatibility, but people with compatible or the same mercury signs will have an easier time communicating with and understanding one another.  Finally, you might want to take a look at your Juno. You need your birth time to calculate it. Juno was the Roman godess of marriage. This placing is not near  as important as venus, but it will tell you what you need in a relationship to grow as a person rather than what you may want.

I think that’s pretty much it. If you have any other questions, my ask box is always open.

[harlequinhatter]

A classic

[christopher-robinn]

😂 Jesus take the wheel pls I’m weak

[itskyalenotkyle]

When you drop anything in the bathroom

[mypsychology]

For more posts like these, go to @mypsychology​

[ruinedchildhood]

Is this the Magic School Bus?

[plutonian-honey]

Fixed Signs & Loyalty

I just want to talk a bit further about the fixed signs and how they feel about loyalty as well as being betrayed. As we head through the fixed signs, it’s as though the more stubborn traits become weaker almost? For example within archetypes, Taurus is the bull, the most openly stubborn fixed sign you can find. Then as we hit Aquarius, it becomes internal and their stubbornness will not be as exaggerated. (Sun & Mars mostly but others should be considered)

Taurus: People with personal planets in Taurus see loyalty as a given. They automatically trust everyone & will stay that way unless something drastic changes their mind. They’re the most loyal people you can find and will literally stick by your side through thick and thin, even if you wouldn’t necessarily do the same. They’re fiercely protective of their loved ones and things they care about. If you betray or shame them or people they love, they will turn, and become the bull they’re ever so famous for being. They’ll keep a cool head while ripping you apart. Don’t cross them. 

Leo: People with personal planets in Leo see trust and loyalty as something that needs to be earned, and won’t give it out to just anyone. They, like Taurus, are fiercely protective of loved ones and will waste no time in crushing anyone that crosses them. They will attack when their ego is bruised, or if you try to test the fact that they’re above everyone else. Leo will knock you down several sizes if you try to square up, providing you can even reach their level. Watch yourself. 

Scorpio: People with personal planets in Scorpio are literally ride or die for their loved ones, but you won’t ever hear about it. You’ll see it when someone crosses you and Scorpio is there to take the hits and sting them right back. You’ll feel it when you find out that one person that was talking behind your back, no longer talks. You have a constant protector, and a fierce one at that. They’ll stare into someone’s soul and set it on fire right in front of your eyes. Be careful. 

Aquarius: People with personal planets in Aquarius are the silent defenders. Their loyalty is shown through being there if you need them rather than being there all the time. They’re the people you can call if you’re stuck and they’re by your side within 5 minutes. They’re the people who will say yes to anything you suggest, just because they want you to be happy. They won’t attack for you, but god help you if you cross them or ones they care about. They’ll destroy anyone in their path, but only ever on the defense. Tread lightly.

[psych2go]

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[astrologymarina]

Planets in the 8th House

[zodiacsociety]

Sun: Identity transforms a lot, seek to refine the self, secretive person

Moon: Controlled emotions that suddenly burst out, emotional depth and intensity

Mercury: Deep thoughts, extreme opinions, curiosity for the forbidden, conspiracy theorists pretty much

Venus: attracted to "forbidden love", need and ability for true intimacy and closness

Mars: Anger management issues, anger is suppressed and then overpowers them

Jupiter: very interested in learning about or teaching esoteric topics

Saturn: rigidity, inability to let one's self fall and give in to emotional depths, controlled

Uranus: breaks taboos, tends to suddenly do or say something shocking and provocative

Neptune: psychic, goes through intense spiritual transformations

Pluto: very deep person that goes through many intense transformations and has a lot of personal power