"Smile so we can make a good impression" -Kiki @christtella - Tumblr Blog

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why did my neighbors name their wifi network this

biggaybunny

what’s the point of having a wifi network and not naming it something like this

laropasucia

Oh the fun you can have with network naming…

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This is my joy.

thoughtfulfuri

This made me look at networks near me and:

kcismyreligion

#i love how bellamy screamed echo #a mile away before reaching them #for dramatic effect #that boy has no chill #like i am coming bitch #i left for a minute #and you all think you can just attack clarke #THINK AGAIN #and how everyone are just letting him pass #they are probably like #ok bellamy blake is coming #and he knows clarke is in danger #you all know the drill #if you wanna live let him pass #or we’re all gonna need abby griffin in a moment

oh my god

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

^ Me when people make my friends Sad

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the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™

the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10

the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10

the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that

the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10

the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10

the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.

the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10

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gravigokenji

I’M CRYING THIS IS SO PURE AND THEN MORE AND MORE KEEP COMING OUT OF THE BOX

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“Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever.” - Walt Disney

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honestly at this point, what HASN’T The Simpsons predicted for the future???

ex-vd

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

avndres

Its fake….

butt-berry

I can’t believe The Simpsons predicted this tumblr post

theemotionmachine

A young artist exhibits his work for the first time… …and a well known art critic is in attendance. The critic says to the young artist, “would you like my opinion of your work?” “Yes,” says the artist. “It’s worthless,” says the critic. The artist replies, “I know, but tell me anyway.”

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fuken savage

“My impression of a tour guide in New Zealand dealing with Americans”

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@lesbianmccree

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Tour Guide: “..,And that’s New Zealand. You guys have any questions?” American: “Where are the hobbits?” Tour Guide: “We don’t have any.” American: “Not one hobbit?” Tour Guide:“They’re fictional?” American: “…You’re kidding”

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Why is this tour guide hiding the existence of Hobbits O.O