[inventingtheriver]

Hello I changed my url

celestialhijabi -> inventingtheriver

[porcelain-dollbones]

it really is kind of interesting how attached people are to the idea of the improvised line and the genuine reaction in film. nearly every single famous moment or line has some sort of claim floating around that it wasn't in the script and was either made up on the spot by an actor or was sprung as a surprise on the actors to get their 'real' reaction. you know, sometimes people do come up with good lines in advance and write them down, and sometimes people can pretend to be have a convincing emotional response on screen

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[starcrier]

and you know what? i am REALLY sick of these ads that are openly mocking people for being concerned about the products they’re selling.

Amazon’s super bowl ad where the Alexa mocks Chris Hemsworth for being worried about giving spy software control over his entire life. Waymo’s ad with the intro “the robots are coming!” mocking people who are rightfully extremely concerned about sharing the road with, or riding in, self-driving cars.

i don’t know, it’s just genuinely insane to me. “Oh, you have legitimate concerns about our shitty product? sounds like you’re just lame!!!” like what kind of “quiet part out loud” marketing is that?

[dryad-knifeplay]

Is that a swarm of locust in your pants or are your dick and balls just heralding the end of days

[mummer]

i ❤️ anachronisms i ❤️ historically inaccurate costumes i ❤️ big swings i ❤️ the ways stories shift with the contexts of their time i ❤️ thematic unspooling and respooling i ❤️ transformative work i ❤️ looking at a story through a new lens i ❤️ formal changes between mediums i ❤️ remixes i ❤️ amalgamation i ❤️ changes that desecrate the “sanctity” of a work i ❤️ iteration i ❤️ adaptation

[catmask]

if completing tasks feels so good and reminds me completing tasks is easy then why is starting them the emotional equivalent of sending my first born to war

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[hitmyvape-deactivated20251006]

how my coworker gave me a cigarette yesterday

[soapy-birblover]

I was inspired by the black-out poems made by @playing-with-colors and decided to apply it to the locked tomb series!

Palamedes my beloved

[newtsfrogstoads]

Going from being an introverted lurker on reddit to trying to post my own stuff here is so wild. I keep typing out a post, deleting it, then retyping because I think it's not good enough but then I look at other posts and why am I so worried?

It's like I'm at a fancy Italian restaurant and keep glancing around the room to see which hand people use to pick up the forks. But then I realize that everyone is shoveling spaghetti into their mouths using their bare hands and I'm like ah okay so I'm clearly overthinking this

[newtsfrogstoads]

This restaurant is absolute chaos and I'm giving it 5 stars

[paranormal-taters]

"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.

[paranormal-taters]

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

[paranormal-taters]

EVERYONE SHUT UP AND LOOK AT THIS NEW AND BETTER WORD

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Do you ever eat a mango just as it has the perfect ripeness, or look up at the sky on a cloudless night or get a hug from a loved one just as you need it most and think to yourself, “this is it, this is what we are alive for.”

[mishellejones]

idk i just… love…. romance stories,, i love love,,.. i love watching and reading about people…, falling in love… im

[daphrona]

I hate writing an AU because I will think of a conceit to make the whole thing make sense and I go "wow, nice" and then as I actually type the words out I start crumbling under the onslaught of every single detail I have yet to factor into that conceit.

[civetside]

has anybody done this yet

[stuckinapril]

[stuckinapril]

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july