Vague Hope - Cold Rain

Disaster dyke, Menacing transexual, and other such typologies.

[ladymaplecourt]

Hi my name is Mordechai ben Yair ben Shimei ben Kish, ish Yimini and I am from the tribe of Binyamin (that’s how I got my name) with a long white beard that reaches my mid-abs and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like King Saul (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I AM related to Queen Esther which is great because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a prophet but I'm humble and scholarly. I’m also a Jew, and I was a member of a respected group called the Sanhedrin in the Hall of Hewn Stones where I learned seventy languages (I’m one hundred). I’m a vizier (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly royal blue. I am second to the king and I get all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing royal robes of blue and white, and a mantle of fine linen and purple wool. I was wearing a magnificent gold crown and riding a royal horse. I was sitting by the castle gates. A counter-decree had been issued so the Jews were not in mortal peril, which I was very happy about. A lot of antisemites stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[ladymaplecourt]

Hi my name is Mordechai ben Yair ben Shimei ben Kish, ish Yimini and I am from the tribe of Binyamin (that’s how I got my name) with a long white beard that reaches my mid-abs and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like King Saul (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I AM related to Queen Esther which is great because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a prophet but I'm humble and scholarly. I’m also a Jew, and I was a member of a respected group called the Sanhedrin in the Hall of Hewn Stones where I learned seventy languages (I’m one hundred). I’m a vizier (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly royal blue. I am second to the king and I get all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing royal robes of blue and white, and a mantle of fine linen and purple wool. I was wearing a magnificent gold crown and riding a royal horse. I was sitting by the castle gates. A counter-decree had been issued so the Jews were not in mortal peril, which I was very happy about. A lot of antisemites stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[ladymaplecourt]

Hi my name is Mordechai ben Yair ben Shimei ben Kish, ish Yimini and I am from the tribe of Binyamin (that’s how I got my name) with a long white beard that reaches my mid-abs and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like King Saul (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I AM related to Queen Esther which is great because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a prophet but I'm humble and scholarly. I’m also a Jew, and I was a member of a respected group called the Sanhedrin in the Hall of Hewn Stones where I learned seventy languages (I’m one hundred). I’m a vizier (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly royal blue. I am second to the king and I get all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing royal robes of blue and white, and a mantle of fine linen and purple wool. I was wearing a magnificent gold crown and riding a royal horse. I was sitting by the castle gates. A counter-decree had been issued so the Jews were not in mortal peril, which I was very happy about. A lot of antisemites stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[ladymaplecourt]

Hi my name is Mordechai ben Yair ben Shimei ben Kish, ish Yimini and I am from the tribe of Binyamin (that’s how I got my name) with a long white beard that reaches my mid-abs and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like King Saul (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I AM related to Queen Esther which is great because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a prophet but I'm humble and scholarly. I’m also a Jew, and I was a member of a respected group called the Sanhedrin in the Hall of Hewn Stones where I learned seventy languages (I’m one hundred). I’m a vizier (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly royal blue. I am second to the king and I get all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing royal robes of blue and white, and a mantle of fine linen and purple wool. I was wearing a magnificent gold crown and riding a royal horse. I was sitting by the castle gates. A counter-decree had been issued so the Jews were not in mortal peril, which I was very happy about. A lot of antisemites stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[ladymaplecourt]

Hi my name is Mordechai ben Yair ben Shimei ben Kish, ish Yimini and I am from the tribe of Binyamin (that’s how I got my name) with a long white beard that reaches my mid-abs and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like King Saul (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I AM related to Queen Esther which is great because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a prophet but I'm humble and scholarly. I’m also a Jew, and I was a member of a respected group called the Sanhedrin in the Hall of Hewn Stones where I learned seventy languages (I’m one hundred). I’m a vizier (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly royal blue. I am second to the king and I get all my clothes from him. For example today I was wearing royal robes of blue and white, and a mantle of fine linen and purple wool. I was wearing a magnificent gold crown and riding a royal horse. I was sitting by the castle gates. A counter-decree had been issued so the Jews were not in mortal peril, which I was very happy about. A lot of antisemites stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[riverlinden]

otD is a work of cyberpunk fiction. it was inevitable from the outset, then, that it would bring in the megarich feudal japanese larpers.

we all knew this.

and the team worked hard to earn the trust that would be required to do this. we devote our first full outing to fencing with a textured, ambitious east asian antagonist who isn't a feudal larper.

to say nothing of the mortician. god she's the best.

so fine. bring in the megarich feudal japanese larp family, we can get it over with and get back to real characters in the next upd—

what the FUCK do you MEAN you described the lady of the house as FORKED FUCKING TONGUED within SECONDS of meeting her OH MY GOD I AM NEVER TRUSTING YOU WRITERS AGAIN

[200-word-rpgs]

200 Word RPGs 2025

Each November, some people try to write a novel. Others would prefer to do as little writing as possible. For those who wish to challenge their ability to not write, we offer this alternative: producing a complete, playable roleplaying game in two hundred words or fewer.

This is the submission thread for the 2025 event, running from November 1st, 2025 through November 30th, 2025. Submission guidelines can be found in this blog's pinned post, here.

[chromakey]

Beyond the Door

For 2-5 players.

One player is the Child. The rest are Friends.

Prep: Cut 3 strips of paper for each Friend, on each strip of paper, write a reason you believe the Child's family is mistreating them. Do not show the strips of paper to the Child. The child takes a separate piece of paper, and writes a list of reasons they ought to love their family, three per Friend. Reasons may be superficial or grounded.

Start in a kitchen, end in a bedroom.

To start, the Child reads: "My parents have been possessed by an evil spirit, which has drawn out their most cruel tendencies. Retreat with me to my room, until it leaves." Move to the bedroom.

The Friends "Lock" the doors by taping their strips of paper across the frame. Text hidden.

Talk about the possession, this has happened before, but the Friends never saw it firsthand. The Child makes excuses, and gives Reasons they love their parents.

Whenever the Child does so, one Friend pulls a paper from the door and explains why the parents are wrong.

When all strips have been removed, The Friends have successfully removed the Child from their home, game ends.

off-site archiving: yes other permissions: yes

author's notes:

A story about being the child of an alcoholic and lying to yourself in order to love the people supposed to care for you.

I wrote this larp about 4~ years ago and never found the right way to publish it. here it is.

[chromakey]

Criminal, Defense Attorney.

[snow-leopard-enthusiast]

[thingsand-stuff-posts]

Big Cats Galore

Photo Set -2

Snow Leopard 🥰🥰🥰

[snow-leopard-enthusiast]

[chromakey]

DID YOU KNOW THAT THEY ARE STACKABLE?

[snow-leopard-enthusiast]

I love your blog!

thank you <3

[squidvonbob]

His name is Low Sodium Soy Sauce. Please protect him at all costs.

[squidvonbob]

His name is Low Sodium Soy Sauce. Please protect him at all costs.

[squidvonbob]

His name is Low Sodium Soy Sauce. Please protect him at all costs.

[charl0ttan]

i bet its relaxing as fuck to be a satellite out in space all the time. until you start thinking about space, which would be difficult to avoid at best

[charl0ttan]

what the fuck is football

[chromakey]

Technically "machismo" only refers to someone else's masculinity, when its YOUR masculinity you're talking about it's "machisko"