Dat boi

[sunflowerbutch]

god released me into the wild and now he’s hunting me for sport

[omegaverse]

bro i thought i was sooooo grown when i was 18 loool

[omegaverse]

idk what 18 year old needs to hear this rn but you are a child

[nuclearhearts]

my humble opinion is that men that dont do any housework should die

[mementt0mori-deactivated2020051]

you just killed my brothers

[nuclearhearts]

you’re welcome :)

[jame7t]

[2seat]

[star-wars-shit-posting]

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[shitpostempire]

[discourseful]

[carnival-phantasm]

[weirdness-is-good]

[christineebersole]

This post isn’t written in any known human language

[patheticperipatetic]

Is this what understanding a newspaper political cartoon is like?

[osakaxkobe]

[monkeysaysficus]

Me making perfectly round meatballs

[respectfulmemes]

[forceawoken]

pacific rim be like, we’re gonna give you unparalleled tenderness between two warriors, each with a tragic past that has hardened them emotionally, and we’re gonna do it in the context of a movie about fighting giant space monsters with huge robots. fucking checks all my boxes thank you

[jannock-jess]

Me: So you remember in the ALTA finale when Aang gets slammed against a rock in JUST the right spot so his chakra is unblocked and it realigns his whole spirit & body and he is able to reach his full potential as the avatar? 

My Chiropractor: What?

[humorduke]

me: theres no reason for me to be anxious right now!!!

my brain: .....debatable

[blueskittlesart]

what the fuck is with english teachers n being like “write a story abt a deep personal memory that impacted your life” maam if i do that youre going to send me to the counselor’s office

[barbie2023]

ABBA goes so hard in so many different ways like they really have a song for every situation.. breaking up? getting married? defeating the french? Finding out you have not one but three possible fathers??? Really they covered everything

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]