Chrom?

I'm Chrom and I'm all 'bout that Ylisse (part of smashinginsubspace)

[chrombone]

coolvillager replied to your post:the blue hair gene is so strong in my family line ...

because youre all fuckin anime swordnerds

okay first of all, rood

second of all, lucina can be a mage

we're not ALL swordsmen

[chrombone]

the blue hair gene is so strong in my family line

why

[the-parallel-falchion]

[the-parallel-falchion]

You’re embarrassing yourself!

[chrombone]

It's for a good cause, Lucina. Greater than you can imagine. 

[the-parallel-falchion]

Father, what are you doing?

[chrombone]

I'M SORRY FOR HAVING DREAMS LUCINA

[the-parallel-falchion]

"F-father! You didn’t go wrong at all, don’t say such things! And…. well, if you say so, I won’t argue."

[chrombone]

"I'm only kidding, Lucina. You really can't tell sarcasm, can you?" he giggled a bit. 

[the-parallel-falchion]

"A… sleepover? What is that?" Lucina hadn’t exactly had time for such pleasantries, seeing as how she was born in a time of total devastation. As such, she was curious as to what such an event would consist of.

[chrombone]

"Where did i go wrong in raising you?" He said sarcastically. Truth be told, he didn't even know what they were about. Most Royals, time of devastation or not, don't have the luxury of sleepovers. "They're fun, though, I promise."

[the-parallel-falchion]

…

[the-parallel-falchion]

Have you ever seen a sponge do anything at all? Who would want a life like that?

[chrombone]

I want a life like that

[the-parallel-falchion]

What is with you and sponges, anyways?

[chrombone]

have you ever seen a sponge hurt anyone? have you ever seen an unhappy sponge? being a sponge entails pure bliss that is nearly unequaled by anything else.

[chrombone]

the-parallel-falchion replied to your post:Sponges

Father, no.

Don't take that tone with me young lady

[chrombone]

As flattered as I am to have the radiant hero say my clothes fit him, i'm also a little confused as to where he got them in the first place.

[chrombone]

"Your clothes fit me."

"How would you know that...?"

[chrombone]

Chrom?

Villager?

[chrombone]

Sponges

[chrombone]

WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?

Hmm... I've been over most of my continent... I don't know to be honest!