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[perceptwhore]

[chronosmythed]

“You wanna know a secret Horn Head? Life’s Messed up. I’m messed up. I’ve done bad things and I continue to do bad things. Because the voice telling me Not to…? He’s not said much for awhile. And y’know what keeps me going? ANGER.” 

                                                     MUN - RULES - FUN SURPRISE

[chromedomeshome]

Behold!!! The Whirl blog!!!!! I made it a main blog and not a side blog because I'm taking myself Semi Seriously™ on that blog :3

[chromedomeshome]

OOC

currently at work and the urge to make a Whirl blog is astronomically high

[chromedomeshome]

Meow meow, cat boy. -stinglikeame

Cat boy?

Damn Rewind isn't ever beating the furry allegations huh

[cobalt-cougar]

Don't worry, Tumbler. You're definitely not a feline.

You probably don't even remember me though.

[chromedomeshome]

WHAT did you just call me

[cobalt-cougar]

The name you were using when I knew you.

Back when Garboil and I worked for Prowl.

But like I said...you probably don't even remember me.

You. Are. Not. A. Cat.

(Ravage and Glit and I don't agree on everything, but we agree on that.)

[chromedomeshome]

I never said that I was a cat?????

You're being very weird I'm going to walk away slowly, then break into a run, then transform and drive off! Kk! Bye now!

[chromedomeshome]

Meow meow, cat boy. -stinglikeame

Cat boy?

Damn Rewind isn't ever beating the furry allegations huh

[cobalt-cougar]

Don't worry, Tumbler. You're definitely not a feline.

You probably don't even remember me though.

[chromedomeshome]

WHAT did you just call me

[rodismancave]

can I put a straw in your leg holes. Is there leg juice

There’s no leg juice. The holes aren’t that deep

[chromedomeshome]

Nothing about you is deep. You're the Cybertronian equivalent of the shallow end of human kiddie pool

[rodismancave]

Why are you mad? Because my pussy pops severely and yours don’t?

[chromedomeshome]

Yea my pussy pops so atrociously bad that im married <3 and you're still sitting hopeless but pretty on dating apps because your amica with benefits married somone else

[rodismancave]

Right. You say like I haven’t got a choice in the matter. Please remind me which one of us nearly married Prowl again?

Don’t bring Drift into this. You’ll regret it. Severely.

First warning.

[chromedomeshome]

Prowl was a mistake of my youth that I have learned and grown from. Something you wouldn't understand because you keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

Aw what's the matter. Upset because you were a means to an end? Y'know removing someone's autobrand and exiling them from the ship doesn't tend to make very good husband material. Honestly I'm surprised he even still looks at you.

[rodismancave]

Do tell me, Chromedome, [There is a sort of crackle when the name is said.] when’s the last time you tried to hold yourself accountable for your mistakes?

Because there’s a lot in your record. You know that. Or maybe not, ‘cuz anything you don’t want to remember you just dig it right outta your brain, and outta other’s for good measure.

There is no means to an end. [heat in his voice.] There was just me, and a good friend. You don’t know our history, but you want so desperately to know it because then it makes hating me a little more justifiable.

Get over yourself. You’ve done more damage as a mnemosurgeon than I ever did as Hot Rod.

[chromedomeshome]

"If I don't remember it, it didn't happen. Simple as that. No mistake to be held accountable for!

But back to you and Drift! I desperately want to know more? You get over yourself! I don't need to know anything to justify a feeling I don't have for you. Because I don't hate you. I'm apathetic towards you."

He holds up a single finger needle

"But you seem a little heated, Rodders. I could make you forget the whole Drift thing. I could make it all go away. It's not like Drift loses sleep over it anymore, you've seen how happy he is with Ratchet. So why should you be haunted by it?"

[rodismancave]

Rodimus offers Chromedome a smirk. His plating is cracking, gentle noise that rises to the surface. He should leave and cool down.

He doesn’t.

“Haunted? Why would I be haunted by my best friend having found happiness? A happiness he deserves? Why assume my feelings towards something that never existed?”

He takes Chromedome’s lifted hand. He does not allow him to fully close it, and Rodimus’ hands burn. Not enough to hurt, just enough for it to be uncomfortable.

“You’ve really got to stop projecting there, Chromey. I’m sure Rewind will be absolutely delighted to know that you’re offering to inject people again, when you so kindly promised to stop.”

He’s not going to burn Chromedome’s hand. His touch is like a hot plate right out of the microwave, but Rodimus doesn’t want to hurt him. He’s not quite there yet.

“The thing you’re failing to remember is that I make up to the people I disappoint instead of locking myself in a room and trying to make myself forget about it. Because I’m decent enough to actually care about people who aren’t myself. Ya get that?”

[chromedomeshome]

He's silent for a moment. He considers tugging his hand away but he doesn't.

"Right. Because Rewind would believe the mech who had more to say about Tripodeca than him at his funeral."

He retracts the needle. Rodimus had hit a nerve.

"I think we're done here. I have better things to do with my time than argue over who's the worse person with someone who doesn't know how to not self destruct once a week."

[chromedomeshome]

Meow meow, cat boy. -stinglikeame

Cat boy?

Damn Rewind isn't ever beating the furry allegations huh

[chromedomeshome]

When Y'all are mean to me this is who y'all are being mean to

[rodismancave]

can I put a straw in your leg holes. Is there leg juice

There’s no leg juice. The holes aren’t that deep

[chromedomeshome]

Nothing about you is deep. You're the Cybertronian equivalent of the shallow end of human kiddie pool

[rodismancave]

Why are you mad? Because my pussy pops severely and yours don’t?

[chromedomeshome]

Yea my pussy pops so atrociously bad that im married <3 and you're still sitting hopeless but pretty on dating apps because your amica with benefits married somone else

[rodismancave]

Right. You say like I haven’t got a choice in the matter. Please remind me which one of us nearly married Prowl again?

Don’t bring Drift into this. You’ll regret it. Severely.

First warning.

[chromedomeshome]

Prowl was a mistake of my youth that I have learned and grown from. Something you wouldn't understand because you keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

Aw what's the matter. Upset because you were a means to an end? Y'know removing someone's autobrand and exiling them from the ship doesn't tend to make very good husband material. Honestly I'm surprised he even still looks at you.

[rodismancave]

Do tell me, Chromedome, [There is a sort of crackle when the name is said.] when’s the last time you tried to hold yourself accountable for your mistakes?

Because there’s a lot in your record. You know that. Or maybe not, ‘cuz anything you don’t want to remember you just dig it right outta your brain, and outta other’s for good measure.

There is no means to an end. [heat in his voice.] There was just me, and a good friend. You don’t know our history, but you want so desperately to know it because then it makes hating me a little more justifiable.

Get over yourself. You’ve done more damage as a mnemosurgeon than I ever did as Hot Rod.

[chromedomeshome]

"If I don't remember it, it didn't happen. Simple as that. No mistake to be held accountable for!

But back to you and Drift! I desperately want to know more? You get over yourself! I don't need to know anything to justify a feeling I don't have for you. Because I don't hate you. I'm apathetic towards you."

He holds up a single finger needle

"But you seem a little heated, Rodders. I could make you forget the whole Drift thing. I could make it all go away. It's not like Drift loses sleep over it anymore, you've seen how happy he is with Ratchet. So why should you be haunted by it?"

[rodismancave]

can I put a straw in your leg holes. Is there leg juice

There’s no leg juice. The holes aren’t that deep

[chromedomeshome]

Nothing about you is deep. You're the Cybertronian equivalent of the shallow end of human kiddie pool

[rodismancave]

Why are you mad? Because my pussy pops severely and yours don’t?

[chromedomeshome]

Yea my pussy pops so atrociously bad that im married <3 and you're still sitting hopeless but pretty on dating apps because your amica with benefits married somone else

[rodismancave]

Right. You say like I haven’t got a choice in the matter. Please remind me which one of us nearly married Prowl again?

Don’t bring Drift into this. You’ll regret it. Severely.

First warning.

[chromedomeshome]

Prowl was a mistake of my youth that I have learned and grown from. Something you wouldn't understand because you keep making the same mistakes over and over and over again.

Aw what's the matter. Upset because you were a means to an end? Y'know removing someone's autobrand and exiling them from the ship doesn't tend to make very good husband material. Honestly I'm surprised he even still looks at you.

[rodismancave]

can I put a straw in your leg holes. Is there leg juice

There’s no leg juice. The holes aren’t that deep

[chromedomeshome]

Nothing about you is deep. You're the Cybertronian equivalent of the shallow end of human kiddie pool

[rodismancave]

Why are you mad? Because my pussy pops severely and yours don’t?

[chromedomeshome]

Yea my pussy pops so atrociously bad that im married <3 and you're still sitting hopeless but pretty on dating apps because your amica with benefits married somone else

[rodismancave]

can I put a straw in your leg holes. Is there leg juice

There’s no leg juice. The holes aren’t that deep

[chromedomeshome]

Nothing about you is deep. You're the Cybertronian equivalent of the shallow end of human kiddie pool

[rodismancave]

Lost Light Public Channel

‼️ANNOUNCEMENT FROM CO-CAPTAIN‼️

RODIMUS : would you guys still want me to be your captain if I was a worm 🥺

[chromedomeshome]

Depends. Would you be a cybertronian sized worm or. an earthworm. Yknow. The SUPER tiny ones.

[rpmemegraveyard]

Send 🌸 for three things my muse likes about yours.

[rodismancave]

🌸

(@chromedomeshome if there's anything i'll be shocked)

1. I do agree with Rewind. You’re winning the hips contest

2. I like that you have a husband. It saves on buying a leash

3. Hm . :3

[chromedomeshome]

Saves on buying a leash??!? Are you saying you'd put a leash on me like a rowdy sparkling?! If you put a leash on me id drag you around the Lost Light like im a giant cyberhound and you're a minibot.

Wait I'm getting a call.

::yea. Uh huh. Ok.::

That was Rewind. He said the minibot comment was offensive and he's not gonna hold my hand on roblox anymore.

[rodismancave]

If you ever injected me with truth serum just know that it would not work. You’d only get a bunch of embarrassing confessions that avoid every question you’re making

[chromedomeshome]

*holding a vial labeled truth serum*

You prommy???

[rodismancave]

The embarrassing things don’t necessarily have to be about me.

Watch out.

[chromedomeshome]

You think you can ruin my reputation more than I already have??? Oh wait. Rewind. Hmm.

*tosses the vial away*

You win this time

[rodismancave]

If you ever injected me with truth serum just know that it would not work. You’d only get a bunch of embarrassing confessions that avoid every question you’re making

[chromedomeshome]

*holding a vial labeled truth serum*

You prommy???