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Today’s Genuine Good Boy is: Billy “Aniki” Herrington (July 14th, 1969 - March 2nd, 2018)

Sleep tight, Aniki…

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deathtripz

help-mywife

Help, my girlfriend calls Red Dead Redemption “Redededemption” and also insists that that’s the name of the main character

bunnywoman

her mind is far more advanced than yours will ever be

warriormale

Hi everybody,

So today I went on my blog to see how things look. I add around 10 to 15 posts in the morning.

What I found was pretty disturbing.

Nothing was updated since yesterday morning.

Old posts with nudity were placed in my front page, some going back 2 years.

So its very clear to me that someone has been manipulating my blog and trying hard to show that nudity (not porn - EVER) is on my blog.

They are trying hard to make me an example of what is on Tumblr.

So, my advice to all of you is to check and see if this is happening to you too,

I have deleted these front page posts, to fight Tumblr and to publicly call them on it with this post to my 47,000 followers.

I see this activity as showing Disrespect for me and my message.

I don’t tolerate Disrespect - EVER!

I fight it!

WarriorMale

rochasaurus-deactivated20211230

Warriormale is going to destroy Tumblr like Samson did the temple.

warriormale

Hi everybody.

Quick update on the status of WarriorMale.

Right now I’m attempting to back up this enormous blog.

I would hate to see it deleted after 4 years and 60,000 posts.

I feel like I’m on the Titanic and we just hit the iceberg. Instead of going down with the ship I’m trying to save WarriorMale.

I’ll let all of you know if he made it into the lifeboat!

WarriorMale

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shameful-display

REST IN PIECES BLUE HELLSITE

From here on out I’ll be on my Twitter, @Shamefuldrew. Any further art, updates, commision info, etc. will be posted there, not here.

So long, and thanks for all the fish!

gats

How extreme are your campaigns! Like how hard are they, I would really like to up the difficulty of my own, but I don't want to anger my players. Thanks boss!

I’ll default your question to our DM, @shameful-display. since he has a better idea of the overall difficult of the campaign than I do.

From my perspective though, we run a decently difficult game. Survival is more than a goodberry and a roll, smarter enemies use harder and sneakier tactics, and doing stupid things in dangerous situations tend to have big consequences.However, the micromanagement is half the fun, and it’s incredibly satisfying when a plan goes well. one might even say it’s the dark souls of tabletop roleplaying

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With the poise stacking and great weapons, it’s like Dark Souls in more ways than one.

I’m not sure how “difficult” my game is, but I’ll expand on my reasoning and DMing style below. And, of course, keep in mind that there’s plenty of valid ways to run games. This is just how I run mine, and it’s not even how I’d run all games, or even all D&D campaigns.

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#great words #even tho i just lost my own character - it was absolutely my own fault #stings a lil still but hey #thats just how it be sometimes #shamegame #rip jakov you glorious helmeted idiot #shame's def right in any case

braveadrien

When you’re a DM and accidentally do a crit on one of your players, making them give you That Look of Betrayal

gunzomi

i forgot that singular dice are called die and this still made sense

chromiumiiioxide

fixed by my pal @bazoookles

#let them eat 20s #none shall survive #realtalk there's no fun in letting your players live all the time #sometimes you just gotta snap em outta existence #dnd

themapisonfire

We caught a griffon in our DnD game. My character had to stand on the back of her horse to reach it with a lance as it tried to fly away.

We are all incredibly stupid.

shameful-display

The party had an encounter with a griffon that tried to steal one of their wagon’s mules as a snack. Gwyndolin, one of the fighters in the party, managed to horse-surf up to it before it got too high, leaped off the horse, then smacked it unconscious with the side of the lance. Then they had to figure out a way to keep a magical monster in a way that wouldn’t kill them.

It’s one of those “The dog doesn’t know what it’d do if it caught the car” type of situations.

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Twas over an hour of “okay what the fuck do we do now”

Worth it, honestly.

#shamegame #lets not forget that gwyn also could've three shot the damn thing at level 3 #also shoutout to my fella jakov in the back lookin like the clueless dingus he is