positively feral

Graham | 33 | he/him ⚠️Sometimes NSFW, 18+ only!⚠️ || in my hockey era || absolutely unapologetic - IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OVERHAUL! auhd | ocd | did

[alphonse-coded]

You’re really unlikeable, I hope you know. Asspats.

LOL I’ve literally never had anyone more dedicated to bullying me congrats 🏅

[chronic-chirper]

i like him plenty

[alphonse-coded]

wait I’m confused.. 😵‍💫 you’re not actually with your own brother are you? it’s just shipping?? ;;

Our parents have never met, but he keeps saying he wants to bang my mom 🤷

[chronic-chirper]

oh lord

[ratbeast]

Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying

We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%

[ratbeast]

Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.

The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.

That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, “Role Call!” And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.

Here’s the kicker: there’s one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The game’s sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.

The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often it’s said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.

Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.

The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce “Role Call” only to find that everyone behind them is gone.

Not exactly a game for the weak willed.

[gallusrostromegalus]

My reactions to this, in order 1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?

2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.

[fir-fireweed]

Y’all! The Em Dash has finally delivered a public statement regarding the AI allegations.

And it’s glorious!

Read the full article on the McSweeney’s website here!

[catshrimpart]

YCH Autumn comms are open!!!

Get em on VGen HERE

(If you’re shy about initiating a commission request, VGen lets you order with minimal interaction 🩵 As someone with social anxiety it makes it easier for the order process. ☺️)

[catshrimpart]

I’ve added more couple poses!!

[catshrimpart]

*forehead bonk*

[phantomrose96]

Making this post in the year 2025: it will never not be funny to me how the Supernatural season 5 dynamic will be like Sam and Dean hit some impasse in their stupid quest-of-the-week and they go "shit we're stuck. Maybe Cas can help. Cas!"

And Cas will fall down from the rafters hitting every support beam on the way down and slam into the floor bleeding from all his eyes and missing most of his feathers like "Sorry for the delay. I'm being brutally and violently hunted for sport by every single angel of the Lord due to I betrayed all of them (my own family) in order to side with you two."

And Sam and Dean will be like "That's great or sorry that happened. Can you use your powers to transport us to the fuck-shit dimension? We need to go there for some reason." And Cas will say "Technically I can try but it will likely kill me." and Sam and Dean will be like "Sweet awesome you're the best Cas great."

And then Cas does it and it turns him into the angel version of roadkill and Sam and Dean are like "Yikes. Anyway" and shove his unconscious body into a motel room and forget about him because they've got stuff to do in the fuck-shit dimension.

[catshrimpart]

YCH Autumn comms are open!!!

Get em on VGen HERE

(If you’re shy about initiating a commission request, VGen lets you order with minimal interaction 🩵 As someone with social anxiety it makes it easier for the order process. ☺️)

[curseofmxcbeth]

I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.

[captainragtag]

Can we include darebee.com with ao3 and wikipedia on our list of really good nonprofits with excellent services that we stan?

It's a free, no sign-up, no ads fitness resource created by professionals who view this as activism (fitness should be accessible to everyone), and it's very thoughtful and thorough.

Features I really like:

- all instructions for workout routines are diagrammed on single pages with a clean, easy to read layout

- there's 30 or 60 day programs you can follow if you, like me, don't know what to do. they take you through a rotation of workouts so you're working different muscle groups on different day for a specific purpose

- there's so much variety and there's a filter so you can find the level and your goals and type of workout you wanna do

- you don't need any equipment

- some of the programs are RPGs or adventure stories! How's that for motivation. There's also badges and achievements or something but I haven't looked that closely at how that works yet

- they're nerds. they name workouts after D&D classes. There's a Lannistrr workout, a batcave workout, a witcher workout

- I've only scratched the surface

I'm doing this really easy one to start out

Darebee, darebee, fitness, visual workouts, workouts, fitness challenges, fitness motivation, training tips, recipes, nutrition

[bisexualshakespeare]

If you don't understand from the picture they have an Exercise Library playlist in YouTube so you can see what all the moves look like in motion!

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQSMS0J6JbrKdSOSbyJXaQ_zN_HSSp7zZ

Exercise Library - YouTube

[nanalineni]

I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.

[nanalineni]

This is the best post I have ever written, read the notes and be blessed by loving your friends magic

[chronic-chirper]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Characters: Alphonse Elric/Edward Eric

Prompt: Stargazing

“You ever think about how far the light we’re seeing has traveled? Some of those stars aren’t even there anymore. They burned out thousands of years ago, but the light’s still coming.”

“I think about that a lot,” Ed admitted. “Like… if something that far away can still leave something behind that reaches us, what does that mean for us? For people? As a whole, I mean?”

Written for the @elricestloveevent 2025. Companion piece to THIS artwork by @artful-alchemist

[kiramartinauthor]

When you're writing and you suddenly realize you don't know what happens next

[taraljc]

When you’re writing and you suddenly realise you DO know what happens next

[justahappycloud]

When you’re writing and you realise you have to write what happens next

[kylermalloy]

Deep Fryer’s Dead

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Characters: Alphonse Elric/Edward Elric

Word Count: 1447

Summary: Ed and Al come across an old fair in their travels and reminisce about their childhood. Written for the @elricestloveevent of 2025.

The abandoned fairground is rusted, desolate. Wind whistles through the structures, causing the shakier ones to rattle.

Ed tries to keep his mouth from falling open in awe as he and Al walk along the beaten path beneath it all.

He tries to imagine what it would’ve been like in its heyday—vibrant colors, echoes of laughter and screams, the rides roaring away over their heads. Bells clanging, horns honking, the low rush of the ocean in the background.

Read more

[catshrimpart]

Day 3 for @elricestloveevent — County Fair 🎡

Go give this piece’s companion fic a read HERE by @chronic-chirper — I promise it’ll make you smile!!

We both discussed ideas for this and knew we had to do Ed winning Al some ridiculous game prizes like the good big brother he is. I took a lot of liberty with the targets and prizes as you can see LOL

[chronic-chirper]

spot the special interests

[chronic-chirper]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist

Characters: Alphonse Elric/Edward Eric

Prompt: County Fair

Summary: “I do not want the cat.” Al took a long, overly casual sip of his drink and rolled his eyes. “Besides, the game’s rigged. See the barrels?” He tipped his cup to point with the straw. “They’re weighted, the sights are off, and they use old BBs. It’s a scam. You taught me that.”

Ed’s eyes narrowed, not at the booth—but at him. “You gonna call Shenanigans?”

Al pretended not to hear, pointedly walking away toward the next row of stalls and away from Ed, who lingered behind.

In which Al yearns, and Ed provides.

Written for the @elricestloveevent 2025. Companion piece to THIS artwork by @artful-alchemist

** Title & Summary subject to change at any time.

[moonprismpower456]

The Brother Count:

Okay, so basically I’m on a mission to count the number of times a variation of the word “Brother” is used in the Fullmetal Alchemist series. I’m starting with the manga then moving onto 03 and then Brotherhood(I’ll also do the movies and the light novels but I’m not sure where to put those. Also tell me if there’s any other media I should know about/include)

I have an overall count, a count for each volume and a count for Alphonse in each volume.

As of the end of volume 11, the count is at 321.

Here’s the overall count for each volume so far:

Volume One: 28

Volume Two: 44

Volume Three: 37

Volume Four: 24

Volume Five: 20

Volume Six: 26

Volume Seven: 11

Volume Eight: 46

Volume Nine: 30

Volume Ten: 24

Volume Eleven: 31

I’ll make a post of the Alphonse count if anyone’s interested.

Extra Info:

•These are based on the Fullmetal Editions of the manga.

•These are also based on the official English translation for those additions, and I will be doing the English dub for both anime’s since subs are hard for me to focus on.

•Chapter titles and extra things outside of the text will probably be included in its own category. •I have page numbers and general context for each use of it.

•Variations also include anyone who’s trying to say the word brother but gets cut off

•I don’t really care if someone already has a count, this is something I just genuinely enjoy doing.

•The updates may be slow, but the volume 12 update will come as soon as I can.

•Feel free to ask any questions or give me any suggestions

[moonprismpower456]

Volume Twelve: 25

Current Count: 346

[moonprismpower456]

Volume Thirteen: 13

Current Count: 359

[moonprismpower456]

Volume Fourteen: 17

Current Count: 376

[moonprismpower456]

Volume Fifteen: 13

Current Count: 389

[moonprismpower456]

Volume Sixteen: 4

Volume Seventeen: 5

Volume Eighteen: 27

Final Count For The Manga: 426

[moonprismpower456]

Concept Sketches: 5

Omakes: 36

Thank you again to @fma-omakes

Next is 03 which I’ll do in a separate post since this one’s getting long!