Chronic Nerd

Living with a chronic illness means you need a sense of humor, being obsessively geeky helps too.

[chronicnerdlolz]

So You've Decided to Adopt a Zombie Kitty: An Adult Coloring Book https://www.amazon.com/dp/0988383667/ref=cm_sw_r_oth_api_tLdoybP9BKX1Q

[chronicnerdlolz]

Our monthly SketchDojo is this Sunday at Collected Comics in Fort Worth, TX!

[zahraaxix]

under $5 masterpost

i see yall buying cute stuff with like $$ and i cry bc u can buy the exact same product for like 99 cents. However, these are really hard to find. So, here’s a masterpost of lots of stuff that u can buy for way less than $5! This is also useful if youre living on a tight budget like me but you still want these cute shit like me. or if u wanna move out like me.

+ most of these are free shipping but u should check your country for some. + some of these are on sale so if you comeback to it months later the price might change. so hurry up!

Stationery/office supplies/school supplies:

pens/pencils/highlighters: candy & cats (?)  furry ball  lipsticks  grass pens  these are just v cute giraffe pens ice cream pens crowns  pastel af star shaped highlighters?? so cute?? really pretty corn bowling i was legit about to buy this for $6 but then i saw this these just look so fancy idk bones lmao a cute pen that is also a fan?? lollipops

pencil cases/cosmetics bags: ill just put this pencil case here this is the cutest omg c u t e totoro  NICE my pencils case flowers soft floral

Sticky notes/sticky bookmarks/stickers: butterfly bookmark rabbit sticky notes hello hello washi tape (cute +  dolls + colors + dots) blabla super cute cats dolphin (?) very cute much pastel hilarious fingers gudetama rabbits & cats v cute adorable cats fucking cute man

pencil sharpeners: fruit owls toilet  egg

erasers: these are so aesthetic omg buy it for me these too lollipops  fast food lipsticks again cookies egg emojis cute colors 

Fashion/bags/accessories:

bandanas drawstring backpacks id wallets  bow wallets why is this bag so cheap?? ^??? the cutest coins bags/wallets purses  adorable wallets (id use these as a pencils case tbh) cute shirts (this & this & this & this & this) cute bras very cute socks emoticon face masks literally the cutest pins chokers!! ( xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx + xxx) super cute hair thingies  i have this necklace its v nice these socks are cuter than me Pokemon socks emoticon underwear cats underwear lol

Beauty:

peeling lip gloss cute af lip balms  these are like $7 in other places bath salts palette  face masks!!! (xxx + xxx + xxx + i bough this the other day + xxx + xxx + xxx ) hand masks (?) nose masks (?) magic lipsticks water based lipsticks kissing lips color changing nail polishes etude eye patch  etude chin masks v v cute mirrors  mirror + comb = oreo? more cute mirrors yes triple lipsticks bb creams yet another set of lipsticks and another aaaand another wtf another?? lmao yes another yup another 

Home & kitchen:  

heart egg thingy fancy ass spoons cloud egg thingy dumpling thingy rabbit egg thingy skull egg thingy u use these things to make freezies or whatever tf u call them sandwich thingy microwavable lunch box very cute aprons

+ ok thats about it i guess. damn that took forever.  + please tell me if any of these links arent working or if u have any questions! + if u wanna check out more pretty things that arent exactly $5 but are still considerably cheap, check out this tag!  + last thing! if its not a bother please check this post and help me out if u can!

[studypetals]

you are a saint

[chronicnerdlolz]

So helpful!

[chronicnerdlolz]

Abled Person: You don't want to take painkillers, that's just masking the pain.

Me, a person with chronic pain: Yes, exactly, that's what it's supposed to do?!? Mask the pain?? As in make me not be in pain?!?

[domesticlager]

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

[chronicnerdlolz]

Just for a laugh.

[iguanamouth]

you scared them

[chronicnerdlolz]

Things people say when they find out I have a chronic illness

Person A: You need to get out more.

Person B: Are you getting enough sleep?

Person C: You sleep too much.

Person D: You don't look sick.

Person E: Oh, I get that too.

Person F: Have you tried *blank*?

Person G: You take too many medications.

Person H: You're just stressed.

Person I: I wish I didn't have to work.

Person J: It could be worse.

Person K: Just push through it.

Person L: You should try the *blank* diet.

Person M: You should be better by now.

Person N: Yesterday you were able to do *blank*, why can't you today?

Person O: I wish I had time to nap.

Person P: You need to exercise.

Person Q: You should stop *blank*.

Person R: Positive thinking!

Person S: Pray. If that doesn't work, you're clearly not right with God.

Person T: You have this because *blank*.

Person U: Doctor Oz says...

Person V: I've never heard of that. Are you sure that's real?

Person W: You just want attention.

Person X: My friend was cured by *blank*.

Person Y: You're too young/old to have this.

Person Z: YOGA CURES EVERYTHING! DO YOGA! OMG YOGA!

[wilwheaton]

[chronicnerdlolz]

I looked for my glasses for 30sec before I realized...😑

[laughingwithmycolon]

When you're simultaneously restless and overtired...🙄😲

[chronicnerdlolz]

I don't play around when it comes to food...

[chronicnerdlolz]

I created a new super hero...Super Cunt! One of her powers is the ability to stretch 50x her size!

[spoonies4ever]

Planning my day in terms of spoons...

[makeupandmorphine-deactivated20]

My doctor told me I “don’t want to be addicted to morphine at 24.”

He’s wrong. I couldn’t give a shit if I’m addicted to morphine at 24.

What I do care about is being 24 and not being able to attend university, or take my son to bed, or kiss my wife. What I care about is being 24 and not being able to live.

So if the trade off for that is being addicted to morphine, I’m all fucking for it, bring it on.

[mamas-still-doing-it-all]

This is dead on

[shencomix]

The comic for men.

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[chronicnerdlolz]

Photoshop woes😂