Well, Hello there

I see you there. Name's Chronosteam, call me Chrono. I go by he/they/she pronouns. Enjoy your time here.

[ass-attorney]

happy apollo justice unemployment day to all who celebrate

[ministarfruit]

HAPPY CANON APOLLO JUSTICE ACE ATTORNEY STARTS TODAY DAY

apollo was in fact not ready for what was about to occur

[gentyjack]

Phoenix Wright has been disbarred for seven slutty slutty years

(Happy year of Apollo Justice everyone!!)

[sabertoothwalrus]

happy phoenix wright gets arrested for murder eve

[aceattorneygamesfan]

"What do you mean Ace Attorney isn't real? Apollo is making his debut today and I have to see it!"

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

happy 3 year anniversary of wheeze man

[rubinaito-inactive]

Finally, the original has crossed my dash.

[lavena]

@strangezeroz welcome to tumblr where the app decides when you can be gifted with the sight of og memes, you cannot look for these yourself via the search engine, you won’t find them, you have to wait to be gifted them

[miss-nerd-alert]

For those of you who might be new here, Tumblr has no algorithm, legendary memes are brought to your dash by mutuals like pet cats bringing you dead birds.

[goblinparty]

Last night I was talking to my boyfriend, and I couldn’t think of the word ‘library’, so I said ‘book ranch’. He thought it was hilarious and started making up alternative names for ‘librarian’.

“Cowbook! Like cowboy! No…Readcher? Like Rancher? No, fuck this is hard…”

and just now I heard him yell “BOOKAROO” from the other end of the apartment in the most triumphant tone of voice i’ve ever heard

[sasquapossum]

“Howdy, pardner. Name’s Tex. Biblio Tex.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[zegalba]

Grasshopper's Dream Cafe Located: Jeongseon, South Korea

[foreveriallyzombified]

BUG SEX HEADQUARTERS

[rae-conteur]

how DARE you try to leave this in the tags

[julia-miraclerat]

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

[chronosteam]

"To shreds, you say?" *tsk tsk tsk* "Well, how's their wife doing? ... To shreds, you say?" *tsk tsk tsk* "Well, how are the dogs-"

[transfagrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[clazberryk]

This will always be reblogged whenever I see it

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[bedupolker]

HWBL - beach boy

HWBQ - tropical fish

HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup

HWDQ - the swamp woman

HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee

HDBQ - Lizard

HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy

HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon

CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew

CWBQ - penguin living

CWDL - port angeles basement show

CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal

CDBL - ski resort

CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska

CDDL - mcmurdo station rave

CDDQ - corpse

[turing-tested]

non homestuck dont understand. if you have cosplayed terezi, sollux, or dirk at  ANY point in your life you have bought shades from the same man. like its literally just one man whos making HUNDREDS of pairs of specialty cosplay glasses. it is literally JUST one man who makes those glasses on the entire internet

[turing-tested]

this one man controls the entire pointy anime shades supply. if he ever dies we are all thoroughly fuckt and left to make our own like animals

[turing-tested]

YALL HE FOUND MY POST AND RESPONDED

“homestuck keeps the lights on” im not crying youre crying

[squawkingstone]

I figured I’d track down and link his etsy, so here you go:

https://www.etsy.com/shop/Akujinscos

[vriska-coded]

I’m not a homestuck but hey this guy needs to eat so here’s a link if any of y’all are

[intlbipolar]

[drtanner]

This post is almost 11 years old now, so I feel like it’s time for an update:

[hail-dondus]

Finding out Hans Zimmer is a transphobe genuinely had me falling to my knees

[cartoonistfreak101]

Thank you blastybaku for explaining this!/gen

[poetry-protest-pornography]

If you've ever heard a movie score and thought "holy shit, this is incredible", there's like, a 50% chance it was Hans Zimmer who composed it.

This is a pretty major letdown, ngl.

Anyways, fuck transphobes, which includes Hans Zimmer, apparently.

[excessively-english-jd]

Anyway shoutout to John Williams, amazing composer and probably the one who made the other 50% of "holy shit amazing" soundtracks (Jurassic Park, Star Wars, Superman, and incidentally the original Harry Potter theme and score) who famously worked closely with the first openly transgender woman to be nominated for an Academy Award, Angela Morley. He respected her, and so far as I can see, has never made transphobic remarks.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[thoughtportal]

[desfraisespartout]

This is a nice video showing an blind/invisible stitch, which is quite useful for repairing tears or finishing something (ex. cushion).

Also, that extra step for putting back the seam is really nice.

[hollowedskin]

I love Tumblr. I had to agree to see mature content before I could open this video.

But who among us doesn’t find a neat seam at least somewhat sexy?

[only-tiktoks]

[laughingfish]

Better than 3 seasons of BBC Sherl*ck

[teaboot]

Cold open to the hottest new procedural crime show