Jelly

just a lolrpf text dump

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Deft: You never let me win!

Faker: True *nods nods*

Deft: A-And what do you mean fighting?! Fighting my Ass!

Faker: Are you scolding me?

Deft: Yes?!

Faker: It feels like you're acting cute *props chin on hand, tilting head to the side*

Deft: ?!

Faker: May I kiss you? *very charming smile, eyes curling upwards*

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Deaged Mapo Duo Trope

Imagining Smol Faker as a crybaby and Smol Deft as an energetic baby who drags Faker around to explore and play sports. Pats Pats and Hugs Faker when he falls when they ran 🥰

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Ao No Exorcist! Mapo Duo AU

Where Faker is an exorcist (maybe a senior exorcist/high ranking exorcist/paladin) and Deft is a tired fox spirit.

They actually went to HS together, that's why Faker found him familiar the first time they met. Quite a memorable event as Deft just insta runs away because he's too lazy to deals with Humans let alone Exorcists that brings nothing but trouble.

Intrigued by the non-violent spirit, Faker keeps popping up on random occasions to Deft's shrine, even enamoring (*cough* bribing the young inugami Keria) for information about Deft. When that happens, Deft would flick Faker out of the Shrine Boundary, gently setting him down. Though when he is in a bad mood, an extra pillow to the face is what Faker gets.

Deft was originally a half-kitsune, his human blood was more dominant than his spirit inheritance. However, when his elder passed away, his kitsune bloodline awakened and he had to take charge of the shrine and sanctuary.

I'm not good at coming up with issues/problems when writing stories. Maybe they could just roam together (Deft reluctantly pulled everywhere by Faker) to eradicate blood thirsty demons, discipline rowdy deities, and catch villains who dares mess with the inhabitants of Deft's shrine.

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Just came from a wedding and a thought pop up in my head.

Defter Wedding but before the reception we have the groom and their groomsmen being given challenges while they fetch the bride.

Peanut is part of Faker's groomsmen and Smeb is part of Deft's. So Smeb and Peanut faceoff hehe

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If you still have some heart to spare, do you mind to share~

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I've know from the start yet I still took those chances of losing you

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I'm Lee Sanghyuk's deoryeonnim, of course I'm waiting for Lee Sanghyuk!

-Gwak Boseong

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"You have a First Edition Signed Jersey?!"

"Mn." That Old thing?

He knew what exactly Mata-hyung was talking about. He remembered how it became a resident of his wardrobe.

"Give me a signed jacket~"

"Hm?"

"Don't be stingy~ you have spares~"

"What do you need it for?"

"To earn money"

"?"

"When we divorce, I'll auction it to the highest bidder and earn lots of money to feed myself"

"Not giving"

"Hah?! Why not?!"

"We're never getting divorce. So you don't need to earn money to feed yourself."

Laughs.

In the end, he still received a signed jacket. A one of a kind first edition 2013 signed jacket by Lee "Faker" Sanghyuk.

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"All Mine?" "All Yours"

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saja boys (gen.g version)

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Reunion - Rulhends (TBC)

The incessant doorbell rang through the quiet of Son Siwoo's home, pulling him from the warmth of his bed. With a groggy sigh, he shuffled through the chilly hallway, already regretting the loss of his cozy haven.

Opening the door, he was met with the sight of Park Jaehyuk standing in the cold, a handful of paper bags in his grasp and a sheepish smile on his face.

"I come bearing gifts," Jaehyuk announced with a grin.

Siwoo could only sigh in exasperation, feeling the last bit of warmth slip away as he stepped aside to let the uninvited guest into his house.

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Arranged Marriage - Deftker (TBC)

Hyukkyu's grip tightened around the tray he brought for his Lord Husband as he saw him holding a sleeping Lieutenant Han in his arms, gazing at the latter lovingly—a gaze that had never once graced his own eyes.

"Lord Husband," he called out, breaking Sanghyuk's loving gaze and startling the man as if he'd seen a ghost.

A guilty expression flickered across Sanghyuk's face before it was replaced with a blank one.

How long have you been standing there?" he asked, coughing to mask his embarrassment.

"How long has it been?" Hyukkyu countered, his heart aching as if a snake were constricting it.

"Long enough," came the reply that shattered it into pieces.

"Does he know?" "

He doesn't." A wry smile tugged at Hyukkyu's lips as he laughed silently at the irony of a couple harboring one-sided love.

Hyukkyu placed the tray on his husband's desk and left, not wanting to disturb the couple.

Since that incident, Sanghyuk hadn't seen a trace of Hyukkyu around their courtyard. When inquired, his servant mentioned that his master was busy at the military camp.

The next thing he knew, a decree came down from the palace, assigning his husband, General Kim, to fight off the invasion from the Barbarians. Before Sanghyuk could bid his husband goodbye, Hyukkyu had already left with his troops, not giving his Lord Husband a single glance.

As General Kim fended off the invading barbarians, Minister Lee was running tirelessly, doing everything he could to support the war and his husband. He secured funds and supplies, ensuring that the front lines remained well-supported.

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Perfect Boyfriend (TBC)

Claiming that Lee Sanghyuk is selfish or possessive would be grounds for people to label you as mad and throw you off a rooftop. Lee Sanghyuk is the epitome of the perfect son and student—a model of excellence in every aspect.

He’s the top of his cohort, intellectually gifted, well-versed in various subjects, and an exceptional conversationalist. Sanghyuk is sociable and generous, always willing to lend a hand, whether it’s sharing his knowledge or offering financial support.

He’s the kind of son your parents constantly compare you to—simply flawless. However, even Sanghyuk has his flaws. Despite his polished exterior, he harbors a well-kept secret: once he sets his sights on something—or someone—he will stop at nothing to have it.

That’s exactly how he pursued Kim Hyukkyu, the shy and elusive Alpaca who kept slipping through his fingers. Sanghyuk put every ounce of effort into cornering him, eventually securing a date. He had to intimidate a few unworthy suitors, bribe some juniors (cough Minseok cough) to learn Hyukkyu's preferences, and call in favors from old friends (Bang) and seniors (Mata) for tips on getting closer to him. After years of relentless pursuit, they finally became a couple.

Hyukkyu stood in front of the university lobby, stuck as the rain poured down with no sign of stopping. He puffed his cheeks in annoyance, remembering how he almost brought his umbrella, only to trust the weather forecast that promised a bright, sunny day.

Since the meteorology bureau's predictions were usually spot on, he figured he might as well lighten his bag. Now, he’s stuck waiting, with no idea how long he’ll be stranded.

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Look (TBC)

Ruler : How did you know?

Lehends: Because I saw how you look at him.

Ruler: ...

Lehends: You look at him the same way you used to look at me *smiles bitterly*