Robert: what the fuck is he doing?
Victor: *in bat form and performing sky dives and zig zags in the air, all while letting out a high pitch screech*
You: mating season.
Robert: what? He’s a hybrid.
You: still has some aspects of an actual bat regardless Robert. Besides it always works.
Robert: this isn’t the first time? You’ve been dating-
You: for a bit yes, but he makes a show of it all the time and he knows it works on me every time.
Robert: it’s not because he’s in his full bat form is it?
You: it’s totally because he’s in his full bat form.

















