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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@callali1y
hello
im callia! im a trans girl from aotearoa.
she/it. white. tma. early 20s. lesbian. transgender faildaughter. i may post/reblog nsfw so be warned
original posts are very rare. usually about dwarf fortress, public transport, or whatever im annoyed about today. i don't tag them all so good luck finding them. i reblog a lot of stuff tho. and we yearn on here. most of you are probably here for the yearning. i have a brand.
mutuals ask for my discord pleaaaase
ok bye bye love you
Have any of those mechsploitation traumadoll authresses done anything clever with the fact that tramadol is an opioid that's among the pharmaceutical drugs most abused by special forces. Do the girls who write that fiction have intimate knowledge of the real world war criminals they're imitating? <climbing into your lap> would those girls like to hear my reading list
reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared
exam in 30 minutes. this is less a call for good luck wishes than emotionally preparing you for my impending success
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
Callia your my friend
Vesta you are my friend!!!!!
you may see her One (1) more time
completely losing my mind at FIFTY dreepy
do NOT separate them
I had to look this up
let’s be a plush with baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby and baby
don’t talk to me or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my daughter or my–
Oh, the urge to make a fool of yourself in an in game chatroom just to make a pretty girl laugh...
step one: replace entire personality with open, festering wound
step two: contort absolutely all stimuli in my environment to relate to the my wound in some manner, ideally one which justifies random acts of unbridled aggression and vengeance
step three: marry a girl with generational wealth
every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on
When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.
More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.
Me, getting a drink of water at night.
One of my besties texted me "do you want to do some bushcare with me" and for a brief and shining moment I lived in a world where they weren't referring to native flora and fauna but instead trimming our personal bushes together as a bonding ritual.
Retweet if you would do bushcare with your besties 🙌🙂↕️
A Horse power being only 735 watt is honestly so weird like that's not even enough to run a modern game on decent seatings
You wanna know what's fucked?
Your brain is a 25-watt computer.
Brain is 25% of your energy consumption, you burn about 100 watts of power (about 100 joules per second). You're a 25-watt computer.
I don't like that fact
No but for real. Your brain is one of the most advanced machines known to exist. It's a computer capable of running a sapient intelligence on - and I cannot stress this enough - 25 watts of broccoli and stew. What the fuck.
It's a cool fact it just makes me uncomfortable
