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[chthoniccrowndev]

walking around my house smiling and giggling after finally fixing a bug (that was supposed to be a "simple fix") like an indoor pet that just received its favorite treat and got the zoomies

[chthoniccrowndev]

proud git status abuser, my terminal be looking like:

git status

git add *

git status

git commit -m "bug fix"

git status

git push origin main

git status

[phantrix-null]

Me: *sighs* i dont know whats wrong with the code

Me: *looks at my Rubber Duck*

Me: Do you know what the problem is?

Sir Duckington:

Me, looking back at the code and sees the problem: What the fuck

[chthoniccrowndev]

📝 acquire.... rubber.... duck

[fromkenari]

[chthoniccrowndev]

manic pixie dream code

[neutrinos-and-muons]

I hate when my code does exactly what I explicitly asked it to do instead what I wanted it to do 🙄

[chthoniccrowndev]

I've been saying this so much that my family has started asking "is the computer listening to you yet?" 😭

[chthoniccrowndev]

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[ralsie-the-person]

there are two situations that can happen while programming:

"this is gonna be so hard to make work" (actually ends up being the easiest thing ever)

"this is gonna be so easy, it'll take me like 5 minutes!" (you will be stuck for the next 8 hours)

[chthoniccrowndev]

may I present:

"this is absolutely not gonna run the way I want but I'll try it anyways" (runs perfectly and refuses to elaborate)

"this is gonna work so well" (the debugger forcibly uninstalls my IDE and bans me from ever writing another line of code)