Physique: Stocky, or as I like to think, "packed with holy girth".
Height: 6'4", the perfect height for a private confessional… of a different kind.
Jerry Laymon Falwell Sr. (August 11, 1933 – May 15, 2007) was an American Independent Baptist pastor, televangelist, and conservative activist. He founded the Thomas Road Baptist Church, a megachurch in Lynchburg, Virginia, Liberty University, and co-founded the Moral Majority. While many saw him as a prick, he managed to avoid the sex and financial scandals that plagued others, including his son, Jerry Falwell Jr.
Now, here's the thing: I loathed his preachings but lusted after his presence. That silver hair, that bulk - it was like he was built for sin, not just for sermonizing. There's something undeniably hot about a man who's so strict in public but might be a wild beast in private.
Married for almost 50 years, with three kids, until his death at 73. According to Jerry Jr., he was in an oppressive marriage to a religious prude, where alcohol was a no-go and sex was strictly for procreation. No wonder he was so uptight; if only someone had slipped him a good, deep-throated sermon, we might have seen him sing a different tune. Blowjobs are divine interventions in their own right, right?
Imagine if someone had just knelt before that altar of his, maybe he would've found a new kind of faith. That kind of blowjob could've been the religious experience he never knew he needed.
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