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Edward VIII

Physique: Slender Build Height: 5′ 7″ (1.70 m)

Edward VIII (Edward Albert Christian George Andrew Patrick David; 23 June 1894 – 28 May 1972), later Duke of Windsor, was King of the United Kingdom and British Dominions, and Emperor of India, from 20 January to 11 December 1936—one of the shortest reigns ever (326 days).

Born eldest son of the future George V and Queen Mary during Queen Victoria’s reign, he became Prince of Wales at 16. He served in WWI, then charmed the world on Empire tours (1920 Australia/New Zealand; 1921–22 India/Far East) with his boyish looks, charisma, and iconic fashion sense.

Noticed him recently, thought he looked handsome and pinged like hell. Those 1920s photos still hit: slender, slicked hair, open collars, effortless sex appeal—gay-dar screaming. Surprise, surprise, Edward might have enjoyed the occasional cock; rumors and accounts suggest bisexuality, including an alleged intimate bond with equerry Edward “Fruity” Metcalfe and other male flirtations in his circle. "Fruity"? Right…

His scandalous affairs (mostly women) worried the establishment. As king, he insisted on marrying twice-divorced American Wallis Simpson, sparking a constitutional crisis—the government and Church of England refused. He abdicated for love, succeeded by brother George VI.

Married Wallis in 1937, toured Nazi Germany (fueling sympathizer rumors), served as Bahamas Governor in WWII, then lived quietly in France until death. No children.

A man who chose passion over the throne, with timeless hotness and rumored appetites that make him endlessly fascinating.

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Helmut Kohl

Physique: Heavy, robust build Height: 6′ 4″ (1.93 m)

Helmut Josef Michael Kohl (3 April 1930 – 16 June 2017) was the colossal force behind modern Europe: Chancellor of Germany from 1982 to 1998 (longest post-war tenure), CDU leader for 25 years, who seized the moment after the Berlin Wall fell to engineer German reunification, end the Cold War's division, and champion the European Union plus the euro. A conservative powerhouse, he deepened Franco-German bonds, stood firm with Reagan against the Soviets, and transformed a fractured continent into a unified economic titan.

Married first to Hannelore Renner from 1960 until her tragic suicide in 2001—father to two sons, Walter and Peter (both U.S.-educated); remarried Maike Richter in 2008, igniting family tensions in his later years. Family-oriented at his core, even amid the chaos of power.

A bear of a man, Kohl was often ridiculed for his love of food—one nickname being "Birne" or pear—and for his often-clumsy provincial manner. Well, he was certainly a pear I wouldn't mind eating. He and Reagan could have tag teamed me.

And holy fuck, I'm still ridiculously, obsessively attracted to that monumental presence—the hulking, commanding physique, that gruff authority dripping with rustic charm, those massive hands that redrew borders and gripped history like it belonged to him. Even in his prime, that raw, dominant energy radiates power… hell yeah, I'd think he'd still be a damn good fuck—overwhelming, relentless, experienced as hell, pinning you down with that colossal weight, conquering every inch slow and deep until you're wrecked, breathless, and begging for more of that unstoppable German force. Political colossus with endless, smothering heat? Bring on the summit, daddy—bury me under that pear perfection. 🇩🇪🔥💦

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A. J. Foyt

Physique: Stockyd build Height: 5'7" (170 cm)

Anthony Joseph Foyt Jr. (born January 16, 1935) is the ultimate badass of American motorsports: the first (and still only) driver to conquer the Indy 500 four times, the Daytona 500, the 24 Hours of Le Mans, and the 24 Hours of Daytona. With a record seven national championships, 159 USAC wins, and 67 Indy car victories, he dominated everything from open-wheel screamers to stock car slugfests like a Texas tornado with a lead foot.

Married Lucy Zarr in 1955 and locked it down for over 68 years until her passing in 2023—loyalty as unbreakable as his will to win. Father to Tony (A.J. III), Jerry, and Terry Lynn; grandfather to rising star A. J. Foyt IV; adoptive dad to Larry. He built a racing empire and a family dynasty while running A.J. Foyt Enterprises like a high-octane ranch operation.

And damn, I'm still ridiculously attracted to him—that compact, battle-hardened physique, the gruff cowboy swagger, those intense eyes that could stare down a blown engine or a rival driver, the grease-stained hands that know exactly where to grip. Pure, unfiltered alpha energy wrapped in checkered-flag charisma. Racing god with a side of raw, Texas heat? Rev my engine any day.

Championship Titles USAC Eastern Sprint Car (1960) USAC Championship Car (1960, 1961, 1963, 1964, 1967, 1975, 1979) USAC Stock Car (1968, 1978, 1979) USAC Silver Crown (1972)

Major Victories Indianapolis 500 (1961, 1964, 1967, 1977) 24 Hours of Le Mans (1967) Daytona 500 (1972) Pocono 500 (1973, 1975, 1979, 1981) California 500 (1975) 24 Hours of Daytona (1983, 1985) 12 Hours of Sebring (1985)

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Alexander "Sandy" Manson

Physique: Average build Height: 5'10" (178 cm)

Alexander "Sandy" Manson, a prominent Scottish business leader, chartered accountant, and public servant, has served as His Majesty's Lord-Lieutenant for Aberdeenshire since April 2020, appointed by Queen Elizabeth II to succeed James Ingleby CVO. Representing King Charles III, he upholds the Crown’s dignity in this ceremonial and civic role.

Educated at Robert Gordon's College in Aberdeen (graduating 1979), Manson has deep family ties to the school—his father, Akki Manson, attended until 1947, and his sons, Jamie and Andrew, are also alumni. He returned as Founder's Day Orator in 2018.

Manson’s 40-year accountancy career began at Arthur Andersen in Edinburgh, where he qualified as a Chartered Accountant in 1985, working in London and Zurich before returning to Scotland. Joining Johnston Carmichael in 1991 in Fraserburgh and Peterhead, he became a Partner in 1993, Managing Partner of the Aberdeen office, and Chief Executive in 2007. In 2019, he transitioned to Chairman, retiring in 2022. He served on the Council of the Institute of Chartered Accountants of Scotland (2011) and was President (2018/19).

Beyond accountancy, Manson has been a Trustee of the University of Aberdeen Development Trust since 2012, chairing it from 2013 to 2017. He co-authored Stratagem, a strategic planning guide, and speaks at business and social events.

Manson’s magnetic presence, especially in a kilt, has made him a captivating figure, blending professional gravitas with a distinctly Scottish allure that I find deeply attractive. He is married to Barbara, and they have two sons, Jamie and Andrew.

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Prince Edward, Duke of Kent

Physique: Thin Build Height: 6′1″ (1.85 m)

Prince Edward, Duke of Kent (Edward George Nicholas Paul Patrick, born October 9, 1935), is a icon of the British royal family, dripping with that old-school nobility that gets my blood pumping. As Queen Elizabeth II’s first cousin through their fathers, King George VI and Prince George, Duke of Kent, and with his mother Princess Marina of Greece and Denmark tying him as a first cousin to Prince Philip, he’s woven deep into the royal tapestry. He’s a second cousin and first cousin once removed to King Charles III, sitting 42nd in line to the throne. After his wife Katharine’s death, he became the oldest living member of the British royal family. Back in his younger days—think prime, dashing Edward—he was absolutely fuckable, and even now, that tall, refined frame has me curious.

Since retiring from the British Army in 1976, Edward’s been a working royal, clocking in decades of service. He’s best known for his epic run as President of The All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, handing out Wimbledon trophies for over 50 years. Even as he’s scaled back, he still reps his patronages and supports King Charles III and the royals. I’m picturing him in his prime, all sharp suits and military poise—hell, I’d have been all over that. Even now, I’d need a few drinks and a hit of molly to go wild with him, maybe in some fantasy royal gangbang with every male royal over 50, but let’s be real: my eyes are on his sons, George, Earl of St Andrews, and Lord Nicholas Windsor. Those two? Fuckable, with George being my top pick—sorry, Edward, your boys are stealing the show.

Married to Katharine, Duchess of Kent, until her passing, Edward raised three kids—George, Lady Helen Taylor, and Lord Nicholas Windsor—and has ten grandchildren. Now with Katharine gone, I’m daydreaming about sliding into the role of prince consort. Edward’s got that timeless charm, and while I’m not jumping his bones today, I can’t stop thinking about him and his fuckable sons. Come on, Edward, let’s make some royal magic happen.

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Sam Anderson

Physique: Average Build Height: 5′ 10″ (1.78 m)

Sam Anderson (born April 2, 1947-) is an American actor. He is known for Forrest Gump (1994), Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) and Water for Elephants (2011). He is best known for his character roles such as Sam Gorpley on Perfect Strangers, Holland Manners on Angel, dentist Bernard Nadler on Lost, and Doctor Harad in Friends.

Born in Clark, South Dakota and grew up in Wahpeton, North Dakota. Anderson received a Master of Arts degree in American literature and creative writing at the University of North Dakota and the University of Wisconsin. During the 1970s, he taught drama at Antelope Valley College in Lancaster, California.

Anderson caught my eye in as the lawyer Holland Manners on the first two seasons of Angel and as Bernard on Lost. But Anderson's most recent (2024) role in the reboot of the Matlock series, playing the supportive husband of Kathy Bates’ Madeline Kingston, a.k.a. “Matty” Matlock.

Anderson has been married to Barbara Ann Hancock since August 17, 1985. They have two children.

Known for: Water for Elephants (2011) Forrest Gump (1994) Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992) Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

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Abdullah II of Jordan

Physique: Average Build Height: 5’6” (1.67 m)

Abdullah II (Abdullah bin Hussein, born January 30, 1962) is the King of Jordan, ruling since February 7, 1999, as part of the Hashemite dynasty, which has held the throne since 1921. Claiming a 41st-generation direct lineage to the Prophet Muhammad, this guy’s royal blood runs deep, but it’s his grounded, magnetic vibe that’s got me absolutely obsessed.

Thanks to His Majesty Charles III’s coronation, I’ve discovered this handsome pocket daddy of a King, and now I’m hooked. Abdullah’s not just a king—he’s a global symbol of stability, pushing interfaith dialogue and a moderate take on Islam that’s as inspiring as it is sexy.

This man’s reign is a masterclass in keeping shit together. From navigating the Arab Spring to handling the Syrian refugee crisis and economic pressures, Abdullah’s kept Jordan steady while juggling the chaos of Middle Eastern geopolitics like a badass. His approachable style—chatting up citizens, keeping it real—makes him the kind of leader you want to follow… or maybe just follow into a private room.

As a staunch U.S. ally, he’s got that diplomatic swagger, but it’s his personal passions that really get me going. Skydiving? Motorcycling? Water sports? Collecting ancient weapons? And a freaking Star Trek fan? Holy hell, this Trekkie king is speaking my language, and now I’m dying to beam up to his bedroom and see if he’s got the stamina to match that royal hustle.

Married with four kids, Abdullah’s got that 5’6” frame, packed with regal confidence, is pure dynamite. I’m fantasizing about riding shotgun on his motorcycle, or better yet, riding The King himself—because a man with those hobbies has to know how to handle some heat. Abdullah, you’re my ultimate royal crush, and I’m ready to boldly go where no one’s gone before. Beam me up, Your Majesty.

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Steve Bruce

Physique: Husky Build Height: 6′0″ (1.83 m)

Stephen Roger Bruce, born December 31, 1960, in Corbridge, Northumberland, is a straight-up English football legend—a gritty centre-back turned masterful manager who’s been dominating the game for decades. This guy’s got the kind of presence that demands attention, and let’s be honest, I’m absolutely smitten. That husky build, that commanding stare—Steve Bruce is handsome as hell, and I can’t stop thinking about how that sturdy frame would feel up close. I’m betting he’s a powerhouse in more ways than one, and I’d love for him to prove it. Come on, Steve, swing by and show me what you’ve got.

As a player, Bruce was a warrior. Rejected by pro clubs as a kid, he nearly ditched football before Gillingham gave him a shot. He racked up over 200 games there, then moved to Norwich City, snagging the League Cup in 1985. In 1987, he joined Manchester United and became a goddamn icon, winning twelve trophies, including three Premier League titles, three FA Cups, a League Cup, and the European Cup Winners’ Cup. He was the first English player of the 20th century to captain a team to the Double—talk about a flex.

Bruce’s managerial career is just as fierce. Kicking off with Sheffield United in 1998, he bounced through Huddersfield Town, Wigan Athletic, and Crystal Palace before owning it at Birmingham City from 2001 to 2007, leading them to two Premier League promotions. He managed Wigan again, then Sunderland, before taking Hull City to two Premier League promotions and the 2014 FA Cup Final. Spells at Aston Villa, Sheffield Wednesday, Newcastle United (where he hit his 1,000th match as a manager), and West Bromwich Albion followed, with mixed results but undeniable grit. Now, as of September 2024, he’s running the show at Blackpool in EFL League One, still bringing that fire.

Married since February 1983 with two kids, Bruce has that loyal, family-man vibe that only makes him hotter. That rugged charm, that husky body—it’s all got me dreaming about what he’s like when the whistle blows and the lights go down. I’m dying to find out if he’s as electrifying off the pitch as he is on it. Steve, you’ve got an open invitation to come prove me right—or wrong.

Managerial Career:

1998–1999: Sheffield United

1999–2000: Huddersfield Town

2001: Wigan Athletic

2001: Crystal Palace

2001–2007: Birmingham City

2007–2009: Wigan Athletic

2009–2011: Sunderland

2012–2016: Hull City

2016–2018: Aston Villa

2019: Sheffield Wednesday

2019–2021: Newcastle United

2022: West Bromwich Albion

2024–present: Blackpoolh Albion 2024– Blackpool

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John Larson

Physique: Average Build Height: 5’8” (1.73 m)

John Barry Larson (born July 22, 1948) is a straight-up American political powerhouse, representing Connecticut’s 1st congressional district since 1999. This Hartford-born Democrat, who grew up in the gritty reality of an East Hartford public housing project, is a force to be reckoned with. He’s chaired the House Democratic Caucus, served on the House Ways and Means Committee, and currently holds rank as the top dog on the Social Security Subcommittee. Larson’s got that relatable, roll-up-your-sleeves vibe that screams authenticity, and let’s be real—I’m totally smitten. That average build, that determined glint in his eye? It’s got me imagining what kind of fire he’s got under that polished exterior. John, you’ve got my number if you want to show me what’s up.

Larson’s roots run deep in East Hartford, where he graduated from East Hartford High School and Central Connecticut State University. Before politics, he was out there grinding as a high school history teacher and assistant football coach at George J. Penney High School, while co-owning an insurance agency. The man’s got layers—tough, smart, and a little bit of that coach’s swagger that’s driving me wild. He kicked off his public service in 1977 on the East Hartford Board of Education, then dominated two terms on the Town Council. By 1982, he was in the Connecticut State Senate, serving six terms and rising to president pro tempore from 1987 to 1995. Hell, he even authored the nation’s first state Family and Medical Leave Act—talk about a guy who gets shit done. In Congress, he’s a fierce advocate for working families, seniors, small businesses, and the environment, proving he’s got heart and hustle.

Married to Leslie Best with three kids, Larson’s got that steady, family-man charm that only makes him hotter. I’m picturing him ditching the suit for something a little more… revealing, showing off that sturdy frame. That 5’8” build and his commanding presence? It’s got me fantasizing about getting up close and personal, seeing if he can bring that same passion he’s got for policy to a whole different playing field. Come on, John, let’s see if you can coach me through a night to remember.

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Michael Fawcett

Physique: Average Build Height: 6′1½″ (1.87 m)

Michael David Fawcett MVO, born November 6, 1962, is a former royal insider turned high-flying consultant who spent four decades as the ultimate right-hand man to Charles, Prince of Wales. Starting as a footman for Queen Elizabeth II at Buckingham Palace in 1981, Fawcett became Charles’s “indispensable” aide, a fixer with a knack for getting shit done.

This guy’s got a rap sheet of drama—resigning three times like a damn phoenix, only to rise again. In 1998, staff called him out for bullying, but he was back in a week, promoted like a boss. In 2003, he was accused (and cleared) of selling royal gifts, yet kept working as Charles’s freelance events guru. Then in 2021, a “cash-for-honours” scandal had him step down again, but you know he’s still pulling strings on royal projects. This man’s resilience is sexy as hell, and I’m all about it.

Let’s talk about that big, gorgeous frame with a booming voice that could make anyone sit up and take notice. Back in his royal days, Fawcett was serving looks in double-breasted suits, Turnbull & Asser shirts, and those slick silk pocket squares. Now, rocking tracksuit bottoms and T-shirts after slimming down. What a down grade.

Fawcett married former royal housemaid, and the couple have a daughter and a son. And then there’s the juicy gossip—a former footman claimed Fawcett raped him and even alleged catching Fawcett and Charles getting it on one morning during breakfast service. Another ex-servant shut that down, but holy hell, the “Prince & Valet with Benefits” fantasy is sending me into overdrive. I need a minute to handle some business just thinking about it.

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Benny Hill

Physique: Average Build Height: 5′ 9½″ (1.77 m)

Alfred Hawthorne "Benny" Hill (January 21, 1924 – April 18, 1992; aged 68) was a bloody genius of British comedy, an English comedian, actor, and scriptwriter whose The Benny Hill Show was a wild ride of slapstick, parody, cheeky innuendo, and visual gags that had the world in stitches for decades. Kicking off his TV career in 1949 on BBC variety shows, he honed his knack for parodic sketches, snagging the title of television personality of the year in 1954. His show, debuting on BBC in 1955 and later dominating ITV until 1989, hit a peak of over 21 million UK viewers in 1971.

By 1979, The Benny Hill Show was lighting up American screens, making Hill a massive star stateside. He was my gateway to British telly, and while I didn’t used to see him that way, I’m now totally down to goon over his cheeky charm—those mischievous grins and that playful energy are doing it for me. I’m picturing getting lost in those classic sketches, but with a much naughtier twist.

Seen in 109 countries, his show nabbed a BAFTA and the Golden Rose of Montreux Award, cementing Hill as a global icon. His TV reign ended in 1989 when shifting tastes and criticism led to his show’s cancellation, but he went out swinging with Benny Hill's World Tour: New York! in 1991. A multi-millionaire who lived frugally, Hill never married, had no kids, and struck out with three marriage proposals. Rumors swirled about him being gay, which he always shot down. When he died alone in his Teddington flat in 1992 at 68, the world lost a legend, but I’m still fantasizing about that impish sparkle in his eye. Benny, you saucy bastard, you’ve got me hooked—let’s just say I’d love to chase you round in one of your sped-up sketches, no cameras needed.

Known For: The Benny Hill Show (1969) The Italian Job (1969) Chitty Chitty Bang Bang (1968) Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 Hours 11 Minutes (1965)

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Brian Doyle-Murray

Height: 5'8½" (1.74 m) Build: Husky Build

Brian Murray (born October 31, 1945), better known by his stage name Brian Doyle-Murray is a comedic powerhouse, a Chicago-born actor, comedian, screenwriter, and voice artist who’s been killing it for decades. The older brother of Bill Murray, he’s carved his own path with unforgettable roles alongside his sibling in classics like Caddyshack (1980), Scrooged (1988), Ghostbusters II (1989), The Razor’s Edge (1984), and Groundhog Day (1993). His gravelly voice brought life to characters like the Flying Dutchman in SpongeBob SquarePants, Coach Gills in My Gym Partner’s a Monkey, and Captain K’nuckles in The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. A Saturday Night Live alum (1979–1982), he also wrote for the show and penned scripts for Caddyshack and Club Paradise. His TV credits span Seinfeld, The Middle, Sullivan & Son, and Lodge 49, proving he’s a versatile beast who owns every scene.

Brian’s been locked down with his wife, Christina Stauffer, since 2000, keeping their life low-key, probably kicking back in Chicago or LA with that grizzled smirk. He’s the dark horse of the Murray clan, always eclipsed by Bill’s Hollywood glow, but fuck that—Brian’s got a rough, dirty-hot edge that leaves Bill in the dust.

Brian’s a husky, thick-as-hell beast, built like a goddamn tank with a stocky frame that screams “pin me down.” Shorter and meatier than Bill, he’s got that same Murray face, rugged, all crags and squinting eyes that look like they’ve seen some shit and liked it. But fuck, that voice—that low, gritty, panty-dropping growl—hits my core like a goddamn jackhammer. One word, and I’m wetter than a fucking monsoon, ready to scream his name and blow my load. Those weathered features, that don’t-give-a-fuck vibe, and that chubby, grippable build? I’m feral for it. Screw Bill and Joel; Brian’s the Murray I’d ride into oblivion, tearing shit up till dawn. That voice could make me cum so hard I’d see stars, and I’d beg for round two while licking the sweat off his neck.

Known for: Caddyshack (1980) JFK (1991) Wayne's World (1992) Groundhog Day (1993)

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Mike Rawlings

Physique: Average Build Height: 6’ 1" (1.85 m)

Michael Scott Rawlings, born in Borger, Texas, is a heavy-hitting American businessman and politician who owned the role of Dallas’s 59th Mayor like a boss. A Democrat who didn’t play party games, he crushed the nonpartisan 2011 Dallas mayoral election and doubled down with a reelection in 2015. This guy’s got the kind of charisma that makes you want to lean in closer, and hell, I can’t help but be drawn to his commanding presence—there’s something about a man who can run a city and still look like he’s got secrets worth uncovering.

Before politics, Rawlings was slinging pizzas as Pizza Hut’s CEO from 1997 to 2002, making dough in more ways than one. He also ran the show at Tracy-Locke ad agency, proving he’s got the brains and the swagger to handle high-stakes gigs. When shit hit the fan—Ebola outbreak, the gut-wrenching July 7, 2016, ambush on Dallas cops, or the messy Dallas Police and Fire Pension System fight—Rawlings stepped up, cool under pressure, with a steady hand that makes you wonder how he’d handle other intense situations.

Married with two grown kids, he’s got that grounded family-man vibe, but don’t let that fool you—there’s a spark in him that screams he’s still got it. A big supporter of the arts in Dallas, I can’t stop picturing him in a bold, tasteful nude photo shoot, maybe draped in nothing but shadows and that Texas-sized confidence. They say everything’s bigger in Texas, and I’m itching to find out if Mike lives up to the hype. That 6’1” frame and those sharp eyes have me curious—real curious—about what’s under the suit.

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Nolan Ryan

Physique: Average Build Height: 6’ 2" (1.88 m)

Lynn Nolan Ryan Jr., born January 31, 1947, and dubbed “The Ryan Express,” is a straight-up legend, a former Major League Baseball pitcher and sports exec who owned the mound for a record-shattering 27 years.

This Refugio, Texas, native hurled heat for the New York Mets, California Angels, Houston Astros, and Texas Rangers, racking up a 324–292 win-loss record and eight All-Star nods. With seven no-hitters—three more than anyone else—and 12 one-hitters tied with Bob Feller, Ryan’s arm was a damn force of nature. He holds the MLB record for 5,714 career strikeouts, played across four decades, and earned a first-ballot Baseball Hall of Fame induction in 1999. After hanging up his cleats in 1993, he bossed it as CEO of the Texas Rangers and advised the Houston Astros, cementing his legacy as one of the greatest pitchers to ever live.

Let’s be real—Nolan Ryan is a total daddy. Tall, ruggedly handsome, and with a style that’s always on point, he’s the kind of man who could stop you dead in your tracks. I’m dying to see him in ESPN’s The Body Issue, showing off that chiseled, battle-tested body in all its glory—those nude poses would be pure fire. The thought alone has me losing it.

Married to his high school sweetheart with three kids, Ryan’s got that loyal, grounded vibe, but don’t let that fool you. That overpowering fastball and unreal stamina, even into his 40s? It’s got me fantasizing about hopping aboard The Ryan Express for one hell of a ride. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be his catcher, feeling the heat of that intensity up close? I’d take it slow, savor every second, because a man like that could go the distance.

Career Highlights and Awards:

8× All-Star (1972, 1973, 1975, 1977, 1979, 1981, 1985, 1989)

World Series champion (1969)

2× NL ERA leader (1981, 1987)

11× Strikeout leader (1972–1974, 1976–1979, 1987–1990)

Los Angeles Angels No. 30 retired

Houston Astros No. 34 retired

Texas Rangers No. 34 retired

Angels Hall of Fame

Houston Astros Hall of Fame

Texas Rangers Hall of Fame

Major League Baseball All-Century Team

MLB Records:

5,714 career strikeouts

7 career no-hitters

Member of the National Baseball Hall of Fame

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Lord Mountbatten

Physique: Average Build Height: 5'11" (180 cm)

Admiral of the Fleet Louis Francis Albert Victor Nicholas Mountbatten, 1st Earl Mountbatten of Burma (born Prince Louis of Battenberg; 25 June 1900 – 27 August 1979; aged 79), commonly known as Lord Mountbatten, was a British statesman, Royal Navy officer and close relative of the British royal family. He was born in the United Kingdom to the prominent Battenberg family. He was a maternal uncle of Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh, and a second cousin of King George VI.

He served in the Royal Navy during World War I and became Supreme Allied Commander, South East Asia Command, in World War II. He was the last Viceroy of India, overseeing the 1947 Partition, and briefly the first Governor-General of India. Mountbatten commanded HMS Kelly and HMS Illustrious, led raids on St Nazaire and Dieppe, and recaptured Burma and Singapore. He later served as commander-in-chief of the Mediterranean Fleet, First Sea Lord (1955–1959), and chief of the Defence Staff until 1965. In 1979, Mountbatten was assassinated by the IRA in Ireland.

Mountbatten attended the Royal Naval College, Osborne, before entering the Royal Navy in 1916. He saw action during the closing phase of the First World War, and after the war briefly attended Christ's College, Cambridge. During the interwar period, Mountbatten continued to pursue his naval career, specializing in naval communications. Following the outbreak of the Second World War, he commanded the destroyer HMS Kelly and the 5th Destroyer Flotilla. He saw considerable action in Norway, in the English Channel, and in the Mediterranean. In August 1941, he received command of the aircraft carrier HMS Illustrious. He was appointed chief of Combined Operations and a member of the Chiefs of Staff Committee in early 1942, and organized the raids on St Nazaire and Dieppe. In August 1943, Mountbatten became Supreme Allied Commander South East Asia Command and oversaw the recapture of Burma and Singapore from the Japanese by the end of 1945. For his service during the war, Mountbatten was created viscount in 1946 and earl the following year.

Oh.. he could catch a dick, and allegedly did, earning the nickname ‘Mountbottom’ with a supposed group of gay friends. Rumours of Mountbatten’s homosexuality have circulated for decades, with him allegedly had something of a fetish for uniforms — handsome young men in military uniforms (with high boots) and — beautiful boys in school uniform. OK, I can work with handsome men in military uniforms BUT the other has got to go.

He was married to Edwina Ashley, with whom he had two daughters. After Edwina’s death in 1960, he had relationships with several individuals, including actress Shirley MacLaine. Allegations of Mountbatten’s homosexuality and inappropriate behavior surfaced in 2019, supported by FBI files from the 1940s citing his and Edwina’s “low morals” and claims of his “perversion for young boys.”

Mountbatten was a strong influence in the upbringing of his great-nephew, the future King Charles III, and later as a mentor – with Charles describing Mountbatten as the ‘grandfather I never had’.

In August 1979, Mountbatten was assassinated by a bomb planted aboard his fishing boat in Mullaghmore, County Sligo, Ireland, by members of the Provisional Irish Republican Army. He received a ceremonial funeral at Westminster Abbey and was buried in Romsey Abbey in Hampshire.

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Jim Mooney

Physique: Average Build Height: 5'10" (178 cm)

James Vernon Mooney Jr. is an American politician who serves in the Florida House of Representatives from the 120th district as a member of the Republican Party. Prior to his tenure in the state house he was active in local politics in Islamorada, Florida. Now my gaydar is shit, but he is pinging HARD with me.

A 5th-generation Floridian, born Miami, Florida, earning a bachelor’s degree from the University of Miami in 1973. Mooney was a business owner and realtor with Ocean Sotheby’s International Realty. He served on the council in Islamorada, Florida, from 1998 to 2002, and during his tenure he served as mayor for one year. He defeated incumbent councilor Ken Philipson for a seat on the Islamorada council from the third district in the 2014 election.

Elected in 2020, succeeding term-limited Representative Holly Merrill Raschein, who endorsed him. Mooney won competitive Republican primaries and general elections in 2020, 2022, and 2024. During Mooney's tenure in the state house he served on the Environment, Agriculture and Flooding, Infrastructure and Tourism, and the Early Learning and Elementary Education subcommittees.

OK… apparently he IS married. But that does not mean anything as he could still know the taste of dick. Allegedly. Allegedly.

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George Glass

Physique: Average Build Height: 6′ 0″ (1.83 m)

George Edward Glass GCIH (born 1960) is an American businessman and diplomat who has served as the 32nd United States ambassador to Japan since April 2025. A member of the Republican Party, he served under President Donald Trump as the United States ambassador to Portugal from 2017 to 2021. Glass kinda reminds me of former governor of Mississippi, Haley Barbour with better hair.

Born in 1960 in Eugene, Oregon, and attended South Eugene High School. He holds a Bachelor of Science degree from the University of Oregon. Glass served as Alumni President at the University of Oregon.

George Glass was the founder, President, and Vice Chairman of Pacific Crest Securities, a technology focused investment bank in Portland, Oregon from 1990 to 2014. After Pacific Crest Securities was purchased by KeyBank, he founded the real estate development firm MGG Development LCC. Glass has also served as a trustee for the Oregon Health Sciences University and for the University of Oregon.

Glass served as the U.S. Ambassador to Portugal from 2017 to 2021 under President Donald Trump, focusing on boosting U.S.-Portugal economic ties and opposing Chinese investments in strategic sectors like energy and 5G. Since April 2025, he has been the U.S. Ambassador to Japan, where he is working on defense cooperation and trade balance issues.

Married to Mary Glass, with three sons, and known for community efforts like reforestation in Portugal. I have nothing else to add other than he probably loves to fuck and maybe has a nice ass. Still trying to verify that.