Chubs the Adventure Pug!

I am a pug! I have adventures! We left our old house and moved to a new one called Newfoundland, and there is a lot of new Outside to see!  

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Friend!

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Friend?

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...and this is what my ramp looks like at Night!

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My biggest present ever! A ramp!! I can get up on the bed all by myself!!!

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...and its arm is holding a TREAT!!!

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It's a stuffed Easter Egg! With Arms!!

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My friend Bear is here! We smell another present!!!

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My family got me a present!!! The Biggest Bottle!!!! Watch what *I* can do!!!!!!

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I am trapped and cozy. Help?

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My friend Munch is here!!! Lets run, and run in circles, and get treats!

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I must join. Whatever it is you're doing, I must join.

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Help. My family took me on a trip and my nest is wrong. No blanket, no Puppy-friend, no LadyBug-Teddy, just big fluffy pillows that are Not the right pillows. Help.

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Outside is cold. It's okay. I am cozy, and good at hiding

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Got it!

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With a cat’s swift stillness I so cleverly freed the butter tart and concealed it in my toy box.

I told the humans how hungry I was, cunningly, for I was still hungry.

They replied, with hypocritical smiles “♫ No more butter tarts...Chubs already got a butter tart.”

Madmen. My senses sharpened by the taste of butter, I smelled truth: There were more butter tarts!

No lie, no steel, can keep me, or my ghost-accomplice, from the relentless scent of the steaming tart.

But what could we do?

Ghost-Pug and I, in harmony, sighed – we growled – we scratched!

The humans showed no concern, laughing and photographing our horror.

Anything was better than this derision!

“Villians!” I shrieked, and retreated to my toy box, where finally I wolfed down, stealthily, the delicious steaming tart.

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This is my best dog-friend: Marley! I used to be scared of Marley, but now I know the fence makes it okay that he's a bouncy giant!

Every morning I walk my family past his house, and if he's not there I make them try again later. He has lots of good toys and he shows me them!