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Art, fanfiction, animation, geese, all the things that I love.

[chucklesdagoose]

My first source film maker render

He said yes by the way

[chucklesdagoose]

Looking for someone with a good amount of patience and experience in source filmmaker. I have so many questions and I could use a peer to help me please and thanks.

[slumberinghermitage]

tf2 as textposts i've saved part 13: oops all medic 😳 i'm getting top surgery later this week so this one's for you, doc 🫶

[wishfulsketching]

@zemmadragon inspired me to make this when I asked for references/poses lol (reff under the cut)

[wishfulsketching]

THE NEXT MORNING

Who ordered some tooth rotting fluff between two merciless killers? :>

A little fun version of the morning after their first hookup idk. Medic finds out quick that he sleeps the best next to Heavy

[ttugboatt]

strange and unusual Headcanon lists my beloved. Anyway here's bath headcanons for the mercenaries because I thought of it when I was taking a bath recently and it won't get out of my head.

Offense Scout Showers at least once every 2 days. He gets so covered in sweat from running around all the time that he will physically explode if he goes too long without a bath or a shower or whatever. Always complains about shampoo getting in his eyes but also won't get anything to help with it. Soldier Showers for EXACTLY two minutes ON THE DOT EVERY DAY. No more no less. He does it at a very specific time every day too. Someone bought him America-themed shower products (wherever the fuck they got those) and he uses them to this day. They're mostly water at this point. Pyro Baths only and has the suit on while they bathe. they rub charcoal on their suit to clean. This is peak nonbinary performance you all are just cowards. Sometimes they get sprayed with the hose, if that counts. Defense Demoman I think he usually showers because he has an issue with falling asleep in the bathtub, has probably almost drowned more than once. Also not really Demoman but I think he washes the eyelander pretty regularly.

Heavy showers regularly but can go for a while without it before he starts feeling gross. I can't imagine he had too good hygiene in his childhood (by no fault of his own) so it takes a while for him to really NEED a shower or he feels weird about it. Engineer Has to take the gunslinger off when he showers and it's a really big pain. Even if it was waterproof, he probably has to take it off just to clean the skin underneath and prevent it from getting nasty. He has one of those old people shower chairs because I said so. Showers less often than the others but he's not gross or anything. They all do stink somewhat from the murders but it's okay. Support Sniper Showers twice a week, maybe thrice if he gets covered in dirt for whatever reason. Uses the most basic products ever, probably has a small collection of unscented deodorant. Spy One of those motherfuckers with the giant collections of products. What does he use half of them for? Where does he get these? WHY does he need literally anything but the basics? Why shower and not wash his mask? A mystery. Spy has the longest shower hair care routine known to man. Do not ask him for his secrets because he will snort and tell you that you couldn't afford half his products anyway, because he's a fucking snob. Half the products are the exact same as stuff you could get down at a gas station but they're in sleeker packaging. I hate him so so so much. Medic Showers regularly, but no matter what he does, some kind of freak accident occurs and he is covered in blood immediately after. Medic showers? Oh no, a dog with an injured tail just got into base and now he's covered in blood again. Medic takes a bath? Wuh-oh, A spy is in the base and Sniper head-shots him while he's directly next to Medic, covering him in blood. He can never win. He doesn't care all that much actually, he's more intrigued by the sheer unluckiness of managing to be covered in blood within an hour of washing himself.

[chucklesdagoose]

He is NOT paying attention.