It’s Ya Boy

Clinical depression

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You: I guess I’m just a fat, ugly, piece of shit

Me: Hey, c’mon now… you’re not a piece of shit… probably.

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I feel powerful when I eat a really big apple

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As a straight, I say faggot, but like… as an ally.

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You guys remember burger shots?

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I think nurses at elderly care facilities should get to hit the old people if they have to. Not like beat them up but you get like… 3 free hits a year.

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Best and worst part about this site is the faggots and the lesbos

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I love the caterpillar as it is, not because of what it might become

[t00thpasteface]

boxers and a house robe. the thinking man's pajamas. the boxers say "i have worryingly low standards for what pizza i will eat" but the robe says "i have read at least one book"

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I’m 6’ tall exactly. I told my guy friend that’s slightly shorter than me, and he said, “I’m 6’2” so you’re probably at least 6’2””

Men

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[evilvillain123456789]

when people say "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" they are specifically justifying my cocaine habit. they are telling me personally that I can continue to use blow without guilt. you still deserve to die for buying tampons

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And the oscar goes to…….. Sydney Sweeney’s tits everybody!!! 👏👏👏👏

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I can’t be the only one that reads “aroace” as “ah-row-achayy”

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Maaaan why did the US and Israel have to be such giant pieces of shit

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I like [insert content creator] and I know they’ve tailored their content to more accurately work with the existing algorithm but I think they should go back to their previous content style for ✨me✨

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Raising Cane’s has got everything you could ever want in a fast food restaurant as long as what you want is shitty chicken strips

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I remember when hulu was free and they had south park episodes on there. One year they had every christmas related episode in a playlist that you could just play back to back and that’s probably the happiest I’ve been in the last 20 years.