Church of Bovinity

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Prayers

THE CALFOLOGY

Glory be to the Farmer, the Sun, and the Holy Cow.  As it was in the beginning is now and ever shall be, cud without end.  Amen.

O Holy Cow, have mercy on us. Forgive us our steaks. Save us from the fires of the barbecues that seek to sear us. Take all souls under hoof, especially, those most in need of thy bovine mercy. Amen.

THE HAIL DAIRY

Hail Dairy, Mother of Cow, full of grass, the Lord is with thee, blessed art thou amongst bovines and blessed are the udders of thy stomach. Holy Mother of Cow, pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our inevitable irreversible and pathetic human death. Amen.

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