Port Mafia Thirst Squad — ON PERMANENT HIATUS

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[miwai]

happy birthday, dazai! | 06.19

[the-moonlight-tiger]

𝐃𝐚𝐳𝐚𝐢 𝐎𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 𝐒𝟏𝐄𝟎𝟓

[the-moonlight-tiger]

𝔻𝕒𝕫𝕒𝕚 𝕆𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕦

[the-moonlight-tiger]

𝙸𝚝 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙰𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙰𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚢 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝚘𝚏 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚜

[exile-on-uwustreet]

some of yall afraid to be corny, but brother, they were born on the cob

[hiinatashouyou]

get to know me meme: [1/5] antagonists

↳ Akutagawa Ryunosuke

[ginsichimaru]

              HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAKAHARA CHUUYA!!

[miwai]

“Do you know when it’s all right to chicken out and go home? There is no such time.”

中原 中也 - nakahara chuuya

[todorokih]

hs yearbook awards meme:

bsd + most likely to succeed asked by @akutagawaas

[the-moonlight-tiger]

𝐈 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐧𝐞𝐮𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞'𝐬 𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦. 𝐈 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐢-𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲.

[anticidic]

You know how Dazai infiltrated the Port Mafia with this masterful disguise that absolutely would never fool anyone but still did:

Makes me wonder how long he could go pretending to be undercover while walking around the Port Mafia until someone figured it out. Since it's been a few years since he defected from the organization and we don't ever truly know the turnover rate for lower-ranking agents, it's possible a lot don't know who Dazai is or at least what he looks like (obviously except for the executives and others who were around during Dazai's time in there).

Because I can imagine him bumping into Hirotsu, and he has to do a double-take to make sure it was Dazai he was actually seeing and that he wasn't imagining it, but also that Dazai just has the audacity to go walking around like that while he was wanted for being a traitor. Hirotsu doesn't process it until Dazai's already long gone, then he bumps into Chuuya, and Chuuya's wondering what the spooked looks is on Hirotsu's face and they have the most normal conversation ever:

Hirotsu: I...Think I just walked by Dazai-kun.

Chuuya: Excuse me? You what?

Then the reports come in about some unknown bandaged dude wandering around who looks totally out-of-place not wearing a black suit like the rest of the Port Mafia, but Dazai's already left the building.

[beans-beneath-moonlight]

At one point Kunikida implies that the Port Mafia actually raided the ADA pretty frequently (before the truce), and yet they still had no idea where Dazai was until he walked right up to them. Which means that either Dazai was never at work on any of the days they got raided, or that the members doing the raids had no idea who he was.

While I really wouldn't put it past him to skip work that often (or figure out ahead of time there would be a raid that day and avoid the office), my favorite theory is that he's like Perry the Platypus and no one from the mafia recognizes him without the eye bandages

[shiruba-tsuki]

Did you just call me chibi, asshole?

[aaaaaaaaraaaaaraaa]

Gotta love how not even inside out explosion through apocalyptic possession is not enough to kill someone in this series but one (1) bullet was enough for Oda

[todorokih]

hs yearbook awards meme:

bsd + most likely to end up in jail asked by @v0ngola

[ginsichimaru]

                HAPPY BIRTHDAY NAKAHARA CHUUYA!!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Thinking about that one bit in Bsd Wan where Fyodor doesn't have the best Japanese skills. Imagine him in Mersault trying his best to monologue so Dazai can understand him.

And when Dazai reveals he's alive, he just smirks at Fyodor and starts speaking in fluent Russian.

[the-moonlight-tiger]

𝑷𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒊𝒅𝒆𝒏𝒕. 𝑺𝒖𝒑𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒔𝒕 𝒈𝒊𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒃𝒆𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎? 𝑷𝒐𝒘𝒆𝒓 𝒅𝒐𝒆𝒔𝒏'𝒕 𝒎𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂 𝒎𝒆𝒎𝒃𝒆𝒓 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒈𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒚. 𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕'𝒔 𝒘𝒉𝒚 𝑰 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒊𝒎.