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so sorry for the lack of activity! i've been really really busy with school and studying, which sadly will continue- but hopefully by the end of the week i'll be freer again. please be patient with me while i drown in work ububuu
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[txt â baek] i just expected so much more from teenage mutant ninja turtles, especially since it was made recently?? how can bad movies still exist this is the future???? this movie is even more poop than any actual poop ever
(smsâsehunnie) hold up (smsâsehunnie) i thought you were watching something sad but really bad you know like cringe-worthy cliche (smsâsehunnie) youre watching ninja turtles????? (smsâsehunnie) oh sehun we need to talk about those movie choices.......
âLife is a lot better when you put things on your head.â
strange sentence starters
"like hats?" is baekhyunâs incredible, highly smart reply as he says the first thing that pops into his mind, eyes meeting the tallerâs as his mind processes through his words. he stares for a moment, lost in his own wrecked train of thought, before humming and furrowing his brows slightly. "âŚi feel like you were not referring to hats.."
âIâm sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone youâre in.â
strange sentence starters
"i.. have some concerns." the boy slowly replies, mouth slightly open as he attempts to decipher the otherâs words. baekhyun was intelligent for so many scientific areas yet surprisingly (or not) rather slow in more social aspects, especially in those of so called âsarcasmâ and âshadeâ. whether or not the girlâs words fell under these categories was something baekhyun couldnât quite figure. "are you referring to my⌠workplace?"
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
strange sentence starters
(smsâsehunnie) oh dear. is the film that bad???(smsâsehunnie) see this is why you shouldnt watch sad movies that arent part of my sad movies recommendation list!!!(smsâsehunnie) i hope ur poop feels better soon so you dont get a stomache âă˝(´â˝ď˝)ăâ(smsâsehunnie) or something worse i shall not sayâŚâŚ.
âNo, Iâm serious. Stop it right now or I wonât give you the last cookie.â
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"gosh, you are terrible!â the boy huffed although the real bite was clearly missing in his words, smile quickly stretching on his lips as he sighed in defeat. apparently showing off his best, bulletproof, absolutely killer puppy gaze only earned him even more threats towards having the last cookie taken from him. instead, baekhyun pulled off the sweetest cheeky smile he possibly could, batting his eyelashes prettily at the other. âthere, i stopped pouting- can i have it noooow?â
STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS ââ for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, theyâre just in categories to make it easier for all of yâall.
FOR AMIGOS;
âHow many times are you going to do that, exactly?â
âYou were right. As per usual.â
âSometimes itâs hard to see the lines youâve drawn until youâve crossed them.â
âYouâre surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.â
âIs that â thatâs a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.â
âYou can stay, but for no more than two nights.â
âPlease donât look in this drawer. Please.â
âI told you not to pick him up, heâs very sensitive.â
âYes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, thatâs ridiculous and I didnât.â
âIâm sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone youâre in.â
âHey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.â
âNo, Iâm serious. Stop it right now or I wonât give you the last cookie.â
âYou think Iâm kidding. But Iâve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.â
âHow much would a stripper cost and why so much?â
âIâm going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?â
âHippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!â
âWhen I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!â
âI donât even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.â
âIt happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.â
âPlease do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.â
âThatâs not the phrasing you want to use.â
âBecause nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.â
âPlease donât take it out on my boobs.â
âWhen it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.â
âWe have to change our names and run away to Mexico. Itâs the only way. Adios.â
âHow much money do you have on you?â
âPlease tell me thatâs a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit youâre eating.â
âLife is a lot better when you put things on your head.â
âFor someone whoâs not very deep, Iâm incredibly not shallow.â
FOR LOVERS;
âI need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.â
âI love you. What? No I donât. Forget I said anything.â
âI need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.â
âIf we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?â
âI donât think I can do this anymore.â
âI heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?â
âI want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.â
âPlease donât be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.â
âStop saying youâre sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. Itâs done.â
âIâm not jealous, Iâm curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.â
âYour motherâs looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they havenât before?â
âIf youâre breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?â
âStop sweating. Itâs not attractive during sex, and itâs not attractive now.â
âAre you â are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?â
âWe have to go. I might have told your mom Iâm pregnant. I donât know why I said that. Iâm not.â
âSo what youâre saying it that youâre snorting sugar to get excited for sex.â
âMy dog licks better than you do.â
âBut through every stupid thing you do and say â and those are a lot, by the way â I love you.â
âI donât care if youâre growing another head. Iâll talk to both of them. I love you.â
âAnd Iâd take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise thatâs a compliment.â
âI donât want to hide this anymore. Iâm not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.â
âThis is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?â
âI donât want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.â
âThanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.â
âA kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?â
âPromise me youâre not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.â
âLook, Iâve had my heart broken before. Iâm not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.â
âDonât leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.â
âI wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but Iâve had worse.â
âI just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?â
âIâm attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like Iâm staring at your chest, itâs because I am.â
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If youâre not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if youâre not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasnât meant for you. Iâm sorry.
[text] âŚdid you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I donât know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? Heâs only my first cousin.
[text] How much does âI love youâ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, itâs gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] Iâm a genius. Youâre a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think Iâm gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I canât say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didnât think heâd duck when the ball came at him, Iâm sorry.
[text] Youâre cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess weâll leave it at that then.
{ nvthniel }
{ text; ?? } Would it fit in the door? { text; ?? } You do know they pee a lot, donât you⌠{ text; ?? } We donât know each other, but I am just glad you didnât succeed, for your own good, pal.
(smsâunknown) they do??? oh wow (smsâunknown) well, it's always nice to learn a new wildlife fact! (smsâunknown) wait-- this is not sehun? (smsâunknown) ohhh god. wrong number, i'm sorry!! (*;´âĄ`)ă (smsâunknown) i swear i don't usually try to buy elephants, please don't think bad of me--
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"Itâs fine butâ that sandwich was⌠one of a kindâŚ" She lets out a dramatic sigh as she puts a hand over her heart. "Youâll be missed, my love⌠Oh, wellâ I think Iâd rather eat ice cream anyway. I donât suppose youâd be willing to buy me some?"
"I'm really, really sorry." Baekhyun apologised once more, honesty dripping in his voice as he bit his lower lip in concern, knowing very well what it is like to lose a desired meal. Living with two younger siblings, it's more often than not that he ends up with a treat he had been saving eaten by one of them. "Ice cream? Oh, well- It's only fair, right?" His lips curl into a small smile, albeit a bit of awkwardness from the situation is still noticeable. "Shall we find some ice cream shop, then?"
{ sagemyk } âIâm just saying that there is no reason a guy canât take care of his skin, yâknow?â He said as he walked about the cosmetics store beside the shorter man, his eyes scanning the multiple shelves of different colored products, trying to find something reasonably priced and of quality. âIn my opinion, guys should take care of their skin more often. I mean, if your skin is nice, youâll feel better about yourself and you wonât struggle as much with finding someone? All that crap about âlooks donât matterâ doesnât make sense to me, because looks are a fraction of it. Does that make sense?â He stopped and turned to look at the shorter of the two, chuckling at the maleâs slightly parted lips. âSorry, I tend to ramble about my views of society.â
"Oh- Well, I definitely agree, though." Baekhyun nods a few times, small smile growing on his lips as he too scans the displayed products around the store. "I actually do apply lotion to my skin more often than not. It leaves such a smooth feeling, doesn't it?" He chuckles, glancing up at the taller before looking around once more. At the society talk Baekhyun finds himself humming in agreement, hand moving to fix his own fringe a bit. "Yeah, it makes sense. Honestly, I think anyone who says they don't care about looks is a bit of a liar." He comments, brows furrowing just the slightest in thought. "I mean.. let's be real, unless we meet under very specific circumstances, I think the first thing one notices about a stranger is their looks, right?"
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Newt rolls his eyes in response to the otherâs words and brings his hand up to tug on Baekhyunâs cheek. âSorry, Baekhyun. Not youâ Maybe next time.â he whispered with a snicker of amusement escaping his lips as he flops down onto the otherâs bed, leaning up on his elbows as he listens. Newt couldnât help but raise an eyebrow, the corners of his lips curling up into a smile. âWere the lilies drooping? Maybe they were depressed! For all we know, it could be hard to be a flower.â It was then when Newt cringed from how lame he was, bringing a pillow down to press against his face. âI was joking!â
"Gosh- Always so cruel." Baekhyun dramatically replied, putting up a poor act as he looked upwards and brought a hand over his chest - act this that barely lasted before the boy laughed, smile stretching back on his lips. "They were not drooping..! I am a very good flower owner, thank you very much." He states as a matter of fact, index finger raised as if said action would add to his very intellectual look before he laughs once more, mostly at Newt's words. "Oh, I couldn't imagine myself standing 24/7 just hoping for sun and for a human to remember to pour water on me." He commented along, small amused snort being heard from him as he moved his hands to cover his mouth, eyes forming small crescents.
sehun had spent the last half an hour pulling out his own hair as he tried to come up with the words to apologize, because the last thing he wants to do is to be mean to baekhyun. sehun knew he was better than that, even under all the pressure. and now that he was at baekhyunâs door, his head was empty. he just didnât know how he was going to reason his words; sehun just had a lot on his plate with his secret alter ego which he didnât want to tell baekhyun just yet.
baekhyun was, however, a saint on earth with the way he just reached out and invited him in, and sehun returned the smile slightly as he followed along and stepped in; he had always liked baekhyunâs family (although he doesnât exactly come along with his father), and the scent of the home was always welcoming to him. âiâm sorryâ, sehun muttered then, looking down as he closed the door after him. âfor being a douche.â
he would be lying if he said he wasn't indeed expecting an apology from the taller, but it's not like baekhyun awfully cared about the matter, either. everyone has bad days, baekhyun knows it perfectly; everyone has breaking points and everyone has moments where they just burst, no matter whether they're with a friend or a lover or family. it happens to everyone and it happened to sehun - baekhyun just hoped the other would let him comfort him through said bad moment instead of being pushed away, but then again, he also understands this side of sehun's actions. "don't be silly." he smiled wider up at the other, only letting go of the other's wrist once they reached the kitchen door. "a bad day, right? that's okay. everyone needs their time alone, so." he shrugs nonchalantly, stealing a biscuit from the trait on the kitchen table before casually so sitting on the counter (where he could never sit were his mother around, but she wasn't, so baekhyun decided to be a rebel), facing sehun with a smile and nodding towards the trait. "help yourself."
â Right, soâ â
He clears his throat, idly tugging at the collar of his shirt in slight discomfort. Sitting down, having one on one interviews wasnât exactly written in the job description; not for someone in his position, at least. But as they say: âDesperate times call for desperate measures.â He shifts around in his seat, making himself as comfortable as possible before pulling out a small voice recorder along with a notepad and pen, twirling the pen around as a self-distraction mechanism. â For this interview, I first need you to state your name, age, where you do all your work slash research, and a brief description of your current project. Pretty easy, right? And then after, Iâll proceed with my more in depth questions. â Glancing up from his notepad, already filled with notes on the left side, the corners of his lips begin to curl upward into a warm smile in attempt to mask the slight nervousness. Still, itâs better than being yelled at by a cranky boss. For once, Luhanâs able to breathe a little easier.
Baekhyun himself doesn't look the most comfortable either but perhaps slightly more excited than the interviewer himself, this being, as far as he remembers, his first interview ever since he managed to grab himself a lucky position at KimCorp. Shifting slightly in his seat in search of the best position, his gaze turned from the journalist to the robot by his own side, before looking back at the older male. His lips part slightly at the required information, a small attempt being made at mentally noting everything down to avoid possible embarrassments and so he smiles, nodding a little. "Okay, I- I guess." He cleared his throat a little, sitting in a straighter position before answering to the requested information. "My name's Byun Baekhyun, I'm nineteen years old and I.. do all my work here in this exact lab at KimCorp." His voice trailed off slightly at the end, mostly out of uncertainty whether or not that was the desired answer, yet he was quick to smile once more and motion towards the robot standing by his side. "This is Baymax, my current project. He's a personal health care assistant, or, well, basically a robot nurse. If I succeed with him, I hope to have as many copies as possible created so he can help doctors and nurses in the busy hospitals of our country."
⸢Ęá´á´á´ â⸼ God, Iâve fed the masked troll. ⸢Ęá´á´á´ â⸼ Be gentle on that Brian guy. ⸢Ęá´á´á´ â⸼ I should send our paperâs youngest photographer to take pictures.
(smsâlulu) c'mon, who even brings their newest laptop to work? (smsâlulu) he was totally asking for it okay (smsâlulu) "the truth about scientists: what truly goes on inside a lab" now wouldn't this be a headline!
RULE 1. You can only say Guilty or Innocent.⨠RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks! Now, hereâs what youâre supposed to do⌠And please do not spoil the fun. Delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 3-10 of your friends to answer this. Then see what happens. Tagging: spidxrhun buglelu forgedocean kkimxjong jieurin zxitao Tagged by: newtsui
1. Asked someone to marry you? Innocent 2. Kissed one of your friends? Innocent 3. Danced on a table in a bar? Innocent 4. Ever told a lie? Guilty 5. Had feelings for someone whom you canât have? Innocent 6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Innocent 7. Kissed a picture? Innocent 8. Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty 9. Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty 10. Held a snake? Innocent 11. Been suspended from school? Innocent 12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? Innocent 13. Stolen something? Innocent 14. Been fired from a job? Innocent 15. Done something you regret? Innocent 16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Innocent 17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty 18. Kissed in the rain? Innocent 19. Sat on a roof top? Guilty 20. Kissed someone you shouldnât? Innocent 21. Sang in the shower? Guilty 22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Innocent 23. Shaved your head? Innocent 24. Slept naked? Innocent 25. Had a boxing membership? Innocent 26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Innocent 27. Been in a band? Innocent 28. Shot a gun? Innocent 29. Donated blood? Guilty 30. Eaten alligator meat? Innocent 31. Eaten cheesecake? Guilty 32. Still love someone you shouldnât? Innocent 33. Have/had a tattoo? Innocent 34. Liked someone, but will never tell who? Innocent 35. Been too honest? Guilty 36. Ruined a surprise? Guilty 37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you canât walk afterwards? Innocent 38. Erased someone in your friends list? Innocent 39. Dressed in a womanâs clothes (if youâre a guy) or manâs clothes (if youâre a girl)? Innocent 40. Joined a pageant? Innocent 41. Been told that youâre handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Innocent 42. Still have communication w/ your ex? Innocent 43. Cheated on someone? Innocent 44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? Innocent 45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Innocent 46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty 47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Innocent 48. Thought about suicide? Innocent 49. Thought about murder? Innocent 50. How about Mass Murder? Innocent 51. Rode in a strangerâs vehicle? Innocent 52. Stalked someone? Innocent 53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Innocent 54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? Innocent
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