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selective || low activity || canon divergent Wanda Maximoff sideblog

[chxoswitch]

[justanotherrpmeme]

The Fall

I'm pretty sure it's the thought that counts. Come on, it's Saturday night. You should be out having fun. Maybe I should just accept the fact that I'm going to be alone. One of them had a micro-penis, but the rest were absolutely normal. There's a few things on my iPad you probably shouldn't see anyway. So why are you hanging out here on a Saturday night? I want a man who's there when I want him I will give you $20 if you get a dog and name it Oprah Winfrey. Are you guys having issues? I mean, more than usual? If you look past the icy exterior, and the layers of walls, there's actually an amazing [woman|man|person] in there. No, my reflexes are sharper when I'm high. Can I try the Uber Fudgey Brownie Batter again? I'm sorry, you guys are blocking a fire exit The doctor's reviewing your x-rays. He'll be right with you. Stop catastrophizing. I did not break my hip. What we want to worry about is tissue necrosis. I'm sorry, is surgery absolutely necessary? I don't want to have surgery. I've never had surgery. What, are you writing a book about me? When's the last time you had something to eat? You'll do better next time, but that was good. Are you in pain? What can I do? Can I get you some pudding, or Jell-O? You can leave. Why are you even here? I'll tell you what I'm doing great at is keeping my hands off your throat. Oh, look at you, all wise-cracking. You must be feeling better. I was on drugs! I'm here, aren't I? You want to be in this hospital alone? You can be a real asshole sometimes, you know that? I'm concerned that you hit your head when you fell after all. To rule out any brain trauma I'd like to do an MRI. Would you like me to get you some Ativan? I went to the cafeteria to get pudding. It's like I'm just some annoyance you're forced to put up with. I'm just like you… but with a better personality. I don't want to face this crappy part of my life alone. [name] just friended me on Facebook. It's kind of creepy. We need a girls' night. Just us girls.

[saintlopezlov3r]

Wanda Maximoff🥀

Marvel Comics

Mood board 2

“I have what I want and no one will ever take it from me again.”

[mcflymemes]

"I HAVE TO BE BETTER THAN THIS" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for recognizing you need to change, adjust as necessary

this cannot be all there is for me.

i deserve better than this sort of life.

there's more for me out there. i can feel it.

something has to change.

i'm not meant for a life like this.

do you ever feel like there's more for you out there?

this was never my dream.

there's still time to change.

this was your path. this wasn't mine.

i'm not living my life for you.

i have to keep looking for myself out there.

i deserve more than what i've been given.

someone else made these decisions for me.

this is my life, not yours.

i need to make mistakes in order to find where i belong.

i could get used to a place like this.

this is so different than what i'm used to.

you've opened my eyes to a world i thought i'd never see.

what could be greater than this?

i'm not going to just sit here and watch my life pass me by.

i was born to be great.

i need adventure like i need air.

my mistakes don't define me.

you can't judge me for doing that.

i did what i had to in order to survive.

this was never in the cards for me.

they picked this path for me the day i was born.

i had no say in the kind of person i became.

my potential has always been limited.

these are things i never thought i could do.

what else have they been hiding from me?

there's more out there than they're saying.

i'm not just going to sit idly by and watch.

you have to take charge of your own destiny.

isn't that what you were always saying to me?

you believed in me when no one else did.

i've made a lot of mistakes in my life.

i still have a lot of learning to do.

i need time to grow and change as a person.

let me at least try to be good.

they told me i couldn't, and i believed them.

i need to stop listening to what they have to stay.

it's better to follow your heart.

what does your heart tell you?

this is wrong, and you know it.

we were not meant for this.

i can't just sit here and watch the world fall apart around me.

somebody's gotta do something. might as well be me.

you won't be able to stop me.

i'm going to live my life, even if it kills me.

it's all going to change, because i'm going to change.

no more sitting around waiting for my life to happen.

they were all wrong about me.

[avadcniels]

WANDA MAXIMOFF APPRECIATION WEEK ❤️💥🥀

day 1 - favorite movie

[leememes]

THE SOUNDS OF NIGHTMARES SENTENCE STARTERS .

a collection of roleplay / writing prompts , lifting quotes from " the sounds of nightmares " podcast based in the little nightmares universe .

" the look on your face says there's more on your mind . "

" would you like to talk about it ? "

" how are you feeling today ? "

" do you remember your nightmares ? "

" i remember ... everything . "

" i'm not sure that's true . "

" i woke up somewhere i didn't belong . "

" i don't quite follow . "

" can you try to explain ? "

" you can't understand . not unless you were there . "

" hey ! where are we ?! "

" they aren't children . not at all . "

" my mind was divided , and that's not fair to you . "

" everything is going to get worse from here . "

" help me ! please help me ! "

" who brought me here ? "

" i'll do everything i can to help you . "

" there's nothing bad inside you . nothing . "

" we're in this together . "

" take your pick . "

" sweets for my sweet . "

" do you know a way out of here ? "

" what are you working on ? "

" we're friends . friends tell each other things . "

" i'll play with you . "

" don't overdo it . "

" you were right there ! don't tell me you did nothing ! "

" you're upset with me , aren't you ? "

" are you going to leave ? like all the others ? "

" whatever you desire , it's yours . "

" everyone needs someone . "

" don't leave me alone ! "

" are you still angry with me ? "

" i'll protect you . "

" i hate being alone . "

" i understand more than you think . "

" you mean to escape , don't you ? "

" you're being unfair . "

" i can't help you if you hide things from me . "

" why did you bring me here ? "

" what do you want ? "

" why didn't you tell me ? "

" you promised me . "

" i don't feel like talking . "

" you never listen . "

" we can face these monsters together . "

" i need you . "

" i have nothing more to give . "

" take my hand again . "

" you abandoned me . "

" the more time you spend with someone , the harder it becomes to hide who you really are . "

[rpsentences]

SENTENCE STARTERS | MARVEL ULTIMATE ALLIANCE 3

feel free to change pronouns if needed ! ____ signifies a place where you can insert a name . 

❝ How was I supposed to know that this thing was so important to you? ❞ ❝ Anyone else would have waited to offend their client until after they were paid, you know. ❞ ❝ I’m not just anyone else. I’m one of a kind, baby! ❞ ❝ What trouble have you steered us into now !? ❞ ❝ Anything is better than that racket you call “music”… ❞ ❝ I was gonna say “let’s look for survivors”, but sure, treasure’s good too. ❞ ❝ You certainly wasn’t who I was expecting, but I’ll be happy to kill you anyway. ❞ ❝ Your stupidity may have doomed the universe! ❞ ❝ You’ve proven far more useful than I could have imagined. ❞ ❝ Your pathetic attacks cannot harm me. ❞ ❝ I have felt death. This…is slightly less pleasant. ❞ ❝ There’s nothing like a good old fashioned brawl to make me feel at home. ❞ ❝ Not that I’m complaining, but shouldn’t this place have guards? ❞ ❝ You have the honour of being my first victim. ❞ ❝ Something’s not right… I can feel it in the air. ❞ ❝ I was starting to think I’d have to clean this mess up by myself! ❞ ❝ When this is over, remind me to never hang out with you again. ❞ ❝ When I get out of here, you’re gonna get it! Just gimme a few minutes to recover, okay? ❞ ❝ It’s not my fault you don’t appreciate real showmanship! ❞ ❝ If you let me out of here, I promise I won’t hit you anymore! ❞ ❝ You will rue the day you thought yourself fit to challenge me. ❞ ❝ Schools out, punk, and you just failed. ❞ ❝ This is what I get for leaving a pawn like you to do the work of a king. ❞ ❝ You’re better off by my side than behind bars. ❞ ❝ I’d like to say this isn’t your fight, but you’d know I’d be lying. ❞ ❝ You know me… I just love this superhero stuff… ❞ ❝ Gotta keep the mystery in our relationship somehow, babe. ❞ ❝ You’re welcome to follow me… just watch your step. ❞ ❝ Stopping cosmic annihilation is a bit outside my comfort zone… ❞ ❝ We are no longer safe in our own home. ❞ ❝ This is a private party. No crashers allowed! ❞ ❝ How come people always launch attacks on my day off? ❞ ❝ Our goals are aligned, even if our methods are not. ❞ ❝ Could you do me a favour and die already? I’ve got a reputation to maintain! ❞ ❝ When ____ is done with you, you’re gonna wish you let me put you out of your misery. ❞ ❝ The only currency your kind seems to understand is power. ❞ ❝ When has following you ever done me any good? ❞   ❝ I did not come here for a fight, just to claim the power that is rightfully mine. ❞ ❝ I will watch as all you hold dear crumbles to the ground around you. ❞ ❝ Someone’s about to get a kick square in their chimichangas! ❞ ❝ A new era is dawning. It’s such a pity that you will not get to see it. ❞ ❝ I will have what is mine, even if I have to pry it from your dead hands. ❞ ❝ For once, I’m not the ugliest guy in battle. ❞ ❝ I’m starting to think I wasn’t clear enough about the gravity of your situation. ❞ ❝ These monsters aren’t going to hunt themselves. ❞ ❝ I’ve waited so long to make you mine… ❞ ❝ You might think you’ve won, but I shall return stronger than ever before. ❞ ❝ Why have you opened the doors to the chaos I fought so hard to leave behind? ❞ ❝ I should have known you were behind this. Only you would dare betray our people. ❞ ❝ If you believe in the goddess, now would be the time to start praying. ❞ ❝ I’m afraid I can’t let you go any further. ❞ ❝ I’m just a liability…A weapon our enemies can use against you. ❞ ❝ Stick to science. Fighting isn’t your strong suit. ❞ ❝ No man is fit to wield this kind of power. Not even a king. ❞ ❝ I’d be lying if I was saying that this wasn’t taking a toll on me. ❞ ❝ I’ve only come to claim what’s mine, but if you resist, I’ll take your life as well. ❞ ❝ I can read your every move before you even make it. ❞ ❝ With such power at my command, you are little more than a flea to me. ❞ ❝ Death by my hands is not an honour you have earned. ❞ ❝ The living do not belong in this wretched place. ❞ ❝ If you let me out, I promise I’ll behave. ❞ ❝ What kind of master plan ends with you locked away in a dungeon? ❞ ❝ Despite appearances, I really am on your side. Give me a chance to prove it. ❞ ❝ One day of heroics should atone for centuries of evil, right? ❞ ❝ You should have learned by now that your kind of evil never wins. ❞ ❝ Everyone has a weakness. It’s just a matter of finding it… ❞ ❝ With a few words, I could twist your fragile mind to obey my every whim. ❞ ❝ You truly believe you can win, don’t you? Fool. ❞ ❝ You’ve come a long way just to die. ❞ ❝ Of all the days to finally become a hero, this one perhaps was not the wisest of choices. ❞ ❝ Perhaps…we are not that different after all, you and I. ❞ ❝ If I know anything about ____, it’s that he always finds a way to return, even from beyond the grave. ❞

[chxoswitch]

"I don't believe in bad luck."

Detective Sentences, Vol. 21

Wanda raised a brow, picking at the threads of her sleeve with a soft laugh.

"--Are you not a believer in 'luck' at all then?" She tugged the fabric over her hands and turned her gaze upwards in an attempt to read his face. "Perhaps you are more coincidence minded?"

[crownmemes]

Detective Sentences, Vol. 21

(Sentences from various sources for detectives and/or muses that like to solve mysteries. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Whatever got to him had some pretty nasty claws!"

"You think you're above the law."

"I heard you were looking for me?"

"If I find you anywhere near this case again, I'll arrest you for obstruction!"

"I didn't kill him, but I'm glad he's dead."

"You're obviously not doing this out of the goodness of your heart, so what is it that you want?"

"The reason I chose you is because you've got good instincts."

"There is supposed to be a measure of cooperation between our two departments - or have you forgotten that?"

"I don't trust any of them. Do you?"

"You know, they say the psych profiles of cops and criminals are pretty much identical. Ever considered a life of crime?"

"You've got to stop doing this, or I'm going to arrest you, okay?"

"There's going to be a third murder. We're dealing with a serial killer."

"Forgive me, I like to have an open mind, but I have a hard time accepting your theory."

"I expect more from you than the polite appearance of cooperation."

"I'm a suspect, aren't I?"

"What are you looking for now?"

"He looks like he's been dead for a hundred years."

"You can't run cons for long without consequences."

"We do this by the book, which means you stay out of the action, got it?"

"How come you only call me when someone's dead?"

"I don't have enough information to form a hypothesis yet."

"Don't touch anything until Forensics get here!"

"You're quite the con man!"

"Do you have any idea what kind of trouble you're in?"

"You've been around a lot of corpses. Is that one normal?"

"Sometimes I feel like I'm stuck in one of those bad buddy cop movies."

"I don't believe in bad luck."

"Nobody is untouchable."

"You tie - I think you have a little bit of brain on it."

"Do you think the FBI will ever give me a gun?"

"Oh, you're really not as smart as I thought you were. I guess I gave you too much credit."

"No one walks away from a situation with one less shoe. You'd notice."

[astrronomemes]

GOOD CHARLOTTE: SELF-TITLED STARTERS (PART I)

a collection of lyrics taken from Good Charlotte's self-titled album. change & alter as needed.

"We got free lunch, and the cool kids beat us up."

"We made the baseball team, but they still laughed at us."

"That girl broke up with me, 'cause I wasn't cool enough."

"The little things, they always hang around."

"The little things made me who I am today."

"We checked his room. His things were gone."

"Everything is gonna be all right now."

"Let's do this one more time."

"Listen up, 'cause there ain't nothing funny."

"I want a hot girl, and a little bit of money."

"I want to go to parties where they've got no guns."

"All I want to do is kick the welfare."

"All I want to do is get my share."

"I don't want to run for the president. I just want an honest way to pay my rent."

"I'm tired of the man always shutting me down."

"I'm tired of my old man, 'cause he's never around."

"I'm tired of eating off of other people's plates."

"All I want to do is make something from nothing."

"You're not the only one who thinks he's dead."

"Now I'm on trial for what you think I said."

"I never said that everything would be okay. And I never said that we would live to see another day."

"I want good thoughts inside of my head."

"If I fall down, would you come around, and pick me right up off the ground?"

"What's the problem? What's with this angry kid?"

"I know you'll never understand."

"We can't change the way they think, so we're not changing anything."

"I don't care about a thing today."

"I wish that you would shut up."

"I don't want your nine to five, or anyone to tell me how to live my life."

"Get a real job, and get back in line."

"They say there's not a chance for me."

"We've been here for so many years."

"Every time I talk, you turn away."

"You're living all alone. You're like a dog without a bone."

"You had a second chance, but you threw it all away."

"I want to fall in love tonight."

"I remember when you said everything is gonna be all right."

"I just want one more night with you."

"I know this is not the way it should be."

"I don't need you to buy me pretty things."

"I'm happy to see you smile."

"It would make my day if you'd just stay for a while."

"This has gone on for way too long."

[chxoswitch]

||should not be thinking about starting a Rogue blog. i mean, i have experience as Rogue. 5 years of it Wanda is barely alive though. hm.

[pendovah]

[memesomething]

Nightmares & Sleeping Meme

Words

“Don’t worry about it. I was already awake.”

“I broke the lock. You were screaming.”

“Hey, last night… Are you okay?”

“How long have you been having nightmares like this?”

“Talk to me.”

“Let me stay. I can make you breakfast in the morning.” 

“How long have I been out?”

“What happened?”

“Hey - hey! Hey! It’s me! [Name], it’s me, hey.”

“Was it the same as last time?”

“Strange place to fall asleep.”

“Do you …  live here?”

“Would it help if I stayed?”

“You were already asleep, I didn’t want to wake you.”

“It calmed you down, I think.” 

“You’re safe. It’s okay, I promise you, you’re safe. You need to stop fighting them.”

“I’m sorry, I know, I’m trying to help you. I want to help you, you’re hurt, I’m - god, I’m sorry, please go back to sleep.”

Actions

(Feel free to change which muse does what by adding names, etc!)

[TALK] - for receiver’s muse to be talking in their sleep.

[AWAKE] - for our muses to be lying awake together, neither one of them able to get (back?) to sleep.

[JOLT] -  for receiver’s muse to jolt awake after a nightmare, possibly being held/talked to by sender’s muse.

[HURT] -  for receiver’s muse to be half-conscious after an injury, and not able to keep their nightmares separate from reality.

[SOOTHE] - for sender to comfort receiver’s muse while they’re having a nightmare, trying to keep receiver asleep.

[TUCK] - for sender to find receiver’s muse asleep somewhere and tuck them in with a blanket (or jacket, etc)

[QUESTION] -  for sender’s muse to check whether receiver’s muse is Okay, in the morning after a nightmare, in a wordless way (touching their arm, etc)

[PLEASE] for receiver’s muse to ask sender’s muse for comfort after a nightmare, or for company staying up so they don’t have a nightmare.

[chastainjessica]

Strongest Avengers + parallels

[marvelilovebucky]

I do have a soft spot for 40’s Bucky Barnes🫡

[crownmemes]

The Dead Zone Sentences, Vol. 6

(Sentences from The Dead Zone (2002-2007). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"There's no such thing as a demon that snatches people's souls!"

"People make a lot of bad choices when they're confused."

"We are not the same. We are never going to be the same."

"You really are creepy, you know that?"

"Yes, I remember. I remember everything."

"You're a politician; make something up."

"You came to me for answers. It's not my problem if they're not the ones you want."

"I don't know why you do this to yourself. You know it doesn't help anything."

"I don't want you turning this into a media circus!"

"Is this a wedding or a political fundraiser?"

"You know, your arrogance is one of the big reasons why you're not further ahead with your career."

"People will put up with an unlikable leader as long as they don't feel like they're being sold down the river."

"I can't do it. I thought I could, but I can't."

"You know, you may be able to see everything, but sometimes you're completely blind!"

"It would be nice to spend just one day without you peeking inside my head!"

"How about we just go home and pretend this day never happened?"

"Everything they say about you is true!"

"Sometimes we don't teach our children. Sometimes they teach us."

"I guess it shouldn't surprise me that you know how to hotwire a car, huh?"

"Why did you come over in the middle of the night?"

"Why are you smiling at me like that? It's creeping me out!"

"There's something special about you. I can see it in your eyes."

"A concussion with a previous history of brain injury is a very serious situation!"

"How does he do it? He makes me look like a dangerous lunatic while he comes off as a hero."

"I'm a little uncomfortable with that kind of publicity."

"I don't want to be a burden to you..."

"If you keep going down this path, something really bad is going to happen."

"I understand you think I betrayed you, but I'm no longer the man you knew."

"If you live the lie long enough, you become the lie."

"This man has eluded authorities for years. How did you find him so fast?"

"That was a really stupid thing to do!"

[chxoswitch]