eyes like a fortune teller ;

[chxtta]

// someone give me joly/chetta/boss luvvins

[frommemetoyou]

"Woah, when did you get that?"

"Who did this to you?"

"How many time have I told you to be more careful?"

"You’re saying this was an accident?"

"What a shiner!"

"If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy."

"I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door...

[chxtta]

❤

[Text] you know ... you've got very nice breasts ep.[Text] from a best friend's perspective of course. c;

[chxtta]

//I'm sitting at a sports bar yelling at the baseball game. Aww yiss. I have angry orchard !!!

[chxtta]

cynicingreen whichever you would prefer love !!!

[icantakeyourtemperature-blog]

[Sneezes]

[Moment of panic- does he have the flu? Is he contracting something worse…?]

[Ah no wait, it’s his allergies acting up. A good thing, he supposes, but slightly terrifying. Spring is here!!]

[chxtta]

[his poor allergies probably aren’t helped by...

[chxtta]

I'm sorry love. I forget how awful those allergies of yours are. [She curls her legs beneath her with a bright grin, head cooking to the side a bit.] Do you at least appreciate their beauty?

[icantakeyourtemperature-blog]

[Sneezes]

[Moment of panic- does he have the flu? Is he contracting something worse…?]

[Ah no wait, it’s his allergies acting up. A good thing, he supposes, but slightly terrifying. Spring is here!!]

[chxtta]

[his poor allergies probably aren't helped by the fact that Chetta has already picked most of the flowers in sight and scattered them through his apartment -- she thought it might cheer him up a bit!]

[hearing the sneezing, one of her brows arches and she leans over the back of the couch, eyeing him.]

Will you live to see another day?

[she's only kidding, of course, which is made evident by her bright grin.]

[chxtta]

//anyone wanna do anthiiing? c:

[chxtta]

Send ✉ for an 2 AM text

Send ✘ for an unsent text

Send ☠ for a threatening message

Send ❤ for a lusty/loving/affectionate message

Send ♣ for a drunk message

[chxtta]

[smiles softly at her]

[She will just return his small smile with a wide grin of her own -- and a wink, for good measure.]

[ladyredcheecks-deactivated20190]

She reminds me of a bird sometimes, how her feathers get all ruffled when she’s mad. And when she’s fragile like this, she’s a little lost bird looking for its nest. So I give her my wing to hide under.

Wonder - R. J. Palacio (via ladyredcheecks)

[chxtta]

√

[Text] remember that one time one of your beautiful figurines was broken and I said Marius did it? It was actually me. I'm so sorry.

[rpmememaker]

Send one of the following! (My-muse-has-pissed-yours-off version)

"Give it back, or there’ll be hell to pay."

"Where did you hide it?!"

"For god’s sakes, turn it down!"

"Stop making that awful noise!"

"If you don’t shut up, I’ll make you!"

"What are you laughing at?!"

"Do you even know what you’ve done?!"

"You’re going to regret that."

"I’m going to get you for that."

[chxtta]

√

Long winded confession text

text | Ok so you remember that one time that you were really upset and I gave you some beer in a cup to calm you down and you know ... relax and shit?text | it was totally O'Douls.

[poemsprayersandrevolution-deact]

{ drunk text, morning text and worried text ??? }

Drunk Text

[text] chetta. chetta ever notice how yur name has the word music in it? thtat’s pretty cool.[text] i mean i know you dn’t pronounce it lik that but still[text] u have a cool name

Morning Text

[text] Morning! Hey, do you need to work? I heard Bossuet accidentally broke the car so…

Worried Text

[text] Joly says you and Boss are at the hospital, but he’s being a little incoherent with his texts…[text] Are you guys okay? What’s going on?

[chxtta]

{Text} boss and I were trying to change a lightbulb. {Text} long story short I fell off the ladder and broke my arm and he broke his tailbone. {Text} we should have waited for joly ...

[chxtta]

✺ And ??

Saucy text:{Text} when you get home don't even bother changing clothes.{Text} I'll be waiting for you in the bathtub. c;Worried text:{Text} I know you have been working all day but it's been eight hours and I usually at least hear from you at lunch...{Text} just text me so I know you're ok?

[frommemetoyou]

send me a symbol to recieve the following from my muse

[chxtta]

Send ✆ for a morning text

Send ♔ for an angry text

Send ♠ for a drunk text

Send ☏ for a vague text

Send ⁇ for a worried text

Send ♣ for a text not meant for you

Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent

Send ✺for a saucy text

Send √ for a long winded confessing text 

Send ☠ for misguided advice

Send ☢ for a desperate text

Send ☼ for a congratulatory text