Curly Bows

“If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.” - Marilyn Monroe Katie Sanacore; 19; Long Island toFlorida xoxo

[tangedolium]

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

[cap-gamelamer-deactivated201311]

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

[epees]

by throwing it into the harbor

[seductivegirlcode101]

IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST

[pluginhybrad]

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, AMERICA!

[dysphorism]

I am still thinking about this

[xmas-card-deactivated20141219]

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

[yukitalia]

[karlcat]

okay now i’ll reblog it

[scarvenrot]

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

[borzbois]

You’re really passionate about apples

[casey-jane-lewis]

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

[femininefelineeeee-deactivated2]

liquefied apple fetus.

[kuroos-dick]

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

[roseafarian]

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

[soloontherocks-moving-refol-blog]

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

[coeyjooper-deactivated20170515]

“When I was pregnant with you, this old, homeless, dirty gipsy woman on the lower east side of Manhattan stopped me in the street to tell me that I was having a boy because of how low my stomach was hanging. When I gave birth to a girl, I tried to find the old beggar to tell her that she was wrong & I gave birth to a beautiful girl. 21 years later, I need to go back, find that smelly snaggle toothed troll & tell her she was right all along” - My mother’s words on me being transgender.

[twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck-dea]

THIS IS MASTER MATERIAL FOR A MOVIE

[alivebycandlelights]

[ruinedchildhood]

This is what discrimination looks like

[shittiestblogger]

Zayn whenever he meet a white blonde: U kno what… She look like my tattoo i’m gonna introduce myself

[difficult]

I crave physical affection. I crave skin on skin. play with my hair, hold my hand, touch me, kiss me. I crave you.

(via difficult)

[vvhack]

this is so funny dksnfbsk

[rukudzom-deactivated20160319]

[staycuteandcozy]

PREACH THIS SHIT

[joshpeck]

[lauriehalseanderson]

This needs to be a poster plastered everywhere in all of the high schools and middle schools in America.

[bindis]

[ahredakar]

[chipotole]

OH MY GOD

[4gifs]

[naturepunk]

It’s like no one ever told him cats don’t like water. 

[hellinq]

“Did you study for the test?”

[hellinq]

*In the middle of the test*

[cinematicnomad]

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

[cleolinda]

[zohbugg]

MATILDA’S SHADE GAME IS SO STRONG I LOVE IT

[valley-vixen]

[underthefolie]

People say the British are nice and polite but I think they’re forgetting that we once hated a British Prime Minister so much that upon her death the entire country got “Ding-Dong The Witch Is Dead” to Number 2 in the charts the British may not be as forward as some other countries but holy shit can we fuck you up