Breathe

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

person: I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here

me: listen man, you gonna buy these shoes or nah? cause I gotta close up in about 10 minutes 

[jaubaius]

Tactoon-cat Cartoons

[articulate-anxious-atheist-deac]

With each I was like “Surely the cat doesn’t actually look like that in the image. surely this is an exaggeration.” but then I scrolled and yes, the cats are liquid

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[istillfuckwithdemilovato-deacti]

my mans jedediah looks away in humility but you KNOW he’s churnin butter that night……milkin a different cow…..

[blkreginageorge-deactivated2017]

Why y'all doing this when you know the Amish are not here to defend themselves.

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the Amish can definitely defend themselves they got rakes

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

this is the best post on this website why do we all keep trying

[guerrillatech]

[mysharona1987]

[apas-95]

the aliens:

[fragranceofdarkness]

tumblr users: hey staff can we please have a functional website

tumblr: 𝓦𝓮𝓵𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓕𝓵𝓪𝓿𝓸𝓻𝓽𝓸𝔀𝓷

[boota]

[andysambrg]

HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE | ハウルの動く城

(2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[enema-of-182]

[rneerkat-deactivated20220104]

rapunzel rapunzel throw down some sick beats

[inactiveblogger-deactivated2018]

i will never accept the sound of my recorded voice

[blue-le-q]

[esoanem]

The Powerpuff girls sequel looks lit

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thebootydiaries]

demon, after possessing me: now that i have control over y-

me: y'know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a way

demon: *immediately exorcizes itself*

[memewhore]

[reptiledadjokes]