Ao3: CicadaBuzz

I write fanfiction, which I like to think is pretty good. Current fandom: What We Do In The Shadows

[joeyclaire]

the more i watch the righteous gemstones the more i’m convinced that keefe thinks he is in a 24/7 d/s kink relationship with kelvin that kelvin is completely unaware of

[mitsu-14136]

Happy Pride Month Everyone 🏳️‍🌈❤

[asytho]

They be chillin'

[ylissebian]

she’s a maneater 🩸

[jellogram]

I'm so glad wwdits was on FX and they could let Guillermo say fuck because if there was ever a character who deserved to say fuck it's him

[intg13]

[weakformemo]

You're going to die in your best friend's arms. And you play along because it's funny, because it's written down, you've memorized it, it's all you know. Planet of Love by Richard Siken

[ramigir]

thats a lot of kisses

[harvestkitty]

youre telling me THIS is what nandor wants to do 24/7...? 🤨

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Sometimes a family is a hunter, his three doting goths, and the color beige in human form. 

By Hey_TrowsArt on twitter

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[greedtter]

I miss them

[spookonlooks]

Testing the waters with the WWDITS fandom to see if it’s still alive.. I present to you my Guillermo WIPs and a Nandor 🗣️

I’ve been binge watching the show for the last 3 days now and I’m finally about to start the 6th season!! :D

[pocketcaaandy]

Doodled the gang as kids on Mother's Day because I wanted to give their shitty moms the recognition they deserve

[ceruleanheaven]

bad media will piss you off good media will heal your soul bad media that couldve been good will ruin your life forever

[beansprean]

The real reason Nandor won’t turn him yet: waiting for prime DILF age (that’ll take what, 100? 200 years?)

(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Close up on Nandor inside of his coffin, waking up from his super slumber. He thinks blearily to himself, “Uh? Has it been 100 years already? 1b. Zoom out as Nandor sits up and raises the lid of his coffin, rubbing his eyes sleepily. He calls out, “Guillermo? I am awake. Are you too old and feeble now to open my coffin?” 1c. Close up on Nandor from behind. A voice calls out offscreen, “Master?” and Nandor turns to look solemnly over his shoulder.

2a. Close up of Guillermo, several years older, with greying hair and deep smile lines on his cheeks and forehead. He is smiling adoringly, eyes shining, as he sets his sights on Nandor and says “Master, you’re back!” with a heart. There is a speech bubble in the corner containing Nandor’s reaction, smiling delightedly and eyes turning into hearts. 2b. The previous panel is revealed to be in a dream bubble, popping as the real Nandor suddenly wakes up. He is wearing just a loose linen shirt and big-spooning the real Guillermo, who is fast asleep and wearing purple bat pajamas. Nandor half sits up in shock as he wakes, eyes wide and mouth drooling slightly.

3a. Nandor sits up fully to stare intensely at Guillermo’s young sleeping face. 3b. Nandor settles back down and smooches the back of Guillermo’s neck, bringing a smile to the still-young human’s face. He thinks ti himself, “Not ripe yet…” /end ID

[muffin-man2311]

No I haven’t had sex yet, I’m saving myself for the vampires so they can drink my virgin blood