
Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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♥ ——- “I know you want to drive it…I can see it in your eyes…but I can’t just let you do something so dangerous.” especially when his entire life revolved around the flashy ferrari. he was a street racer through and through, the very idea of them even touching his precious steering wheel was giving him the symptoms of a heart attack. “do you know what I’ll do if something happens? I would have to kill you and dump your body in an alleyway…do you want that? no…so lets just say we did and then we won’t…and I’ll let you ride in the passenger seat to wherever you want to go. deal?”
“but i just got my drivers license, hyung! i’d be super careful, you wouldn’t even think about murdering me ‘cause i’d be the picture perfect driver behind the wheel,” junsu pouts and pleads, tugging at his sleeve as he attempts to talk minsun into allowing him in the drivers seat of one of the most beautiful cars he’s ever seen in real life, picture perfect right before his eyes. “i got a perfect score, you know. not even a single mistake! the instructor practically praised me. i’m seriously the best driver in, like, the entire world, probably.” he knows that all of this begging will likely get him nowhere, but the way he saw it, what was the harm in trying?
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simpaticos.
❝ i think it’s an appropriate amount of fuss. ❞ she argues. when he steps closer to her again, she decides to stay cemented in place this time, knowing that if she moved away that would potentially give him some sort of power over her ( or at least that was what her brain was telling her would happen ) but mostly, she was just irritated that none of her insults seemed to even phase him. ❝ i am not. i was simply just pointing out obvious things. — & besides, i argue with everyone. ❞ the last bit isn’t exactly a lie, but she would also be lying if she said that she wasn’t even a little bit intrigued. ❝ lunch ? ❞ she scoffs, eyes widened in shock at the suggestion. ❝ i mean, first of all — don’t call me that. & well, i don’t even know you. you could be a murderer or a perv or… something. ❞
lips purse in contemplation at her retort, though the corners are still curved at her apparent stubborn nature. ❝ perhaps so, but i’m still curious as to why you’re so determined to get a measly sorry from some guy on the street, y’know... i mean, who am i to know that it wasn’t i who bumped into you, but you who bumped into me ? ❞ daeil suggests with a challenging cant of his head, tongue poking into his cheek to go along with the cocky expression he’s sporting. ❝ yeah, yeah, of course you do; i believe that by this little scene you created here, ❞ he snorts in amusement, ❝ but c’mon, do you believe every single guy you meet is a murderer or a perv ? what’s the worst i can do, decide that you’re not worthy of my apology and make you pay for your own damn meal ? i may be an asshole, but i can be a gentleman sometimes. do me a favor and just take the offer while it’s still there. ❞
simpaticos.
youngjae probably shouldn’t even find the other boy humorous in anyway, but he can’t help it — a small smile gracing his features. ❝ you’re a brat. ❞ he puts simply, running a hand through the silver strands of his hair, gaze never leaving the other boy. ❝ since when has me not caring ever stopped you from doing anything ? seems unlike you, i’ve gotta say i’m disappointed. ❞
❝ oh how you flatter me, my sweet youngjae, ❞ seokhyun places a palm over the center of his chest with a heavy sigh, obviously burdened by the ‘compliment’ he was given. ❝ but you know what, you don’t get to be disappointed in me. the only person i allow to judge me is god ! ❞ and what an absolute falsity that particular statement was, with seokhyun’s disbelief of the so-called higher power above. ❝ i will continue with my story, though, because it’s a good one. — i was in barcelona, right? staying in this house with a few friends and a few other people, and i decided that we should get a pet. and i didn’t want a dog or a cat or some boring ass pet, so first i suggested a lizard. perfect pet, right ? apparently not, ‘cause the idea was shot down after i brought like, a hundred lizards home from a pet store. i stole those, too, by the way. it was hilarious, but i’ll get into that later. this is about the monkey ! ❞
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she can feel her face fall into a deeper frown at his words, & she instinctively takes a step back as the stranger steps forward. crossing her arms, mimicking his own stance. ❝ well you should, ❞ she mumbles, gaze drifting down to her feet in order to avoid looking up at him. she’s not sure why, but she just get’s a weird aura from him, one she can’t really pinpoint. ❝ special ? that’s a good joke. ❞ she sighs, pushing her hair away from her face, tucking the dark strands behind her ear as she prepares to go off on a rant. ❝ you’re not special, okay — so don’t flatter yourself. just ‘cause you’re all big and macho with tattoos and piercings and a bad dye job doesn’t mean i’m intimidated by you, nuh-uh. you bump into someone, you apologize, you move on. & you repeat the cycle. — or can your tiny pea brain not comprehend that ? ❞
the more disgruntled the girl gets, the wider daeil’s smirk becomes as he sizes her up with a chuckle at her unwillingness to meet his gaze. ❝ i’ve dealt with much worse, believe me. i’m just saying that you’re putting up a lot of fuss for some random guy who bumped into you, ❞ he muses, taking another step closer since she’d taken one back when he did before to see her reaction once more. she’s cute, really, and with every word to leave her mouth ( however ‘insulting’ she assumes they might be ) he only becomes more intrigued by her. ❝ nah, i think i’m kinda special. and you sure are paying a lot of attention to some guy you just said wasn’t special. y’know what... how ‘bout i take you out to lunch in apology ? would you like that, princess ? ❞
ingeniovs.
WANTED PLOTS!
muse a is from a foreign country and doesn’t know how to speak the local language and is trying to order something at this restaurant muse b is at, too. so muse b offers to help and hey, is that chemistry going on between them? because people start thinking they’re actually a couple.
muse a and muse b were in love during high school and everything was good until muse a had to move to another country and now they meet again under whole new circumstances: muse a is still in love with muse b, but muse b is taken… and super happy with this other person.
this horrible thunderstorm is happening and both muse a and muse b are at this other town, soaking wet and cold, and they missed the last train to their home town. to make things even better, neither of them have enough money to pay for a night at a motel, so hey, i don’t know you, but wanna share a room for tonight? (extra: both actually feel hella attracted to one another and are single)
muse a sings like an angel but is really shy so they only sing in the shower. everyday, muse b, who is their neighbor, listens to their singing and thinks muse a is actually a professional singer. one day they meet at the elevator of their building and muse b really wants to ask for muse a to sing a song for them, or just compliment them. but how will they do so without making things awkward? and to top this situation, muse a is also a lot attractive.
muse a doesn’t know how to cook and finds out an a+ chef (muse b) has just moved into their building and everyday they smell the food coming from the apartment next to them, so they decide to knock on their door and ask them to feed them/teach them how to cook decently.
muse a is allergic to something (like dogs) that muse b loves and has on their apartment and they fight all the time because they’re neighbors and muse a can’t stop sneezing but muse b doesn’t want to give that thing up, but there’s a hidden sexual tension between them too.
muse a and muse b have this one night stand after drinking way too much at a party/bar/etc and the next day muse a finds out muse b is actually a person of note. meanwhile, muse b was totally enchanted by muse a and wants to find out who they are, but has no idea of how to start. no, wait. is that muse a the waitress in that restaurant i’ve just stepped in?! oh fuck.
【 ✰°。 imessage // kaden ! 】
kaden: YEEEEEEY!!!
kaden: WHAT?! WHAT DID I DO?!! but i knew the answer... you can't blame me for that!!
kaden: smooches don't be mad
junsu: ur smooches saved u
junsu: don't be so damn smart next time !!!
junsu: how about U give ME a riddle this time 😈
【 ✰°。 imessage // park ! 】
park: hmmmmm
park: damn that was me in high school with color guard jesus
park: that's hot
junsu: do u wanna hear another riddle
junsu: color guard seriously sounds terrifying. i would hit myself in the face 50 times if i had to do it
junsu: u wanna see for urself? 😏
【 ✰°。 imessage // park ! 】
park: same difference
park: how was it? are you hot and sweaty????
junsu: shhhhHHH, i said what i said
junsu: it was ok, im competing in a month so i was there for...four hours?
junsu: and VERY. why do u ask~
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“yeah, but they do buy those random sticks, you know? the silver ones that are made for s’mores? i wouldn’t know. i have never been camping,” mino replied with a shrug. “have you been camping before? or is it just the idea of something unsanitary entering your mouth?”
“i didn’t know they made actual sticks you can buy to heat the marshmallows with, but i was just thinking about... well, i used to go camping with my dad when i was younger. i was just remembering how we just used sticks we found on the ground to do it and i’m kinda grossed out by it, i mean, how can parents let kids do something so unsanitary? and do it themselves?”
【 ✰°。 imessage // kaden ! 】
kaden: OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I KNOW THAT!!!!!
kaden: it's a mailbox, right??? RIGHT?!?!?!?
junsu: YES THATS THE RIGHT ANSWER
junsu: but ur the worsttttt 😩 ur supposed to answer with "oh, i dont know, junsu! what is it?!"
junsu: hmph.
【 ✰°。 imessage // park ! 】
park: you already said this one
park: it's like a mail man or something? no?
junsu: WRONG
junsu: i'm a mailbox, silly
junsu: but i don't remember telling it....
junsu: don't blame me ok i just got finished with dance practice and i'm super duper tired 😴
【 ✰°。 imessage // yeong ! 】
yeong: an idiot
yeong: don't send me riddles, you know i hate them
junsu: dont be rude :((((
junsu: IT'S A GOOD RIDDLE
junsu: how can u hate riddles?!?! ill never ever ever understand 😔