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I got a mean, mean gene in my family tree
I'm rudy. I'm on here because I'm a cunt to people and I like to be loud about it. I was in a Jigsaw trap. I don't give a fuck if you talk about it.
hiya, i'm gav (leighcest)! this is my fourth roleplay blog. rudy's mean but i promise i'm not!! feel free to interact or rp!! i use he/him prns and rudy uses she/he.
RUDY'S GAME - RUDY'S PLAYLIST
answered a call from my mom for the first time in. a while
a brave, brave man
a toy to play with? what do you mean by that, rudy?
I think you know what I mean by that.
last night in a stoned haze i bought one of those packs of mozzarella balls and needless to say im so fucking happy
actually fucking disgusting.
damn okay. are you like lactose intolerant or a lesbian or just unkind
unkind lesbian!
as is the way of the world
you're telling me.
last night in a stoned haze i bought one of those packs of mozzarella balls and needless to say im so fucking happy
actually fucking disgusting.
damn okay. are you like lactose intolerant or a lesbian or just unkind
unkind lesbian!
last night in a stoned haze i bought one of those packs of mozzarella balls and needless to say im so fucking happy
actually fucking disgusting.
what’s your go-to order at a bar?
whatever's strongest. vodka diet coke, usually?
fav cig brand?
reds. they're gross, cheap, and on brand.
are you forgetful? if so, how do you remind yourself of things? do you write it on a calendar? on post it notes?
I take a knife and carve it into my body. hard to forget when it's bleeding from your wrist.
okay- we’ve seen you interact with tobi extensively. what are your thoughts on it? we won’t tell him. your feelings on your date is safe with us!! ;-)
fine? I just need a toy to play with. this isn't a permanent thing.
fav song rn?
overtime by zach bryan.
OH. MY. LORDY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. HI!!! HI!!! HI RUDY!!! HI!! HALLO!!! HELLOUUH!!! it’s been forever and ever and ever and EVER!!!! how have you been??? wow is youuuuuu….. you had to deal with the absense of the annoying bug in your inbox… I’m sure you’ve missed we’re just mourning the loss, weren’t you? x=
greetings aside, i come with one message and five billion questions to boot: HAPPY! NEW! YEAR!!! YAY!! new years is always such a fun time for me albeit a little somber I guess ?? cuz it’s like wow this year was so fun but now it’s OVER. like. damn! but on the other hand i have always really really liked blank slates and it’s only once a year you get one of those on your LIFE.
so. with that being said. what are your New Year’s resolutions? or are you BORING and think they’re STUPID? if you think they’re dumb, why? I’ve never understood why people think they’re dumb, I mean, if you make resolutions for yourself then you have a little list of tasks to complete throughout the year that make you the kind of person you’d want to be friends with AND!!! IT KEEPS YOU BUSY!!
- write back soon, i miss your fiery self!!!!!!!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜
hello, bug. i suppose the year was fine. nothing to write home about.
resolutions are stupid. i'll just be as shit as i was last year with no self improvement ever and i'll die unhappy.
that said, what's your giant list of resolutions i'm sure you have, tobi?
HELLOW FIRECRACKER!!!!!!! that’s good to hear! mundane means nothing toooooo terrible happened!!! which is good! it’s good when nothing bad happens because bad things are bad :=
>:0!!! you have an unoriginal opinion that also happens to be WRONG!!!! because a opinion is popular never ever means it’s RIGHT, trend-follower! i never took you for a foolish sheeple, Rudy.. resolutions are GOOD. because with that attitude? yeah. duh. New Year’s resolutions don’t work if you don’t TRY!!! the idea is that you’re supposed to use them as a guide to get better!!! they’re like no-pressure rules to your life.
but i am SOOSOOOO SOOOO GLAD U ASKED!!!! be kinder to myself, be kinder to the people around me, visit at least three national parks this year, learn to knit, get into at least three new hobbies, go on more walks, get a new pet, start going to the gym (imagine me with MUSCLES. total hunk!), spend more time with my friends, drink less alcohol, and maybe- JUST MAYBE, if i decide this is something I can actually do, settle in to a actual building instead of living in my van. like a apartment or a house or something.
color me stoked to see all that happen.
total hunk tobi, huh? sounds like something out of a wet dream. or maybe a nightmare. hm.
well, i wish you the best of luck with those dreams. my only resolution is surviving, i guess.
you should be!!!! := if i didn't know better, id think you're like, flirting with me over here or something! iiii knoooww you'reeee not. yeahhh.... probably totally nightmarish stuff! but like, i could carry so much heavy stuff! which would be useful!!! for! something, surely! hehehe.. surviving is, too, a good goal to have! though, thats kind of the bare minimum... OOH. maybe in the new year we could get into some kind of new hobby together????? or! or! or!! i think you'd get a kick out of learning a instrument? maybe the electric bass!! or the drums! youd get to hit stuff and it sound pretty!! and, for the record, i dont need your luck, but i thank thee anyway, soldier.. o7
what, like we lezz out and start a band from the back of your van? hm, maybe.
i'm nothing if not a flirt, bug. ;))
…with me, even?
especially with you.
oh, yeah? :)
yep.
saying especially feels almost committal.
maybe that was the point.
you're bein' awful short. what's running through that bug brain?
i think you’ve done it. i think you’ve actually, actually managed to shock me.
which isn’t easy.
…wowie,
i'm a jack of many trades, my dear.
oh, shhush! im sure you’re feeling VERY proud of yourself over there. hmph. hmph!!
proud is one word for it.
proud and..?
would you like the list?
i'll just sum it up with... hopeful. if that's even a feeling my shriveled up heart can feel.
hopeful? about what?
goddamn, you ask too many questions. anyone ever tell you how annoying you are, bug?
a couple hundred times, hehe!!!! i don’t mind annoying you if it means I might, say…. score a date with you?
oh
how straightforward.
I mean, yeah. sure. I guess I need to do something kind for others once so I guess I can entertain this fantasy.
what do you wanna do?
i don't know!!!!!!!!! we could go out to dinner? that's what... normal people... do on dates.... right??? ^_^'"'''
sure. I ain't got nothing better to do. where to?
what kind of food do you like??? italian? chinese? barbecue? burgers? indian? pizza? there are SO many options— too many options!!!! wait, no!!! eek! don’t make me pick!!! you pick!!!! you’re the lucky lady to be invited out by me, so why not pick your poison?
I'm not really a big food guy, honest. suprise me, bug. poison is poison to me as long as it ends with a cold corpse
okay!!! eeek hehe yay!!!! tomorrow night????? :=
fine with me... is this something people usually pregame? or do I wait until after?
OH. MY. LORDY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. HI!!! HI!!! HI RUDY!!! HI!! HALLO!!! HELLOUUH!!! it’s been forever and ever and ever and EVER!!!! how have you been??? wow is youuuuuu….. you had to deal with the absense of the annoying bug in your inbox… I’m sure you’ve missed we’re just mourning the loss, weren’t you? x=
greetings aside, i come with one message and five billion questions to boot: HAPPY! NEW! YEAR!!! YAY!! new years is always such a fun time for me albeit a little somber I guess ?? cuz it’s like wow this year was so fun but now it’s OVER. like. damn! but on the other hand i have always really really liked blank slates and it’s only once a year you get one of those on your LIFE.
so. with that being said. what are your New Year’s resolutions? or are you BORING and think they’re STUPID? if you think they’re dumb, why? I’ve never understood why people think they’re dumb, I mean, if you make resolutions for yourself then you have a little list of tasks to complete throughout the year that make you the kind of person you’d want to be friends with AND!!! IT KEEPS YOU BUSY!!
- write back soon, i miss your fiery self!!!!!!!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜
hello, bug. i suppose the year was fine. nothing to write home about.
resolutions are stupid. i'll just be as shit as i was last year with no self improvement ever and i'll die unhappy.
that said, what's your giant list of resolutions i'm sure you have, tobi?
HELLOW FIRECRACKER!!!!!!! that’s good to hear! mundane means nothing toooooo terrible happened!!! which is good! it’s good when nothing bad happens because bad things are bad :=
>:0!!! you have an unoriginal opinion that also happens to be WRONG!!!! because a opinion is popular never ever means it’s RIGHT, trend-follower! i never took you for a foolish sheeple, Rudy.. resolutions are GOOD. because with that attitude? yeah. duh. New Year’s resolutions don’t work if you don’t TRY!!! the idea is that you’re supposed to use them as a guide to get better!!! they’re like no-pressure rules to your life.
but i am SOOSOOOO SOOOO GLAD U ASKED!!!! be kinder to myself, be kinder to the people around me, visit at least three national parks this year, learn to knit, get into at least three new hobbies, go on more walks, get a new pet, start going to the gym (imagine me with MUSCLES. total hunk!), spend more time with my friends, drink less alcohol, and maybe- JUST MAYBE, if i decide this is something I can actually do, settle in to a actual building instead of living in my van. like a apartment or a house or something.
color me stoked to see all that happen.
total hunk tobi, huh? sounds like something out of a wet dream. or maybe a nightmare. hm.
well, i wish you the best of luck with those dreams. my only resolution is surviving, i guess.
you should be!!!! := if i didn't know better, id think you're like, flirting with me over here or something! iiii knoooww you'reeee not. yeahhh.... probably totally nightmarish stuff! but like, i could carry so much heavy stuff! which would be useful!!! for! something, surely! hehehe.. surviving is, too, a good goal to have! though, thats kind of the bare minimum... OOH. maybe in the new year we could get into some kind of new hobby together????? or! or! or!! i think you'd get a kick out of learning a instrument? maybe the electric bass!! or the drums! youd get to hit stuff and it sound pretty!! and, for the record, i dont need your luck, but i thank thee anyway, soldier.. o7
what, like we lezz out and start a band from the back of your van? hm, maybe.
i'm nothing if not a flirt, bug. ;))
…with me, even?
especially with you.
oh, yeah? :)
yep.
saying especially feels almost committal.
maybe that was the point.
you're bein' awful short. what's running through that bug brain?
i think you’ve done it. i think you’ve actually, actually managed to shock me.
which isn’t easy.
…wowie,
i'm a jack of many trades, my dear.
oh, shhush! im sure you’re feeling VERY proud of yourself over there. hmph. hmph!!
proud is one word for it.
proud and..?
would you like the list?
i'll just sum it up with... hopeful. if that's even a feeling my shriveled up heart can feel.
hopeful? about what?
goddamn, you ask too many questions. anyone ever tell you how annoying you are, bug?
a couple hundred times, hehe!!!! i don’t mind annoying you if it means I might, say…. score a date with you?
oh
how straightforward.
I mean, yeah. sure. I guess I need to do something kind for others once so I guess I can entertain this fantasy.
what do you wanna do?
i don't know!!!!!!!!! we could go out to dinner? that's what... normal people... do on dates.... right??? ^_^'"'''
sure. I ain't got nothing better to do. where to?
what kind of food do you like??? italian? chinese? barbecue? burgers? indian? pizza? there are SO many options— too many options!!!! wait, no!!! eek! don’t make me pick!!! you pick!!!! you’re the lucky lady to be invited out by me, so why not pick your poison?
I'm not really a big food guy, honest. suprise me, bug. poison is poison to me as long as it ends with a cold corpse
OH. MY. LORDY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. HI!!! HI!!! HI RUDY!!! HI!! HALLO!!! HELLOUUH!!! it’s been forever and ever and ever and EVER!!!! how have you been??? wow is youuuuuu….. you had to deal with the absense of the annoying bug in your inbox… I’m sure you’ve missed we’re just mourning the loss, weren’t you? x=
greetings aside, i come with one message and five billion questions to boot: HAPPY! NEW! YEAR!!! YAY!! new years is always such a fun time for me albeit a little somber I guess ?? cuz it’s like wow this year was so fun but now it’s OVER. like. damn! but on the other hand i have always really really liked blank slates and it’s only once a year you get one of those on your LIFE.
so. with that being said. what are your New Year’s resolutions? or are you BORING and think they’re STUPID? if you think they’re dumb, why? I’ve never understood why people think they’re dumb, I mean, if you make resolutions for yourself then you have a little list of tasks to complete throughout the year that make you the kind of person you’d want to be friends with AND!!! IT KEEPS YOU BUSY!!
- write back soon, i miss your fiery self!!!!!!!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜
hello, bug. i suppose the year was fine. nothing to write home about.
resolutions are stupid. i'll just be as shit as i was last year with no self improvement ever and i'll die unhappy.
that said, what's your giant list of resolutions i'm sure you have, tobi?
HELLOW FIRECRACKER!!!!!!! that’s good to hear! mundane means nothing toooooo terrible happened!!! which is good! it’s good when nothing bad happens because bad things are bad :=
>:0!!! you have an unoriginal opinion that also happens to be WRONG!!!! because a opinion is popular never ever means it’s RIGHT, trend-follower! i never took you for a foolish sheeple, Rudy.. resolutions are GOOD. because with that attitude? yeah. duh. New Year’s resolutions don’t work if you don’t TRY!!! the idea is that you’re supposed to use them as a guide to get better!!! they’re like no-pressure rules to your life.
but i am SOOSOOOO SOOOO GLAD U ASKED!!!! be kinder to myself, be kinder to the people around me, visit at least three national parks this year, learn to knit, get into at least three new hobbies, go on more walks, get a new pet, start going to the gym (imagine me with MUSCLES. total hunk!), spend more time with my friends, drink less alcohol, and maybe- JUST MAYBE, if i decide this is something I can actually do, settle in to a actual building instead of living in my van. like a apartment or a house or something.
color me stoked to see all that happen.
total hunk tobi, huh? sounds like something out of a wet dream. or maybe a nightmare. hm.
well, i wish you the best of luck with those dreams. my only resolution is surviving, i guess.
you should be!!!! := if i didn't know better, id think you're like, flirting with me over here or something! iiii knoooww you'reeee not. yeahhh.... probably totally nightmarish stuff! but like, i could carry so much heavy stuff! which would be useful!!! for! something, surely! hehehe.. surviving is, too, a good goal to have! though, thats kind of the bare minimum... OOH. maybe in the new year we could get into some kind of new hobby together????? or! or! or!! i think you'd get a kick out of learning a instrument? maybe the electric bass!! or the drums! youd get to hit stuff and it sound pretty!! and, for the record, i dont need your luck, but i thank thee anyway, soldier.. o7
what, like we lezz out and start a band from the back of your van? hm, maybe.
i'm nothing if not a flirt, bug. ;))
…with me, even?
especially with you.
oh, yeah? :)
yep.
saying especially feels almost committal.
maybe that was the point.
you're bein' awful short. what's running through that bug brain?
i think you’ve done it. i think you’ve actually, actually managed to shock me.
which isn’t easy.
…wowie,
i'm a jack of many trades, my dear.
oh, shhush! im sure you’re feeling VERY proud of yourself over there. hmph. hmph!!
proud is one word for it.
proud and..?
would you like the list?
i'll just sum it up with... hopeful. if that's even a feeling my shriveled up heart can feel.
hopeful? about what?
goddamn, you ask too many questions. anyone ever tell you how annoying you are, bug?
a couple hundred times, hehe!!!! i don’t mind annoying you if it means I might, say…. score a date with you?
oh
how straightforward.
I mean, yeah. sure. I guess I need to do something kind for others once so I guess I can entertain this fantasy.
what do you wanna do?
i don't know!!!!!!!!! we could go out to dinner? that's what... normal people... do on dates.... right??? ^_^'"'''
sure. I ain't got nothing better to do. where to?
OH. MY. LORDY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. HI!!! HI!!! HI RUDY!!! HI!! HALLO!!! HELLOUUH!!! it’s been forever and ever and ever and EVER!!!! how have you been??? wow is youuuuuu….. you had to deal with the absense of the annoying bug in your inbox… I’m sure you’ve missed we’re just mourning the loss, weren’t you? x=
greetings aside, i come with one message and five billion questions to boot: HAPPY! NEW! YEAR!!! YAY!! new years is always such a fun time for me albeit a little somber I guess ?? cuz it’s like wow this year was so fun but now it’s OVER. like. damn! but on the other hand i have always really really liked blank slates and it’s only once a year you get one of those on your LIFE.
so. with that being said. what are your New Year’s resolutions? or are you BORING and think they’re STUPID? if you think they’re dumb, why? I’ve never understood why people think they’re dumb, I mean, if you make resolutions for yourself then you have a little list of tasks to complete throughout the year that make you the kind of person you’d want to be friends with AND!!! IT KEEPS YOU BUSY!!
- write back soon, i miss your fiery self!!!!!!!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜
hello, bug. i suppose the year was fine. nothing to write home about.
resolutions are stupid. i'll just be as shit as i was last year with no self improvement ever and i'll die unhappy.
that said, what's your giant list of resolutions i'm sure you have, tobi?
HELLOW FIRECRACKER!!!!!!! that’s good to hear! mundane means nothing toooooo terrible happened!!! which is good! it’s good when nothing bad happens because bad things are bad :=
>:0!!! you have an unoriginal opinion that also happens to be WRONG!!!! because a opinion is popular never ever means it’s RIGHT, trend-follower! i never took you for a foolish sheeple, Rudy.. resolutions are GOOD. because with that attitude? yeah. duh. New Year’s resolutions don’t work if you don’t TRY!!! the idea is that you’re supposed to use them as a guide to get better!!! they’re like no-pressure rules to your life.
but i am SOOSOOOO SOOOO GLAD U ASKED!!!! be kinder to myself, be kinder to the people around me, visit at least three national parks this year, learn to knit, get into at least three new hobbies, go on more walks, get a new pet, start going to the gym (imagine me with MUSCLES. total hunk!), spend more time with my friends, drink less alcohol, and maybe- JUST MAYBE, if i decide this is something I can actually do, settle in to a actual building instead of living in my van. like a apartment or a house or something.
color me stoked to see all that happen.
total hunk tobi, huh? sounds like something out of a wet dream. or maybe a nightmare. hm.
well, i wish you the best of luck with those dreams. my only resolution is surviving, i guess.
you should be!!!! := if i didn't know better, id think you're like, flirting with me over here or something! iiii knoooww you'reeee not. yeahhh.... probably totally nightmarish stuff! but like, i could carry so much heavy stuff! which would be useful!!! for! something, surely! hehehe.. surviving is, too, a good goal to have! though, thats kind of the bare minimum... OOH. maybe in the new year we could get into some kind of new hobby together????? or! or! or!! i think you'd get a kick out of learning a instrument? maybe the electric bass!! or the drums! youd get to hit stuff and it sound pretty!! and, for the record, i dont need your luck, but i thank thee anyway, soldier.. o7
what, like we lezz out and start a band from the back of your van? hm, maybe.
i'm nothing if not a flirt, bug. ;))
…with me, even?
especially with you.
oh, yeah? :)
yep.
saying especially feels almost committal.
maybe that was the point.
you're bein' awful short. what's running through that bug brain?
i think you’ve done it. i think you’ve actually, actually managed to shock me.
which isn’t easy.
…wowie,
i'm a jack of many trades, my dear.
oh, shhush! im sure you’re feeling VERY proud of yourself over there. hmph. hmph!!
proud is one word for it.
proud and..?
would you like the list?
i'll just sum it up with... hopeful. if that's even a feeling my shriveled up heart can feel.
hopeful? about what?
goddamn, you ask too many questions. anyone ever tell you how annoying you are, bug?
a couple hundred times, hehe!!!! i don’t mind annoying you if it means I might, say…. score a date with you?
oh
how straightforward.
I mean, yeah. sure. I guess I need to do something kind for others once so I guess I can entertain this fantasy.
what do you wanna do?
sorry for my absence. I've been busy with... work.
OH. MY. LORDY GOODNESS GRACIOUS. HI!!! HI!!! HI RUDY!!! HI!! HALLO!!! HELLOUUH!!! it’s been forever and ever and ever and EVER!!!! how have you been??? wow is youuuuuu….. you had to deal with the absense of the annoying bug in your inbox… I’m sure you’ve missed we’re just mourning the loss, weren’t you? x=
greetings aside, i come with one message and five billion questions to boot: HAPPY! NEW! YEAR!!! YAY!! new years is always such a fun time for me albeit a little somber I guess ?? cuz it’s like wow this year was so fun but now it’s OVER. like. damn! but on the other hand i have always really really liked blank slates and it’s only once a year you get one of those on your LIFE.
so. with that being said. what are your New Year’s resolutions? or are you BORING and think they’re STUPID? if you think they’re dumb, why? I’ve never understood why people think they’re dumb, I mean, if you make resolutions for yourself then you have a little list of tasks to complete throughout the year that make you the kind of person you’d want to be friends with AND!!! IT KEEPS YOU BUSY!!
- write back soon, i miss your fiery self!!!!!!!!! 🐜🐜🐜🐜
hello, bug. i suppose the year was fine. nothing to write home about.
resolutions are stupid. i'll just be as shit as i was last year with no self improvement ever and i'll die unhappy.
that said, what's your giant list of resolutions i'm sure you have, tobi?
HELLOW FIRECRACKER!!!!!!! that’s good to hear! mundane means nothing toooooo terrible happened!!! which is good! it’s good when nothing bad happens because bad things are bad :=
>:0!!! you have an unoriginal opinion that also happens to be WRONG!!!! because a opinion is popular never ever means it’s RIGHT, trend-follower! i never took you for a foolish sheeple, Rudy.. resolutions are GOOD. because with that attitude? yeah. duh. New Year’s resolutions don’t work if you don’t TRY!!! the idea is that you’re supposed to use them as a guide to get better!!! they’re like no-pressure rules to your life.
but i am SOOSOOOO SOOOO GLAD U ASKED!!!! be kinder to myself, be kinder to the people around me, visit at least three national parks this year, learn to knit, get into at least three new hobbies, go on more walks, get a new pet, start going to the gym (imagine me with MUSCLES. total hunk!), spend more time with my friends, drink less alcohol, and maybe- JUST MAYBE, if i decide this is something I can actually do, settle in to a actual building instead of living in my van. like a apartment or a house or something.
color me stoked to see all that happen.
total hunk tobi, huh? sounds like something out of a wet dream. or maybe a nightmare. hm.
well, i wish you the best of luck with those dreams. my only resolution is surviving, i guess.
you should be!!!! := if i didn't know better, id think you're like, flirting with me over here or something! iiii knoooww you'reeee not. yeahhh.... probably totally nightmarish stuff! but like, i could carry so much heavy stuff! which would be useful!!! for! something, surely! hehehe.. surviving is, too, a good goal to have! though, thats kind of the bare minimum... OOH. maybe in the new year we could get into some kind of new hobby together????? or! or! or!! i think you'd get a kick out of learning a instrument? maybe the electric bass!! or the drums! youd get to hit stuff and it sound pretty!! and, for the record, i dont need your luck, but i thank thee anyway, soldier.. o7
what, like we lezz out and start a band from the back of your van? hm, maybe.
i'm nothing if not a flirt, bug. ;))
…with me, even?
especially with you.
oh, yeah? :)
yep.
saying especially feels almost committal.
maybe that was the point.
you're bein' awful short. what's running through that bug brain?
i think you’ve done it. i think you’ve actually, actually managed to shock me.
which isn’t easy.
…wowie,
i'm a jack of many trades, my dear.
oh, shhush! im sure you’re feeling VERY proud of yourself over there. hmph. hmph!!
proud is one word for it.
proud and..?
would you like the list?
i'll just sum it up with... hopeful. if that's even a feeling my shriveled up heart can feel.
hopeful? about what?
goddamn, you ask too many questions. anyone ever tell you how annoying you are, bug?
