moonshapes

[swordsafetyy-deactivated2019092]

raccoons have people hands

[orcpiss-deactivated20181220]

or do we have raccoon hands

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

When boys show their emotions and not act closed off for no damn reason 😩😚😛😍😍😍👀😏😏💯💯🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😚😍💯💯❤️❤️❤️❤️👄👅💦 need me a freak like that 😚😚😏😏😍😍💯💯💯🙌🏽🍆💦👅

[cigaretteslutx]

me: *overthinks everything and cries*

*5 minutes later*

also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back

[fulllblownrose-blog]

It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

[melonboyy]

[medusick]

this is so wholesome 

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

honestly i just want this to spread because i’m so sick of the heteronormative narrative of ‘lol hate my wife/gf so annoying stop talking’ like… if you don’t want to hear them talk don’t be with them that’s what a relationship is i don’t

[preciouspetsmaster]

My exact Reaction to my little Lambkins when she tells me.

[melonboyy]

brah your what

[thexfiles]

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

[splders-deactivated20140819]

hey youre cute im ugly opposites attract you have to date me sorry i dont make the rules

[toastbutteregg]

ahwahreh:

me: it can only get better from here *gets worse* it… can (:onlyget better fromher e (:

[100493503004422]

me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok

[cigaretteslutx]

beekeeper:*keeps bees*

bees:*is keep*

[capacity]

*waits n expects an apology without ever bringing it up*

[cardcaptorr]

me: *suddenly turns really cold* person: whats wrong :/ what happened me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye

[thebootydiaries]

a haiku about my emotions 

☺☺☺☺☺

☹☹☹☹☹☹☹

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[dillondean]

thug life? more like hug life. come here

[trillassthugga-deactivated20201]

Me texting at night..

Them: you sleepy? Me: nahh I’m good Them: alright,, wyd Me: *falls asleep*

[connoraustin]

mom: why dont you ever go outside?

me: DA BUGS!! DA BUGS MA!!! !!

[cigaretteslutx]

in my head: constructs witty and insightful answers to interview questions for when I'm famous

ordering at a restaurant: please I the soup want