a joy forever

29 | Top 500 OW1/2 (retired lol) | computer scientist | she | president of arthur morgan | CEO of spongebob | voted worst consul of rome 3 years in a row

[cikero]

why is reading a book on the beach so goooodddd it just hits better

[overclassy]

[loubis-and-champagne]

X

[toastyglow]

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

[i-give-you-a-fish]

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

[fish-identifier]

i scrute the milkfish

[cikero]

it literally is on tubi though

[cikero]

oh my god he admit it

[cikero]

boyfriend’s boss wants to rent me jewelry for hosting tonight but like I am genuinely afraid of it being stolen or idk getting killed for it. I exclusively wear fake shit…!!!

[cikero]

Art deco is quite possibly the greatest song

[textfaucet]

Bootie shorts that say “my eyes are in here”

[ayeshaclitorica-deactivated2019]

Jennifer’s Mind

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[cikero]

BALLS to you

[cikero]

I think it’s funny when animals got clothes on

[cikero]

genuinely regularly harassed on the subway. I’m not kidding when I say riding public transit is the most dangerous thing I do as a woman. Sleeping in my car, hiking and camping alone do not come close

[cikero]

how is it acceptable that every single subway line servicing my area is down every weekend. What the fuck do I pay taxes for. Leave ONE running and it should come every 30 seconds

[qabu-deactivated20170910]

Poop is shaped like that cuz it was in ur in test tons

[gorgonsach]

i wish these university types would stop shoving their higher education in my fucking face

[kosmogrl]

[cikero]

building more housing in nyc will not make rent come down because the more housing you build the more people will want to move here. The real answer to NYCs housing crisis is other states making their cities more desirable. Demand for nyc is never down nor will it ever go down