CandiCindy's Scraps

This is where most of my sonic arts go.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: *walks in dressed up*

Damian: Looking good, Wayne.

Bruce: I've been your father for five years, why are you calling me by my last name?

Damian, looking in the mirror: I was talking to myself.

[smallmightsupremacy]

Bakugou: How long do you think it'll take?

Deku: I don’t know, three or four

Bakugou: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?

Deku: Yeah, maybe five

Bakugou: Five what?!

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Ed: I can't believe I just said that.

Winry: And now you know what the rest of us think every time you open your mouth.

[doafhat]

One second, sweetie!

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

Sonic: “Hey Tails, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?”

Tails: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.”

Sonic: “Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Knuckles.”

[kingofthehillcaps]

[chewbacca]

Rugrats (1991 — 2004)

[incorrectfmaquotes]

Fu: Did you separate the egg yolks from the egg whites?

Ling, holding up a bowl: Yes, here are the whites.

Fu: …Those are the shells.

Ling: Well, what color are they?

[batsoffthewalls]

Dick: can i be frank with you guys

Jason: sure but i don't see how changing your name is gonna help

Tim: can i still be tim

Jason: shh, let frank speak

[rayelovesincorrectquotes]

Dick: Must be hard not being able to laugh

Jason: I do have a sense of humor you know

Dick: I’ve never heard you laugh before

Jason: I’ve never heard you say anything funny

[batfamgalore]

Dick: How sure are you?

Tim: 85.56%

Dick: We’ve gone on much less.

[batfamgalore]

Dick: I’m just saying we found that phone awfully easy, and there just happens to be a threatening text on it? Come on.

Roy: So you think someone planted it in his locker?

Dick: No, I think someone put it there on purpose.

Roy: That’s what I just said.

Dick: Mine wasn’t in the form of a question, so it comes from a place of power.

[batfamgalore]

*After Dick helps Bruce solve a personal case*

Dick: You don’t feel anything?

Bruce: Closure. Indifference. Hunger.

Dick: Wow. You’re like a robot.

Bruce: Thank you! I got the same comment on my E-harmony page. So it must be true.

[batfamgalore]

Barbara: That was like that time you lost Dick at Macy’s.

Dick: You lost me at Macy’s?

Bruce: I never lost you. I just didn’t maintain visual contact.

Bruce: It was less than an hour.

[batfamgalore]

Dick: You’re not going to Bruce’s party?

Jason: Oh, I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.

[batfamgalore]

Donna(talking about Bruce): Oh, that’s tough. But fair. I can see why you have such intense daddy stuff with him.

Dick: Oh, yeah, the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues. Explain that logic!

*Everyone glares at Dick*

[batfamgalore]

Damian: What? What is this salty discharge?

Tim: Oh, my God. You’re crying.

Damian: This is horrible.

Damian: I care.