Bruce: *walks in dressed up*
Damian: Looking good, Wayne.
Bruce: I've been your father for five years, why are you calling me by my last name?
Damian, looking in the mirror: I was talking to myself.
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Bruce: *walks in dressed up*
Damian: Looking good, Wayne.
Bruce: I've been your father for five years, why are you calling me by my last name?
Damian, looking in the mirror: I was talking to myself.
Bakugou: How long do you think it'll take?
Deku: I don’t know, three or four
Bakugou: Three or four what? Days? Weeks? Months?
Deku: Yeah, maybe five
Bakugou: Five what?!
Ed: I can't believe I just said that.
Winry: And now you know what the rest of us think every time you open your mouth.
One second, sweetie!
Sonic: “Hey Tails, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?”
Tails: “I don’t know, love you, talk to you later.”
Sonic: “Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Knuckles.”
Rugrats (1991 — 2004)
Fu: Did you separate the egg yolks from the egg whites?
Ling, holding up a bowl: Yes, here are the whites.
Fu: …Those are the shells.
Ling: Well, what color are they?
Dick: can i be frank with you guys
Jason: sure but i don't see how changing your name is gonna help
Tim: can i still be tim
Jason: shh, let frank speak
Dick: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Jason: I do have a sense of humor you know
Dick: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Jason: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Dick: How sure are you?
Tim: 85.56%
Dick: We’ve gone on much less.
Dick: I’m just saying we found that phone awfully easy, and there just happens to be a threatening text on it? Come on.
Roy: So you think someone planted it in his locker?
Dick: No, I think someone put it there on purpose.
Roy: That’s what I just said.
Dick: Mine wasn’t in the form of a question, so it comes from a place of power.
*After Dick helps Bruce solve a personal case*
Dick: You don’t feel anything?
Bruce: Closure. Indifference. Hunger.
Dick: Wow. You’re like a robot.
Bruce: Thank you! I got the same comment on my E-harmony page. So it must be true.
Barbara: That was like that time you lost Dick at Macy’s.
Dick: You lost me at Macy’s?
Bruce: I never lost you. I just didn’t maintain visual contact.
Bruce: It was less than an hour.
Dick: You’re not going to Bruce’s party?
Jason: Oh, I have a conflict. It conflicts with the enjoyment of my life.
Donna(talking about Bruce): Oh, that’s tough. But fair. I can see why you have such intense daddy stuff with him.
Dick: Oh, yeah, the guy without a daddy is the one with daddy issues. Explain that logic!
*Everyone glares at Dick*
Damian: What? What is this salty discharge?
Tim: Oh, my God. You’re crying.
Damian: This is horrible.
Damian: I care.