Cinema Conspiracies

I have often wished that I had been writing down my theories and thoughts as I watched through shows and movies to see how my conspiracies change over time. This blog hopes to do exactly that, write down my thoughts as I watch through cinema and see how my theories change!

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Steven Universe: Sworn to the Sword

Oooh new intro!

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Steven Universe: Love Letters

“I ain’t write that” LMAOOOOOOO DAMN I didn’t know Garnet spoke Ebonics, where the hell she learn that from?!

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Steven Universe: Say Uncle

Well then. Cute little Easter egg episode with some real lessons about not judging strangers.

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Steven Universe: Open Book

Well….that sentiment from Connie aged like milk considering the controversy surrounding the ending of Steven Universe. That pride month controversy is why I decided to start watching the show anyways cuz I had heard it was a good show. Plus it’s got lots of queer representation even if it did essentially lead to its cancellation. A lot of characters are already queer af. Anyways…I don’t know anything else other than this so no spoilers!

I thought Connie was gonna get jealous seeing the fake Connie. But instead she was mature and took charge of the situation, seeing it for what it was. She was also very mature about Steven having a different opinion than hers. They’re both growing up.

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Steven Universe: Full Disclosure

Aw look Steven is learning how to communicate better!

Also I wonder if singing might become relevant to Steven’s powers considering his dad is a musician. Though we’ve had a couple of the gems sing too.

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Steven Universe: Jailbreak

Bruh I’m so stressed. At least they escaped easily.

I already knew about Garnet because I had seen spoilers at some point in time.

Lapis and Jasper’s fusion is called what I wonder? Either way, now a leviathan at the bottom of the sea.

I don’t think Peridot was accounted for though and that’s problematic…

Also Garnet can sing and rap how fun was that!?

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Steven Universe: The Return

Im sorry hwat…

Ok Garnet’s gems are still intact. She’ll be gone for a long time but she’s not gone for good.

I’m guessing Steven is going to be kidnapped. Holy crap what a way to end the episode. My head hurts.

I wonder why they didn’t merge into Alexandrite?

I can’t believe they got here so fast in the first place. I thought something like this would be the season finale?!

It’s crazy I did not see the gems as an alien invasion but that makes so much sense actually…

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Steven Universe: Political Power

Bruh is this a sundown town hold up LMAO what was he trying to say?!

He’s got a good point tho. Can’t control what happens but can control how the people feel about it. For better or worse…

Who even is running against the mayor anyways lol.

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Steven Universe: The Message

Absolute shit pants moment. I don’t even know how to process that information.

So Lapis is on the earth’s side then? Idk. I did say gem location is relevant to personality. Lapis’ is on her back. I’m still not sure if this could just be a trap. I’ve got no proof for that theory though.

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Steven Universe: Rose’s Scabbard

Dang everyone is

I sure as hell don’t look at any of my platonic friends like that lol.

Rose said she would “stay” and fight. So Garnet, Pearl, and Rose might have been the expedition team to see if the planet is suitable. Because that word choice implies they were going to leave by default. They decided the earth was not suitable because it has life on it. And Palpatine said “…and?” And went ahead with the project. “Return to base or else”. The pro-earth squad stood their ground and there was a civil war.

Also Pearl is a freakin gun nut basically. The way she just nerds out about battles and kind of looks at it in a detached way.

Also is lion a familiar or the other half of Rose?

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Steven Universe: Marble Madness

So the home world thought there are no more gems on earth which is probably why the home world is trying to restart the colonization. It also was implied that the homeowners expects humans to have died off by now (and been replaced with Stevens lol)

Also it seems Crystal Gems is a name they gave themselves to distinguish themselves from “gems”. Like a party affiliation? And I suppose that Pearl and them must care about earth after all then…? Even though Pearl in particular seems to look down on humans. I guess she could still view protecting earth as reluctantly taking care of toddlers…

Who is Peridot going to tattle to?! This is going to be bad. They’ll probably come back with more reinforcements or something.

We also now know that the gem war or whatever happened 6000 years ago.

I think the civil war theory is also all but proven at this point.

Still haven’t forgotten about Lapis and wondering if she’s gotten to the home world yet.

I also still can’t believe that our main trio are the only “pro human” gems. There must be others on other worlds who have life. They’re probably the only 3 on planet earth tho. But it’s hard to believe that only three people in an entire population have an opinion like this.

All of this stuff is going to cause a second civil war. We will see the other protectors of life eventually I think.

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Steven Universe: Maximum Capacity

Ahhh so a love triangle. Amethyst liked Greg but Greg liked Rose? I wonder how Greg even met either of them in the first place.

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Steven Universe: Winter Forecast

But what were the gems doing?! Trying to destroy the galaxy warp panel permanently to prevent home world from ever invading. Using a shooting star that is extremely risky?! Where did they even get a shooting star from?!

So now we have to wonder whether they actually did this or not.

Meanwhile I realized Garnet kissed his third eye.

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Steven Universe: Horror Club

OOOOOH HALLOWEEN EPISODE?!?! It’s 100 days until Halloween after all hehe.

Went back and forth a bit wondering if this was all a setup or not. It became apparent it wasn’t when Lars’ name was on the wall and fry guy didn’t expect Lars to come in the first place.

Wonder what kind of gem that was and how it got trapped in the house.

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Steven Universe: On The Run

SO THE CONSPIRACY THEORIST IS PROBABLY RIGHT?!?!?!

Also Pearl didn’t mention Amethyst and Amethyst was making a face and walked off.

And here I thought that Pearl was the reformed confederate.

“Made on Earth”?!?!

Why are there so many holes…

Bad gems made more bad gems?!

WHAT IS GOING ON 😭

Some gem overlords want to mine earth to oblivion to make more gems. And some gems like Garnet and Pearl and Rose disagreed with this because the world had life on it.

And at some point in time Garnet and Pearl must have found Amethyst.

And Peridot and maybe Lapis are colonialists?

So who is the Emperor Palpatine in this establishment?

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Steven Universe: Future Vision

I was going to say that Steven developed agoraphobia or became a hypochondriac but neither of those definitions technically fit. I think real bad general anxiety fits tho heh.

I wonder what ramifications this new info has for past episodes now. If it explains something serendipitous before. But nothing comes to mind necessarily.

Garnet gave Steven the benefit of the doubt about the portals while Pearl was so dead set that Steven was wrong. I suppose her future vision could have been at play.

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Steven Universe: Alone Together

YO THAT WAS GAY AF WITH THE WALL?!?! 😳😳😳

I mean Pearl did cover Steven’s eyes when Amethyst and Garnet fused.

Also all the gems we’ve met so far are female presenting. I wonder if that will continue to be true.

“Inappropriate”…bruh. What does Pearl think of Steven’s existence?!

Apparently Stevani is hot to everyone cuz everybody blushing! Got everyone swooning.