CINEMOCK

a B-Movie Heckler's Paradise

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Aerobicide

Death by boobs. Not a bad way to go honestly.

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Night of the Demons

Alice is not in Wonderland this time. More like a rejected episode of the twilight zone.

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Mad Max

(Italian poster, George Miller, Village Roadshow Pictures, 1979)

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Just a sick house poster for an Italian cut of Mad Max. It's a b-movie for sure with the low budget. However, it's actually pretty good.

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Empire of the B’s

A giant book chronicling the history and filmography of B-Movie mogul Charles Band. If anyone’s looking to buy yours truly a gift, look no further.

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Battledogs

Has to be better than the damn dirty Planet of the Apes movie coming out this summer.

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A poster and some lobby cards for the 1964 Monster Muscial 

“The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living And Became Mixed-Up Zombies”.

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It's a musical? Sounds like the best thing to hit the scene up until the Michael Jackson Thriller video.

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Codename Jaguar

I told you I needed more shirtless dudes in jeans. The hell is going on with his right foot though? It's twisted well beyond its comfort zone.

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Weirdest trailer I've ever seen. Gratuitous nature scenes, occasionally a redhead with a backpack, and some dude drinking out of a can. Two text slides about missing persons.

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American Commandos

Needs more shirtless men with bullet scarves.

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The Invasion of the Vampires

When did we make this transition in our folklore where we no longer believed vampires were from outer space? It's really kind of interesting that this belief is totally forgotten now. What's more interesting is that they made full nightgowns in sheer fabric!

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Dark Angel

Ain't nothin' dark about Dolph. Should have called it Dolph Angel.

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Rico

That headline should have had one more "turned" phrase. Turned his family dead, turned his family into meat, turns out his family's dead, turned around to see his family butchered, etc. Terrible. I would have preferred a 90-minute Rico Suave music video with the song on loop.

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The Clown at Midnight

Biopic about Conan O'Brien

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Cabin Fever 3: Patient Zero

I remember the mistake of watching the first Cabin Fever with my mother in the room. It was the equivalent of watching a porno with the amount of sex and nudity in it. Awkward laughter and moments ensured. DO NOT WANT!!!

source: Monster Crap

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Curse of the Blue Lights

The story of some poor K-mart shopper getting stuck in the middle of a blue light special.

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Not Goblin - THE Goblin. Now I can’t stop saying stuff like “oh this movie has music by tha Goblin, don’cha know” in a Midwestern mom voice.

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Contamination

Well if it has The Goblin scoring it, it has to be at least half decent, right?

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Bloody Moon

Say Cheese! Just looks like she's standing behind a cardboard cutout of bloody scissors.