A force of nature and certified chaos bringer

i haven't posted my Very Funny Content in months and im about to make it everyone's problem

Do you need help?

#i'm all for chaos

I have put santa hats on the soldats

this is great

so… how do things work around here?? like what do i gotta do

uhh there aren't really any rules in my factory aside from don't break shit and help out when asked

The soldats won’t attack you if you have cat ears on, also keep a tennis ball on you for lycans. Also if you see a two tailed cat, don’t panic, she is Sergeant Copper of House Heisenberg and very much under the protection of the soldats

If one were to suddenly obtain the carcass of one of those really big fuzzy lycans that walk on all fours, what would be the recommended solution to disposing of it?

-Swanon

Leave it a few minutes. Should turn into a crystal. Sell it to duke and get yourself a nice sword or smth

swanon

I bit it

Tbf, I was hongry after smacking 15 or so lycans across the head with my hammer

swan i am extremely proud

I wake up form a nap and you guys are having a party without me? Rude -Cinnamon

hey cinna

hi boss

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

swanon

I know how to make tea.

I'll bring you some, don't get too cold

Thank you swan, you are probably the only reason I'm still alive and not too badly hurt

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

how dare you name your car clementine Citrus fruit are my gimmick

Also bro he just got you a car??

I named the car after you because you never get hurt. It's a good luck charm (I hope)

I’ll allow it then 🔴🔴 Though I don’t know if the car is gonna even move if its old AND rusty. Sounds a little hard to fix to me

I mean it can't be older than Lord Heisenberg.

Also at least it gives me something to do considering that i'm not allowed to go to the village

If the car was older then boss, I feel like we’d be better of selling it to some weird billionaire in America that collects cars from the like

30s

But it is probably a good idea to keep you occupied. At least your chaos will be contained to one area.

#i am gonna make this car FLOAT

The zombies make life more entertaining. Speaking of, should we start decorating for the spooky month?

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

how dare you name your car clementine Citrus fruit are my gimmick

Also bro he just got you a car??

I named the car after you because you never get hurt. It's a good luck charm (I hope)

I’ll allow it then 🔴🔴 Though I don’t know if the car is gonna even move if its old AND rusty. Sounds a little hard to fix to me

I mean it can't be older than Lord Heisenberg.

Also at least it gives me something to do considering that i'm not allowed to go to the village

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

how dare you name your car clementine Citrus fruit are my gimmick

Also bro he just got you a car??

#please bring me something warm it's freezing out here #how the fuck did he get a car here #it's my baby now #i'm naming it Clementine

I named the car after you because you never get hurt. It's a good luck charm (I hope)

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

Lord Heisenberg, would yo happen to be familiar with Marvel movies.

I’ve heard the term before but I have no fucking clue what it refers to

Alright. We’re gonna have a movie night. I think you’ll get some nice ideas for new projects

swanon

Listen, Lord Heisenberg, if we procure the gems, you make the gauntlet, fair?

I was hoping for an iron man suit

Lord Heisenberg, would yo happen to be familiar with Marvel movies.

I’ve heard the term before but I have no fucking clue what it refers to

Alright. We're gonna have a movie night. I think you'll get some nice ideas for new projects

Lord Heisenberg, would yo happen to be familiar with Marvel movies.

How were you taken into Miranda’s family? (Sorry for all the ask))

Hoooohboy okay this was bound to be asked eventually, time to get into my backstory I guess. By now I don't remember much of the Before Times, but Im pretty sure my memory of my first encounter with her is pretty solid

Tw for me dropping my traumatic backstory and human experimentation

I was taken in when I was young, about 17 I think, miranda told me I was 'gifted' and 'one of the most intelligent kids she'd seen in the village' or some shit, and asked that I help her out with some science experiments she was doing. So I agreed, it was a great opportunity at the time. Turned out the experiments were being done on humans. I asked her if that's how alcina happened (she was the only Lord at the time), and she explained that yes, alcina was the result of her experimentation, and that she wanted to use me as a vessel for a new type of experiment. I said no, given the obvious danger I was in, but that didn't get me anywhere. Miranda did the thing she does where she yells and grows like 15 extra pairs of wings. Horrified, I froze, apologised and swore to stay still while she did her twisted experiments.

That's how miranda 'adopted' me

Dad do you need a hug

(The text is a reference to this post )

After almost a full month, I finally drew that cat au thing I was talking about.

Did you know: I cant draw animals and thats why this took me a month!

Anyway searching for cats was fun, though it did take a bit to not make all of them look the same, considering that before this I only knew how to draw one (1) kind of cat.

So we got: @cinnanon , @swanon and then citrus

The heisenpurr design and cat au in general is by @professionallydeadinside

(One of these days I should probably link my art blog on here, since this is just for rp and the off mod comment.)