Citrus Anon, now in colour

If one were to suddenly obtain the carcass of one of those really big fuzzy lycans that walk on all fours, what would be the recommended solution to disposing of it?

-Swanon

Leave it a few minutes. Should turn into a crystal. Sell it to duke and get yourself a nice sword or smth

I bit it

Tbf, I was hongry after smacking 15 or so lycans across the head with my hammer

#I'm pulling my one bad influence card #I have become chaos after that power high #Citric rambles

Try to eat the crystal. See if it’s edible.

Forgot that my role is punisher of simps, jailer of horny.

Guess I have another job to do and I can't just do my evil little experiments on the lycans all day :pensive:

#Citric rambles #I am mostly joking #But I will be watching #I took the simp free factory for granted

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

how dare you name your car clementine Citrus fruit are my gimmick

Also bro he just got you a car??

I named the car after you because you never get hurt. It's a good luck charm (I hope)

I’ll allow it then 🔴🔴 Though I don’t know if the car is gonna even move if its old AND rusty. Sounds a little hard to fix to me

I mean it can't be older than Lord Heisenberg.

Also at least it gives me something to do considering that i'm not allowed to go to the village

If the car was older then boss, I feel like we’d be better of selling it to some weird billionaire in America that collects cars from the like

30s

But it is probably a good idea to keep you occupied. At least your chaos will be contained to one area.

The zombies make life more entertaining. Speaking of, should we start decorating for the spooky month?

#Citric rambles #I do love donning the orange look #I've been lemony for a while #some orange will do me good #ooo maybe I could go with blood orange #even if thats red #its spooky after all

While I’d love to start donning the orange and black look, I do believe we should be asking boss this.

He’s probably gonna say yes, since despite all his short comings he is a pretty solid guardian figure, but this is still his factory.

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

how dare you name your car clementine Citrus fruit are my gimmick

Also bro he just got you a car??

I named the car after you because you never get hurt. It's a good luck charm (I hope)

I’ll allow it then 🔴🔴 Though I don’t know if the car is gonna even move if its old AND rusty. Sounds a little hard to fix to me

I mean it can't be older than Lord Heisenberg.

Also at least it gives me something to do considering that i'm not allowed to go to the village

#Citric rambles #the factory is pretty big #theres stuff to do #idk why you need a car to be entertained #I mean there are also mecha zombies #which does make this a little bit less entertaining

If the car was older then boss, I feel like we’d be better of selling it to some weird billionaire in America that collects cars from the like

30s

But it is probably a good idea to keep you occupied. At least your chaos will be contained to one area.

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

how dare you name your car clementine Citrus fruit are my gimmick

Also bro he just got you a car??

I named the car after you because you never get hurt. It's a good luck charm (I hope)

#Citric rambles #I have been known to be a good luck charm #but a car probably older then us?#might be a bit hard to deal with

I’ll allow it then 🔴🔴 Though I don’t know if the car is gonna even move if its old AND rusty. Sounds a little hard to fix to me

So Duke brought me a old rusty car. If you need me I'll be working in the tent outside.

#Citric rambles #having a car means things are gonna happen #also damn everyone is someones favourite #the duke gets you a car #aunt d has called swan her theoretical favourite #I am just sitting here like 🔴🔴

how dare you name your car clementine Citrus fruit are my gimmick

Also bro he just got you a car??

Am I allowed to go and try to find out if lycans can be domesticated?

~ Citrus anon, science on the brain...

You're allowed to, but if you end up hurt dont say I didn't warn you

I mean, so far the lycans haven't attacked me and whenever they're close I havent really been a threat to them.

As long as I keep showing them I'm not one, this should go well.

Stop.

Hammer time.

#citric rambles #lets be real here you have a weapon and i dont #i cant really stop you

If you beat up the lycans I'm trying to train, I will fucking cry.

Am I allowed to go and try to find out if lycans can be domesticated?

~ Citrus anon, science on the brain...

You're allowed to, but if you end up hurt dont say I didn't warn you

#citric rambles #also who do i look like swan?

I mean, so far the lycans haven't attacked me and whenever they're close I havent really been a threat to them.

As long as I keep showing them I'm not one, this should go well.

The metal dragon is done fucking finally

Time to burn things

#Citric rambles #I start burning up like a vampire in sunlight as soon as the temperature reaches 30+°c #actually more like 40 degrees but semantics yknow

Please don’t burn anything inside the factory, I can’t handle high temperatures

(The text is a reference to this post )

After almost a full month, I finally drew that cat au thing I was talking about.

Did you know: I cant draw animals and thats why this took me a month!

Anyway searching for cats was fun, though it did take a bit to not make all of them look the same, considering that before this I only knew how to draw one (1) kind of cat.

So we got: @cinnanon , @swanon and then citrus

The heisenpurr design and cat au in general is by @professionallydeadinside

(One of these days I should probably link my art blog on here, since this is just for rp and the off mod comment.)

#lemod rambles #still proud of that tag #citric art #i did think of cat pun names for these #cinnamewn nyan and kitrus #swan is a really hard name to cat pun-iffy #also i apologise for the lack of expression #inam not used to drawing cats with mouthes #maybe I'll draw more of this in the future

Donna stopped by and brought flowers :) (Also weed but I’m not sharing)

I’m gonna bite you if you don’t give me weed.

m i n e (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Square tf up

You better be ready to catch these hands and feet and teeth (and a knife)

Can you take it outside?

The factory is already messy enough

Don’t worry I’ll clean up after my victory And a joint

You’ll be picking up your teeth with broken fingers, that joint is mine.

Once we’re done you’re gonna have to ask Potato to blend all your meals into a smoothie and drink it with a straw for weeks

You’ll have to have Lord Heisenberg make you a whole wheel chair just for you

Swan I will push you into the pit with Strum, back off

And I will win.

I am gonna tell Auntie D that you stole her jewel armband. Good luck trying to be her favorite

I’d like to see you try. While we were conversing, I told Auntie D you were responsible for stealing some of her jewellery.

Nuh uh, that was Citrus. I am perfectly innocent of taking part in any robbing

#lemod rambles #y ye get it #like #lemon but #with mod #I'm hilarious ik

Way to throw me under the bus, Cinnamon.

#citric rambles

Mod Post here

So i cant stop thinking about @/professionallydeadinside’s cat AU and I kinda wanna draw the squad as cats now

Would yall be ok with that?

Donna stopped by and brought flowers :) (Also weed but I’m not sharing)

I’m gonna bite you if you don’t give me weed.

m i n e (ง'̀-‘́)ง

Square tf up

You better be ready to catch these hands and feet and teeth (and a knife)

#Citric rambles #Also that way we could momotize it and the Villiers could watch and place bets

Can you take it outside?

The factory is already messy enough

plot twist I can control metal music too

Technically if we got some speakers and a disc full of metal music into auntie D’s castle you could turn it on and off as well as control the volume even without your powers, just make a similar speaker system like the one in the factory

You're a genius. Give me a few days and a lot of med kits, it shall be done

It’s an old castle with high ceilings and lots of echo, give me the speakers I can climb up there to place them while you distract her

Hey, not to be the voice of reason but, maybe don't mess with aunt D in a way like that?

Idk just feel like it would kinda be a bit

Too dangerous?

Bold of you to assume I'd let her

I mean, I'm not, I'm just saying that the risk is a bit too high

High risk, low fun

It's not very rewarding.

It would be very fun for me

#citric rambles #Chaos is good I will admit

I'll live a little if you make your plans more subtle and less

Poke a bull with a sharp stick.

If we go for subtle messing and maybe just moving things around her castle just enough to irritate her, I might join in

plot twist I can control metal music too

Technically if we got some speakers and a disc full of metal music into auntie D’s castle you could turn it on and off as well as control the volume even without your powers, just make a similar speaker system like the one in the factory

You're a genius. Give me a few days and a lot of med kits, it shall be done

It’s an old castle with high ceilings and lots of echo, give me the speakers I can climb up there to place them while you distract her

Hey, not to be the voice of reason but, maybe don't mess with aunt D in a way like that?

Idk just feel like it would kinda be a bit

Too dangerous?

Bold of you to assume I'd let her

#citric rambles #I know that you're a good dad and that you wouldn't let her kill us #And I trust your abilities and reflexes #I just don't want to test her

I mean, I'm not, I'm just saying that the risk is a bit too high

High risk, low fun

It's not very rewarding.

plot twist I can control metal music too

Technically if we got some speakers and a disc full of metal music into auntie D’s castle you could turn it on and off as well as control the volume even without your powers, just make a similar speaker system like the one in the factory

You're a genius. Give me a few days and a lot of med kits, it shall be done

It’s an old castle with high ceilings and lots of echo, give me the speakers I can climb up there to place them while you distract her