ITSSSSS SHOWTIME-!!
NAMES CIPHER-JUICE! BUT PLEASE, CALL ME JUICE! or beetle. for some reason we just- started calling me beetle.
Multiverse's NUMBER ONE!!! BIOEXORIST!!
Gotta problem with the living? JUST SAY MY NAME 3 TIMES! OR DRAW MY WHEEL!
technically, i aint a bill, so DONT CALL ME ONE!.
Basic backstory: juice always had issues. As a child he caused problems for the fun of it. Not only that, he could see beyond the 2nd dimension, he could see the stars, the favorite that he saw being Betelgeuse.. after the destruction of his home, leaving it as nothing but ash, billy is left alone. As he grew older and dropped the first name, he learned he was pretty damn good at getting rid of the living. He's not quite alive, but he's not quite dead, and he's haunted by his past mistakes. He knows what he's done. And he avoids it by being a major P.O.S! and oh man does this guy got DRAMA! Current story: after one too many job FUMBLES, He decides to lay low in a dimension. little does he know, that dimension was housing his old pal @imthebestcharacter618. Juice plays it cool and pretends like he hasn't been gone for years. pretends he and steve hadn't... well, you know. @imbackbilly HATES our man beetle, and is also salty that beetle is his daughter's favorite <3. after a argument with steve, and both sides apologizing, saying words that they.. didnt say before, Steve moves in with beetle! its just like old times. they both missed this, missed each other. but its completely platonic guys! they both swear it! beetle is just uh- a little 'sick', ya know? can a ghost get sick? Wow! Get a load of THIS GUY! finally he's dating Steve! Only took us a few trillion years! They ain't perfect, far from it, but their happy. Steve makes Beetle want to be a better man and Beetle makes Steve feel.. safe.
Fun facts about him:
🪲 Based on the Beetlejuice cartoon, with influences from the movies!
🪲 calls everyone toots or Babes, no matter your gender. WILL call you it more if he knows it bothers you
🪲 he doesn't have a set universe! Kinda just floats around, pay check to pay check
🪲 a bigger scam than Stan/j
🪲 will flirt with any and all fords. He finds it funny to make em fluster or piss them off
🪲 breaks the 4th wall for fun. He knows what you are btw.
🪲 doesn't TECHNICALLY have his own Ford. He did have a Ford he made a deal with before that Ford basically locked his ass out of that dimension.
🪲 do not let him into any kitchen it will be gone when he's done
🪲 not evil, not good either. He's just here to fuck around and have a damn good laugh.
🪲 his existence was the fault of a fever dream and @the-triangle-witch/hj








