art hoe

artists™ used to live here IG : @fatherrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (its 15 r's i checked)

[catsfurever]

get u a girl who cant do either

[everything-ghana]

[blackgirlsvevo]

me, sweating my ass off: just sportin some of nature’s highlighter :) got that summer goddess #gleaux, aphrodite tell me how this ass taste

[blackgirlsvevo]

me, sweating my ass off: just sportin some of nature’s highlighter :) got that summer goddess #gleaux, aphrodite tell me how this ass taste

[cali-cocaine]

[lapotencia55]

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

[officiallightningmcqueen]

please read this whole thing.

[cirixlla]

take all the time in the world

[jackisreallycool]

[nakamorijuan]

ムーン・クライシス・メイク・アップ Moon Crisis, Make Up

[nonewingedangel]

Pandora… This is our home. They say it’s a wasteland, that it’s dangerous, that only a fool would search for something of value here. Then perhaps I am a fool.

[yermemeblog]

[cirixlla]

when life is a banana

[nintendo-stuff]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by not knowing physics

Obligatory: this happened years ago just after high school.

Backstory: I worked at a pizza place throughout high school and burnt my hands… A lot. I also used to grab electrical fences for fun. I’m not a smart kid. Turns out I don’t have much sensation left in my hands, at the time though, I hadn’t realized just how bad it was.

The FU: I got an internship at the local college for physics and one of the professors loved to do demonstrations. For one of them he put a metal ring around a post, ran a current through the post which made a magnetic field and wills shoot the ring in the air. Cool stuff. Now, he poses a challenge, anyone that can hold the ring on the post for 60 second gets a Snickers bar. Of course I accept. Now, you may know what’s gonna happen here, but I didn’t. My thought process went, magnets, force, hard to hold, I’ll just hold the post and the ring can’t fly off, yes? Yes. I was right. But there’s a problem. Heat. Keeping that ring there actually required almost no force, but the longer it stayed, the hotter it got. Now, remember my backstory? I got shit 30 seconds in and smelt burning flesh. And it all clicked.

TL;DR did stupid shit as a kid, didn’t know physics, burnt my hands, professor felt bad, got two Snickers bars, became physicist.

By: Stormon

Check out more TIFU: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

[sad-keanus-left-nostril]

game: use the crouch button to sneak past guards.

me:

[sodmerow]

atlas noodle doodle 

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

how many followers do you need before someone randomly draws you

[pandoraas-deactivated20180227]

Video Game Meme: [1/3] Series → Borderlands 

“Certain warriors came to Pandora in droves to uncover its hidden secrets. Some would call them adventurers. Others call them fools. But I…call them Vault Hunters.”