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[currentlyonfire]

I hate these educational Cat in the Hat things where the Cat in the Hat teaches you shit about, like, healthy food or whatever. The Cat in the Hat is a chaotic neutral home invader whose information is highly questionable at best.

[microsoftbob]

[babil6]

[princefaery]

dogs will not eat your homework they are too smart for that

[princefaery]

i had a dream, which i woke up from to make this post i guess, where i was trying to make my dog eat my textbook so i wouldnt have to do my homework and he said “to hurt knowledge in any of its forms is an act of mindless destruction and i will not have it”. i don’t even have a dog

[cirkets]

sun fei fei and ming xi as chinese vampire sisters with great hair

[cirkets]

albus potter in memes

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[feedmerightmeow]

I’m not bringing your food in the bed. This is not mothers day and you are not a mother.

[andhaunts]

potters + onion headlines

[cirkets]

POSTING ANOTHER WANTED AD im all up in this tag today

this is rly short but basically i’ve always thought it would be cool? fun? creepy (and yet fun in a creepy way?) to have a stalker for albus, someone who rly likes famous people / the potters and SOMEHOW just latched onto albus despite all his nerdiness. sends him weird admiring / threatening letters, posts candids she/he/they takes of him on the internet, and even causing trouble with his romantic life (ha albus has one???) potentially

this idea is rly vague and open but LOOK I HAVE A TAG and even a MIX for u (tho the mix is super old so lol i dont think most of the youtube links work anymore)

[princefaery]

dogs will not eat your homework they are too smart for that

[princefaery]

i had a dream, which i woke up from to make this post i guess, where i was trying to make my dog eat my textbook so i wouldnt have to do my homework and he said “to hurt knowledge in any of its forms is an act of mindless destruction and i will not have it”. i don’t even have a dog

[cirkets]

               WHO ARE THE FREAKS AND THE GEEKS?

actually, it’s just “freaks and geeks,” thank you very much. and it’s not like albus ever sanctioned the name, anyway.

basically, this is a wanted ad for al’s friend group! ~legend has it~ that they were formed bc albus started playing wizard’s chess (which he is very good at, btw!) with one or two ppl in a common room/area, and soon this attracted some more interested passersby. eventually this unofficial chess club became an official group of friends, and they’ve been hanging out ever since. 

they’re (jokingly) the anti bro club bc like the name suggests, the group is mainly a bunch of outcasts, weirdos, and nerds. that doesn’t mean u shouldn’t join if u don’t think ur char fits the mold, though! in previous rp’s al’s best friend has been a ~cool party bro type (aka the exact opposite of al??? how did they even become friends) so if u want to offer up a yang to al’s ying i’d totally be down for that as well :) ur character would just have to be ok with occasional chess matches lmao.

ESSENTIALLY characters & plots are very open so just hmu if ur interested!

members:

hugo weasley (played by cait)

nella zabini (played by lottie)

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[boku-tachi-blog]

A MIX FOR A STALKER; someone has an obsessive crush on albus potter and isn’t afraid to show it (through the internet, of course).

1. I WILL POSSESS YOUR HEART - DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE 2. I TURN MY CAMERA ON - SPOON 3. OBSESSION - ANIMOTION 4. EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE - THE POLICE 5. THE MORE YOU IGNORE ME, THE CLOSER I GET - MORRISSEY 6. PAPARAZZI (ACOUSTIC) - LADY GAGA 7. VALENTINE - FIONA APPLE

[tetratheripper]

I can’t stop drawing Scourge Sisters. Hoodie Sisters here.

(And It’s transparent!)

[elanorpam]

a late birthday gift to amischiefofmice. Vriska doing the vriska thing :U

[boku-tachi-blog]

[cirkets]

anais mali as winnifred “freddie” church (?), ministry worker, mid-late twenties, biggest slacker, swag on fleek

“swag on fleek” thats what the cool kids are saying these days right

(spoiler alert i am rl albus and i am not cool enough to be playing this char)

IM NGL SHE IS A CUTIE like even tho she thinks (knows) she’s all that, she’s still rly...cute? rly into herself but it’s endearing u feel

god she hates work WORK IS AWFUL. it’s not bc she’s an awful person who wishes harm upon other ppl it’s frankly just bc she’s never had to work for anything in her life?? honestly life has been pretty easy for her since she’s gotten by on her charm & charisma

also she has a hard time sitting still and paperwork is BORING so she’s much more invested in coming up with creative ways to avoid work. she’s become rly practiced in falling asleep in positions that make her look like she’s doing work but u know...she’s not (falling asleep with a pen in her hand) (keeled over an open cabinet drawer in a way that looks like she’s filing paperwork)

she’s a fun and loyal friend tho!! she’s a bit of a hard partier but she will also look out for u and MAKE SURE U HAVE A CLUBBING BUDDY and get u home (more or less) safe

still, an irresponsible adult in other areas (such as, when was the last time she cooked a meal for herself? when was the last time she filed taxes? nooooo one knows)

less awkward stefon all like “ok london’s HOTTEST CLUB IS,” strong arms every she knows into partying late into the night with her

uses so many emojis in her messages & texts (◕‿◕✿)  (◡‿◡✿)  (｡◕‿◕｡)

fashion is [5 thumbs up emojis]

im NOT SURE how up to date with muggle tech the wizards are but if they are......yo dis gurl is all over social media man....every conceivable site

these are very preliminary thoughts so i haven’t gotten everything hammered down yet but i think she will try to be entrepreneurial like tom?? bc she is super creative and she has ideas coming out of the kazoo