Ruler Straight blog

[cishet-offical]

Hello, I am a Cisgender heterosexual man

I enjoy activities such as

-Golf

-Hockey games

-My wife

-My eldest daughter

-My sphinx daughter @sphinx-offical

-My baby daughter

-My son

-My other child @toaster-waffle-official

-Various other children

-Being a gay ally

-Canada

OOC

Hello! I'm @cedar-is-a-nerd and I made this for shits and giggles, because I am neither straight nor cis

TAGS

just my posts: #Cishet posting or #Cishet offical

Any lore that might arise: #Cishet lore

RULES

Don't be freaky towards me, I am in highschool. Yes you may threaten to steal straight man's wife

Be respectful

No hate speech

Just be nice, m'kay?

if you are, transphobic (of any kind), homophobic, racist, in support of ANYONE commiting a genocide, or a Trump supporter, please Unkindly piss off💖

These might change in the future :)

[cishet-offical]

Mod here

For those who have gotten termed: I hope you can all get your accounts back, the officalverse is one of my favourite parts of Tumblr, even if I'm not very active in it anymore. There's always the possibility that the only reason I haven't gotten termed is because my account is roleplaying a cishet white man, I personally don't know much about the terminations going on

And incase I get termed for whatever reason: I don't post on here much anymore, but I made this account during a rough part of my life. I was going back into school after a horrible end of year before, and it was a month before school started. This was a lot of my escape for a while. Then in around October or November, I was taken out of the public school system to be homeschooled while they got me into an alternative school. I don't post much on here anymore, but to every single one of my followers, you made my life so much better for those horrible months.

I hope everyone can get their accounts back, and to those who can't I wish you the best of luck

The officalverse WILL SURVIVE

[cishet-offical]

Is the sun straight?



Personally I think astronomical bodies are beyond gender and sexuality

But by that definition any romantic love from them wouldn't be straight, so no, the sun isn't straight

[cishet-offical]

Hello fellow cishet!

I am am also a cishet man! Women are so nice and it is so nice being a man!

/joke

Agreed :)

[caspercryptid]

New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep

[caspercryptid]

Worse sleep. That was meant to say worse sleep

[caspercryptid]

I Am So Fucking Tired

[caspercryptid]

Literally immediately after reblogging this to correct it I went "wow, it has a reblog already?" And got all the way to checking my notifs before I realized. That it was me.

[caspercryptid]

I actually wasn't that far off you guys

[caspercryptid]

HOLY SHIT THE POST IS SAVED

[caspercryptid]

Anyway horse sleep: sleep, but horse. Worse. Sleep but worse. Definitely one of the two.

[caspercryptid]

We shall have a summer wedding

[cishet-offical]

Update: I've heard Tiffany screaming for a while and it just stopped, so she is either dead or asleep

[cishet-offical]

Today is "Release Tiffany into the woods" day!

[cishet-offical]

Mod Speaking: Thank you for 200 followers! Apologies I missed it lol

[cishet-offical]

Ao3 is down

In other news, Tiffany has bitten me

I may have rabies

[fay-offical]

If I bite you then it'll be a definitely?

Would you prefer that?

[cishet-offical]

No thank you, however I appreciate the offer :)

[cishet-offical]

tea or coffee?

Tea :)

[cishet-offical]

t?

T. 🙂‍↕️

[belphegor-offical]

Officals! Reblog with the reason you chose your name.

Mine is bcus I'm awful at switching between blogs and being inactive is in character for the Sin of Sloth.

Also one of the only deadly sins that wasn't already taken and I wanted to be one of them

Tags bcus I wanna see at least a few replies:

@satan-offical @odd-masked-man-offical @lemon-offical @da-police-offical @evil-duck-offical @evil-bread-offical @asbestos-official @homosexuality-offical

[da-police-offical]

Won't lie... I just thought telling people 'for the love of God, no you can't do that, that's illegal?!' would be a fun way to spend my time.

I was right. It is.

[laciffo-natas]

Uhhhhh

So like. I was bored. And it was right before Christmas break

So I was scrolling through Satan's blog and I was like man. I love Satan. I wonder what she would do if I made a blog that was completely backwards of hers

(at this time I did not know about the officalverse or satan-officai or anyone else like that)

So I made the blog (extremely surprised the username wasn't taken) :D

[ham-sandwich-consumer-offical]

Twas silly

[cishet-offical]

Mod Speaking:

I'm trans and not straight so I thought it would be funny to roleplay a cishet guy

[cishet-offical]

I heared you like rats? :o

May I show you some of my rats? :3

Oh yes please :)

[beansandsausages32]

YIPPIE! (Under the cut cause big images + some people may not like rats)

Toob rat :3

Toob Rat 2 :3

Rat on hide :3

[cishet-offical]

I love them

[cishet-offical]

I heared you like rats? :o

May I show you some of my rats? :3

Oh yes please :)

[burning-britain-official]

Tag game

Name a phobia you thought was rarer but is more common than you thought?

I'll start

Tye fear of butterfly's

@eredin-offical @bunny-slippers-offical @advosart @an-angel-offical @an-australian-offical @someone-official @no-one-offical

[someone-official]

Trypophobia. Never knew it was that common.

@paranoia-offical @seraphim-offical @no-head-offical

[paranoia-offical]

Coulrophobia, the fear of clowns. I rather LIKE clowns, actually.

@kingkit7734 @dying-pen-offical @nurse-offical @algae122 @hopeless-romantic-teen-official @obsesseddemonlord-offical

[obsesseddemonlord-offical]

I don’t really know, I guess agoraphobia? (fear of leaving one’s home)

@i-am-a-fish @white-boy-offical @capgras-delusion-offical @salamander-offical (Yes I know these tags are random it’s because I forgot I was following these lovely individuals)

[capgras-delusion-offical]

someone already said trypophobia, but seriously I had no idea it was as common as it is. Maybe it's because things with many holes/dots in/on them are typically unnatural or a sign of disease/injury? perhaps a lot of people feel uncomfortable or horrified at it because of that.

thank you for the tag!!

@james-offical @cishet-offical @amnesia-offical @moth-offical @adhd-offical + open tags!

[cishet-offical]

Musophobia, fear of Mice and Rats. I knew some people had it, but the percentage is higher than I expected! I love rats :(

@toaster-waffle-offical @ena-offical +Open tags!

[cishet-offical]

Get this, buddy,

in the Sportsball Game, Red Sportsball Team won against Green Sportsball Team 18-12. As a fan of Green Team, I am very upset and am claiming that there was cheating involved

I am now looking to you, my fellow straight cisgender male acquaintance, to affirm my ridiculous conspiracy

straight acquaintence will remember whether you agree or disagree

a [make a non-committal noise]

b [agree enthusiastically]

x [disagree rationally]

y [shout "NUMBSKULL"]

A (Non-commital noise)

I don't know enough about green or red team, as I'm personally more of a blue team fan. I will look into this more however, I'm sure you wouldn't accuse for no reason, so I'm trusting you.

[cishet-offical]

hi. Did you catch to sportsball game? That ref was way outa line. Sportsball Player should have gotten the sportsballpoint

-straight acquaintance

No, I was re watching a hockey game :(

I'd love to hear about it though!