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you, a boring citizen: man i hate my corporate job, but i guess i need it to survive

nanami kento: man i hate my corporate job. guess i’ll go back to being a wizard

#its funny because in his mind there were truly no other choices #it was either salaryman or sexy curse exorcist #in another universe he decided to work at a bakery only to get free bread #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #nanami

thank you maki zenin for teaching me that the only guys i should allow in my life are the cringe angsty losers who don’t mind being insulted and called babygirl in public

yuta okkotsu i am looking directly at you

#happy birthday queen #maki zenin #zenin maki #yuta okkotsu #okkotsu yuta #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

You are a genius

omg sukuna’s nail tech drop the cuticle treatment routine

#btw im not being inactive due to lack of brain cell activity #im just cosplaying as gojo and maintaining a vow of idleness until he is released from the box #it’s art #it’s devotion #not everyone gets it #jjk

me: hmm i wonder if kenjaku has a deeply personal or philosophical reason to carry out his 2000 year old plan. i mean, this shit takes commitment.

kenjaku: HEAR ME OUT! what if... i ruined everyone’s halloween plans?

#forget the plot #he did all that just to make tengen and gojo look goofy #is this your strongest sorcerer??? is this your GOD????#that's weak as fuck #yes yes he's a showoff and what about it???#i've seen people on tumblr call him kenny but i always think they're talking about kenny ackerman #ohhh happy belated birthday levi. i forgot lol #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #kenjaku

“gege hates women” “all major female characters in jjk get killed” NOT MY GIRL MAKI!! YOU GUYS STAY SAFE THO!!! MY WIFE IS ALWAYS BEATING THE DEAD ALLEGATIONS WITH EASE!!!!

#every night i go to sleep knowing gege had about twenty chances to get rid of her #yet she thrives to this day #where's the volume cover though??? no i will never shut up about that #ugh gege does piss me off sometimes #in his mind he probably can't kill her off now because she looks like toji and god knows that man gets turned on by toji's silhouette alone #OKAY ENOUGH #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #maki zenin #zenin maki

jjk 208 spoilers

holy shit. cannot believe i waited weeks to see yuki and choso rock kenjaku’s shit, only for him to take out tengen IN SECONDS and leave him disintegrating into a vagina tree, looking like fetus voldemort from the deathly hallows

#ho ho ho merry christmas you cunts #i’m not actually mad at the chapter i mean it’s not like kenjaku could’ve died now #but damn tengen really is pathetic #why does he look kinda ripped in that last panel tho #nah optical illusion #oh i forgot tengen is technically a woman #oh whatever bro #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #tengen #kenjaku

LMFAO???? NOT TENGEN BEING WOKE TO DODGE CRIMINAL CHARGES??

“i’m such a gojo kinnie” “i’m such a megumi kinnie” NO. you are tengen bitch. you are a secluded, weird-looking individual with gender dysphoria, no self-awareness and no bitches.

#this bitch really pulled out THE tumblr trigger word to defend herself against child abuse allegations #“you are endangering the students you dick!”#“actually my pronouns are she/her”#which one of you is a secret shonen jump editor #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #tengen #yuki tsukumo

so it’s officially been 1,000 days since the annoying white haired guy with the blindfold got sealed!!! everyone clapped!!! in honor of this anniversary i come to you with a serious post (don’t hate me).

since jjk0 came out on crunchyroll i’ve seen some old discussions happening all over again. some people are still shocked that gojo only knew geto for less than 3 years, but even after 10 years he was still mentally stuck in the past that they’d shared. really, it’s not surprising at all.

as we know, gojo has spent his entire life being treated as a commodity; i think his inability to make new friends has little to do with him being cocky/annoying, and a lot to do with the fact that NOBODY in canon perceives him as an actual person. other characters who have very strong personalities (maki, nobara, maybe hakari, etc.) are still able to form meaningful bonds with the rest of the characters because within the universe of jjk, they are perceived as real people with reasonable flaws/attitude problems that don’t define them. similarly, the characters understand that nanami’s serious demeanor and rigidity are a result of his unlucky experiences as a sorcerer, yet none of them are able to see past gojo’s childish attitude. nobody tries to understand him or cut him some slack, because after all, he’s the strongest. “what are we supposed to do? feel sad for him? feel pity? please”. this is why i think the scene with geto in okinawa is so important: geto asks gojo if he’s exhausted and needs to rest, and it’s possibly the only time in jjk when someone considers that gojo might experience actual human sensations. so it is not surprising at all that he will never get over the three years of his life when he had someone who indulged him with even the slightest sense of understanding and vulnerability

#and the only other person who ever noticed this vulnerability used it to trap him in a box #the cruel irony of having the six eyes and being able to see everything #but not truly being seen by anyone #“i’ve been the archer i’ve been the prey”#“who could ever leave me darling but who could stay?”#im gonna throw up #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #geto suguru

itadori: so, nanamin, since work is shit…

nanami: yes

itadori: and jujutsu sorcery is also shit…

nanami: correct

itadori: why did you pick being a sorcerer again?

nanami: it was really a process of elimination. i figured if i went back to sorcery, at least i wouldn’t have to fill out excel sheets anymore.

itadori, in tears: no… no more excel sheets?

nanami, triumphantly: NO MORE EXCEL SHEETS

#all roads lead to excel #in fact i’m starting to think that not even jujutsu society could escape the cold clammy hands of microsoft office #but i choose peace #thanks again to my dearest crows and cookies for psychologically supporting me in my fight against technology #send my love to the turtles #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #itadori yuuji

in my head i have this image of the shonen jump editors staring blankly at each other at the end of each week, realizing gege akutami is once again being paid for redrawing the same fucking panel of toji looking sexy for the 1000th time

#you guys know which one right??#it’s the one of him smiling creepily and holding his sword #swear to god gege inserts that stupid panel into every scene imaginable #we get it!!! you are a whore!!!#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #fushiguro toji #toji fushiguro #gege akutami

i love jujutsu kaisen but i won’t lie. i spent half of jjk0 being mad about how poorly written the ending is and the other half being mad about how ugly they made geto in that temple scene

#whats the point of having a sexy murderer if there’s no sexiness #that’s just a criminal #where’s the fun in that #SIKE #i spent half of the movie having a crush on maki and the other half crying about gojo being a sad loser #gay people (derogatory)#jjk #jjk0 #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #gojo satoru #maki zenin

how nanami ended up in the jjk0 movie

mappa executives: so...? what do you think of the adaptation?

akutami: it’s atrocious.

mappa execs: ...

akutami: WHERE are the half naked men with 10 packs?? this doesn’t even feel based on something made by me.

mappa execs: but we literally copied your–– nevermind. what do you want us to do about it?

akutami: get nanami in there.

mappa execs: nanami?? to do what?

akutami: TO DO WHAT? WHAT DO YOU THINK? TO LOOK HOT. PUT HIM IN THERE AND MAKE HIM LOOK HOT. SHIRT OFF.

mappa execs: *stare*

akutami: fine... keep the shirt on.. cowards.

#and thats how that happened #ever since gege said he's obsessed with drawing shirtless macho guys everything started to make sense #the movie needed a little bit of spice #and nanami's mere presence counts as fanservice in the eyes of that man #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk0 #nanami kento #nanami

even though it is my passion to misrepresent jjk characters on this app, canon megumi will always be a mystery to me. never in my life have i been so genuinely mistaken in my interpretation of a character. when i started reading jjk i was convinced i was dealing with an inoffensive, secluded emo homosexual mcr fan. only for him to be a...

former middle school bully who listens to weezer???? really???

#like when it comes to every other character i know im delusional #but i really thought i was right about this sea urchin mf #existential crisis gaydar in shambles braincells on fire #im pretty sure my most controversial take on this app was saying that megumi was too sane to be a sorcerer #to this day i dont even know if i was right about that one #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #megumi fushiguro #fushiguro megumi

typical shonen mangaka: hmm i need this character’s combat skills to evolve. i know!! let’s make him fight a really strong antagonist!

gege akutami: hmm i need this character’s combat skills to evolve. let’s set up a free therapy session inside a sumo ring

#last chapter was amazing #my wife is finally beating the mid toji allegations #in all seriousness i really liked how her character was developed #she didn’t need an actual power up because she already got that during the zenin massacre #she just needed to open up to someone and learn to rely on others #i’ve seen people saying that it was anti feminist for her to need help from a man but like what???#idk apparently now it’s sexist to seek therapy #btw sorry for disappearing for a while #i left the country #too many tags bye #posting from my phone feels wrong #jjk spoilers #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #maki zenin #zenin maki #jjk 196

not to laugh at a funeral but the thought of nanami pulling up to school and sitting by himself all day for almost two years after haibara’s death is so absurdly funny... in his third year some new teacher arrives and goes “hello students, how’s everyone doing today😄” and nanami looks to the left, looks to the right, shrugs, stares blankly and stays in complete silence for the rest of the year. NOT A SINGLE WORD comes out of his mouth until his graduation

#the teacher being like:#“could anyone tell me the answer to question three?”#“any volunteers?”#*complete silence*#every day would be like that for almost two years #no shit he went and got a desk job afterwards #in comparison to jujutsu high that must have felt like disneyland #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #nanami kento #nanami #haibara yu #jjk spoilers

*itadori meets the second years*

yuji: so it’s just us, fushiguro and kugisaki?? that’s it?

panda: there are two third-year students as well, but they were suspended.

yuji: both of them?? why??

maki: hakari is being punished because his technique goes too hard

yuji: and the other one?

panda: her gender goes too hard

#kirara gendered too close to the sun sadly #the third years are like the cool older cousins who openly talk about sex and drugs in family gatherings #the “we totally need to go clubbing together when you’re older” cousins #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #itadori yuuji #zenin maki #hakari kinji #hoshi kirara

i like to think of my days as a philosophy major (three days exactly) as my “geto suguru era” because it seemed that my only realistic career choices after graduation were a) high school teacher and b) cult leader

#seriously ive heard of many philosophy students who got scouted by cults #and geto does seem like someone who'd major in philosophy #gojo simply wouldnt get it #“but suguru you’re so smart”#“the humanities are for the people who aren’t smart enough for STEM”#of course HE wouldn't last a week as a philosophy student #neither could i to be fair #everyone was so sad and unfashionable #do not recommend #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #geto suguru #suguru geto #gojo satoru

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