elephant seals scare me

the entire pack of imbeciles siren || they/them || former 90s kid

[exorcismpersonified-deactivated]

reblog to tell your mutual you’re proud of them and it’ll all work out

[kaburion]

[cisphobicnaoto]

why do cats keep following me home

[doubleca5t]

Top ten worst anime tiddies

just off the top of my head

[thegaymertrainer]

Seems appropriate this evening

[5norlax]

Surprised you forgot these two

[mr--bees]

[thememedaddy]

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

after watching the shrek movie i politely bowed to the screen and left without a fuss.

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

liar.

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

Ok i did the shrek walk. this site sucks anyway

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[mushroominaforest]

Shout out to the doctor who responded with complete sincerity when I (on anesthesia) uttered the phrase “chat are we cooked” in her medical professional vicinity. You’re such a real one for that fr fr

[mclennonyaoi]

guys is this fucking real . did i invent the term girlfailure

[mclennonyaoi]

“the post received five notes in two years” are you mad at me? :(

[stompanieart]

you think that's bad

"didn't receive any likes over the course of 12 years" thanks knowyourmeme for permanently documenting what a loser i am

[exhuastedpigeon]

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[thestateonmtv]

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

[beachdeath]

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

[voice-of-illogical-sense]

[sexygaywizard]

[galanon1m]

"who fell first who fell harder" i actually need them both to be down horrendously bad for each other. hope that helps

[starrstruckgoldencanuck]

[youreturnhome]

the fact that siffrin doesn’t remember their real name hurts me… not that “siffrin” isn’t a real name for him either, and i don’t always agree that the name given at birth is one’s real name (we don’t know if the name siffrin went by on the island even was their birth name, or if they’d already changed it by the time they left), but the point is he never chose to discard that old name. it was forgotten, taken by force like so much else of their childhood. do you ever think about this. i can’t stop thinking about this

[kaijuno]