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When people underestimate how much you can shitpost

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Charlie Chaplin and Douglas Fairbanks running hurdles, 1923.

Charlie was 34, Douglas 40.

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The Nice Guys (2016) dir. Shane Black

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UK: ugh Northern Ireland is so much effort why do we even have it

Republic: Hey

UK: The Proud and Beautiful United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

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This gets more relevant and real by the day

oh hey, I forgot this was here

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Remember that movie in which Jack Black was a teacher and building a rock band and when a little black chubby girl asked to be a singer he only said “sure! let me hear you” and the moment she started using her beautiful voice his lit up like all of his dreams came true, PLUS the same little girl was scared that people would make fun of her because she was fat and he started listing awesome singers with some weight on and included himself and told her that people wouldn’t laugh because she is awesome at what she does and that is all that matters PLUS that it’s ok to enjoy food?

Also, when a little boy asked to be the band’s stylist he just said “sure, go ahead fancy pants” like, there wasn’t a single second of questioning it, he went into “ok, that will be your position then” right away

That fucking movie is an hour and a half of Jack Black teaching kids to love themselves disregarding all of the stereotypes

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And don’t forget the Asian guy said he shouldn’t be in the band because he thought he wasn’t “cool enough”. Jack Black didn’t miss a beat by making up a secret handshake between he and the kid.and telling him he’s amazing at what he does playing the piano. After that the Asian kid even stood up for himself against a bully.

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And he put the violent kid with anger issues on drums and let him constructively work out his aggression.

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School of Rock is fab basically

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Person: Hey, are you into podcasts?

Me, reclining on my Casper Mattress, working on my squarespace site, listening to a free audible audiobook, picking at a nature box, wearing a high quality pair of socks and printing postal orders from Stamps Dot Com: ye why do u ask [i begin to shave my legs with a harry’s razor]