[ka3l]

just go enjoy your life, 

[artsy-therapist]

This… all of this. It’s so difficult to remember the only one I have to impress is myself.

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

[dunkstein]

Counterpoint: monkey instinct says uncovering secret bounty from colorful shell good as fuck

[brookerz14]

I made gift wrap out of this post

[dunkstein]

@koobaxion

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

jesus h christ

[love-suggestion-blog]

stargazing: sometimes you don’t have to look up to do it. it’s in someones eyes

[ravenvsfox]

YA titles must contain one of the following words or you have to pay a fine:

blood crow queen ice crown fire bone true academy magic glass shade kingdom world shadow song sun ember secret legend star raven thief

[biglawbear]

I think I read that book once

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dsmsix]

René Descartes: *thinks*

René Descartes:

[dykemd]

everybody masc till the roach starts flying 😒

[punkmecrosseyed]

You’re not punk unless you EAT a pair of DOC MARTENS 

[ekphrasticbitch]

womanhood is just an incessant loop of ‘oh it’s my fault’ ringing in your ears until you smash your head against a wall at which point it gets louder

[care0333-deactivated20200113]

It's called tinnitus and I know the cure

[pi-la]

[viinnttaaggee]

alright ladies its time to “omg i’m so cold feel my hands” your way into a relationship season

[egglands-worst]

oh no 

[jelloandclaws]

If you say this then hold their hand, it flirt

If you say this then immediately shove your cold hand on their face and/or neck, that's goblin best friend behaviour

[yukheii]

cute couple things i’ve seen on campus this semester that make me want a stupid boyfriend

girl and guy were sitting on the same chair with the guy behind her only he was hugging her waist and fast asleep on her shoulder while she was working on her computer

saw this couple across the street from me waiting for the bus. the guy did the thing where he pretends to look for something in his bag and pulls out a finger heart instead

in the hallway i watched this girl run up to her bf and he gives her the biggest hug and goes “see told you you’d kill your presentation” then kisses her forehead

girl sitting next to me in the library has been grinding on an assignment all day (like i’d have been in the library from 10-3 with breaks in between for classes but she’d been sitting there the whole time) and her boyfriend would come in every few hours, put down food or coffee on her table, kiss the top of her head, and walk away without a word

in one of my smaller classes (probably around 30 people) this guy’s phone rang and he sprung up and left the class to answer it. usually profs don’t care if you leave class but this one is really small and he knows all of our names/faces, so when the guy comes back in the prof asks if everything was ok. he has the biggest grin on his face and says “yeah, sorry that was my girlfriend. her flight took off right before it started snowing so i was worried. she’s okay tho.”

was sitting outside and reading when it was warmer and i could see this couple sitting under a tree a little ways away from me. the girl was laying in his lap while he was on his phone. suddenly i heard an alarm go off so i look up and they start switching places so now he’s laying his head on her lap and she’s reading sitting up. it happened twice more after that

[neeetsocks-deactivated20191026]

how to fall asleep quickly in a way that doesnt involve drugs or blunt trauma

[bastard-unlimited]

laying next to someone who you love

[deltasniper1000]

[sonypraystation]

white people love details

[acoolguy]

could you be more specific?

[intercontinentalchampion]

[theocseason4]

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

[drarry-imagines]

Is this Draco Malfoy?

[silverskings]

We found Draco.

[theocseason4]

[theunitofcaring]

saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in between you and the rainstorm”. the things we create? they’re for us. they are meant to carry us. they are meant to protect us. we are meant to hold them up to keep us dry. 

[queeranarchism]

why do we even have a society if not to take care of each other?

[eeyes]

what happens if you mix up suburban white mom “i cant function without coffee” facebook culture and edgy anime glittergraphix emo internet culture because i have an idea.

[max300-deactivated20010903-deac]

hows this