Funny Things

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Dog 911

911: What is your emergency?

Dog: MY BALL IS UNDER THE COUCH

911: Have you tried barking at it?

Dog: IT DIDN'T WORK

911: OMG

Dog: OMG

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*When I'm at somebody's house who has lots of dogs*

Me: What do you call a fly with no wings?

Person: OHHHH NOOOO

Me: A WALK! *Laughter*

*Dogs run everywhere*

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Instagram

*Logs out of Instagram*

Me: I wonder what is on Instagram

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The truth runs wild, Like kids on concrete

Troye Sivan

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Dog 911

911: What is your emergency?

Dog: MY OWNER WENT TO WORK!

911: So?

Dog: WHAT IF HE DOESN'T COME BACK!

911: OMG

Dog: OMG